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SykkBoy 02-13-2002 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Sykk....
You are fucking me up with your tag "Evil is as evil does"

messes my Ctl-F all to hell.... LOL

:Hollering

hahaahh suffer bitch ;)

you will find, as others have before you, I am the most evil man on the planet...muhahahhaahaha

I'm so evil, Marilyn Manson phones me up nightly to tell me "tone it down man"

Blondy 02-13-2002 09:14 PM

ha ha ha

Serge is getting what he wants though over 1000 views of his signature

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I swear to god if 12Clicks and Serge hash it out on GFY, it will be the greatest thread in GFY history.
Labret,
all I need is 12clicks' YES I DO,
and I'm ready to go.

12clicks is formidable opponent,
1) he dealt with Russians before, and quite sucessfully from what I hear

2) he is a millionaire and I am just a "poor Russian"

3) I have properties in the same state he lives,
so collection shouldn't be a problem...if he wins what he claims he is owed.

4) he has valuable trade skills he can use in case if he loses

I think it's a slam dunk! and ..
"Don't ask what GFY can do for you,
ask what you can do for GFY"
and I am always all for it
:)

SykkBoy 02-13-2002 09:25 PM

...in fact, I'm so evil that Anton LeVay once attempted to kick me in the balls (just before I smashed him in the face with the Brick Of Evil (the protoype of The Brick Of Love))

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blondy
ha ha ha

Serge is getting what he wants though over 1000 views of his signature

Blonde,
you missed another 2000+ in your numbers
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...7&pagenumber=5

do you need a male mentor to teach you math and proper research techniques?
:)
alonng with not to piss against the wind
:)

SykkBoy 02-13-2002 09:38 PM

ah, here it is:

The Brick Of Evil
http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/evilbrick.gif

and of course I get sentimental about The Wrench Of Perspective

http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/wrench.gif

spacedog 02-13-2002 09:42 PM

12clicks dont shave..
He counts every single click,,
He just dont pay you for them all,,,,

You need to follow all the rules very carefully....

12clicks is ALWAYS RIGHT!!


I've learned that lesson...
12clicks is in a better position than many of us, & maybe we should learn from him

(How Ironic of me to be saying this)..

I've come to this conclusion because I have been doing some reading about 12clicks & standard internet corp & I feel that he (12 clicks ) provides me insight & motivation...

Many of us small time tgp'ers would love to be in the position that 12clicks resides within...

When I first became a member of this forum, one of my first post's was a pissing match..
that has taught me one thing....
the upper hand, (the sponsor) is always right...
Also, this taught me more, Out of vengence I tried seeking out as much dirt on 12clicks as possible, but, what I found was more respect & admiration for his work & successful business model...

pretty fucked up that my very first enemy on GFY has become one of my role models of success,,,
and if there is one thing I learned from him.
it is "12clicks is always right:... lol

Many of you can only dream of the success that 12clicks has achieved...

When I first became a member of GFY. I didnt even know 12clicks was the man behind standard intenet corp...

Well, to make a long story short, there was a pissing match & I lost...
After so, I learned that standard internet also is a custodian of records as well as has a variety of stories content as well,,,

there are many stories that are copyright by standard internet corp.....

12clicks, however impersonal he may appear to some, should be a role model....

I never met the guy, but from what I have learned about him since our pissing match. I do give him credit & accept his policies & understand the reasons behind such policies, & he has become on of my role models to follow to the road of success,,,

In regards to any question about shaving, this I totally disagree with....Shall I create or endeavor in any part of a sponsor program (Which will be soon) I would never condone, nor participate in any activities of shaving..

After all, it is the webmasters that push your sites that create your sucess..

With out those webmasters, you OLD TIME BIG PLAYERS would be nothing.....

Though I am at the bottem of the totem pole, I have the frive & determination to be one at the top & one to reckon with......


When you look at people like 12clicks, Serge, Lensman, Fantasyman, etc...
remember somethings...

they were in this biz long before you knew your head from yourb ass........

Many of the things that define our industry were set & defined by these people like serge, 12clicks, fantasyman, lensman, brad shaw, etc......


perhaps we all should start to look at these mentors as models of what we all aspire to become,,,,

All the above names are what I personally see as role models of success within this business.....


Though 12clicks & I got off on a pissing match, I do have the utmost respect for him in regards to having a successful business model, (though maybe he lacks interpersonal skillss...lol).....

Take a look at what these people (the ones who have defined the rules & practices of our industry).. and learn from them & listen to what they have to offer & say, no matter how sarcastic it may appear, there are reasons behind it all, & personally, It is in my opinion that it is VERY UNDOUBTFUL that 12clicks is the kind of man in any way , shape , or form to send any webmaster down the wrong path, no matter how much he may dislike you........

Blondy 02-13-2002 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


do you need a male mentor to teach you math and proper research techniques?
:)
alonng with not to piss against the wind
:)


I always round off to the nearest 1000 darlin


I have been away for a few days yes

GFY has missed me as I am sure you have missed me on Oprano :angel

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 09:46 PM

that has taught me one thing....
the upper hand, (the sponsor) is always right...
******************************************

I think you developped the case of "swiss syndrom"
;-)))
but that's OK, Patty Herst was cured!
:)

I wish you were around when IEG was in business,
they would make you their spokesperson!

LOL
:-))

:)

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blondy



I always round off to the nearest 1000 darlin


I have been away for a few days yes

GFY has missed me as I am sure you have missed me on Oprano :angel

Blondy,
hey,
you getting better and better there,
and I'll be the first to admit that
:)
just do me a favor...
don't you EVER tell stories how much you pissed with me and fell in love because of it!
:)

I'd NEVER forgive you for that!
:)

kmanrox 02-13-2002 09:53 PM

holy shit spacedog, calm down buddy... is 12clicks your life partner or something? :winkwink:

Blondy 02-13-2002 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

just do me a favor...
don't you EVER tell stories how much you pissed with me and fell in love because of it!
:)


my only love is the goats :)

[Labret] 02-13-2002 09:55 PM

Now that my friends was a fine example of ass kissing at its finest.

I have never seen a nose go so far up someones ass.

Amputate Your Head 02-13-2002 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Now that my friends was a fine example of ass kissing at its finest.

I have never seen a nose go so far up someones ass.

man... fuck the nose... that was the whole damn head right to the shoulders.... I don't know if I've ever seen such a wretching display of ass kissing in my entire life.

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
holy shit spacedog, calm down buddy... is 12clicks your life partner or something? :winkwink:
Keith,
au contre, obviously 12clicks taught the guy LOYALTY and I LOVE learning about people and how they change ALL THE TIME
:)

if 12clicks now can give loyalty lessons, maybe it's a new 12clicks I never knew
:)

as you can see,
I have a verrrrry open mind about people and things
:)

Gary 02-13-2002 09:58 PM

Made me wanna go fuck a hooker cause i was feeling kinda gay reading it.

SykkBoy 02-13-2002 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blondy



my only love is the goats :)

goddamnit Gary! look at what you've done! you've turned poor innocent Blondy into a "goat person"....

or maybe Serge is to blame....or..well, we all know who invented goats, so I won't even bother mentioning his name ;)))

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

man... fuck the nose... that was the whole damn head right to the shoulders.... I don't know if I've ever seen such a wretching display of ass kissing in my entire life.

Amputate Your Head,
oh, c'mon,
it was a VERY good kissing job and I
enjoyed the PROFESSIONALISM it was done with!
:)

BTW, I expected much more,
after all, I see his name on almost every tag on GFY,
he MUST have more folks whom he enlightened, and I'm all for hearing their enlightments!
:)

spacedog 02-13-2002 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
holy shit spacedog, calm down buddy... is 12clicks your life partner or something? :winkwink:

I'm just trying to say that 12clicks is very successful in this biz & that he should be a role model of what all us small timers aspire to become....

he has my respects in that he has started from the bottom like me, and has risen to the top,,,

12clicks, fantasyman, lensman, SIC cash, etc..
These Big Timers are in a position of where I desire to be at..
I'm just saying, listen to what they offer, maybe there's somthing to learn here,... they've solved your problems years before you've encountered them problems, but you're not listening...

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2


goddamnit Gary! look at what you've done! you've turned poor innocent Blondy into a "goat person"....

or maybe Serge is to blame....or..well, we all know who invented goats, so I won't even bother mentioning his name ;)))

Sykk,
and it happened in...1895!

Blondy 02-13-2002 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2


goddamnit Gary! look at what you've done! you've turned poor innocent Blondy into a "goat person"....




don't you know about Gary and I ??? :glugglug

Gary 02-13-2002 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blondy




don't you know about Gary and I ??? :glugglug

*WINK*

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog



I'm just trying to say that 12clicks is very successful in this biz & that he should be a role model of what all us small timers aspire to become....

he has my respects in that he has started from the bottom like me, and has risen to the top,,,

12clicks, fantasyman, lensman, SIC cash, etc..
These Big Timers are in a position of where I desire to be at..
I'm just saying, listen to what they offer, maybe there's somthing to learn here,... they've solved your problems years before you've encountered them problems, but you're not listening...

geeze, VERY impressive list and 12clicks on it first and MUST be there by ALL means...
what about MoJo?
where would MoJo be without 12clicks?
I expect MoJo's praise any second now....and so should everybody!

[Labret] 02-13-2002 10:30 PM

C'mon spacedog, this industry doesnt revolve around people who just post on GFY.

There so many people you have never heard of who made killing in this industry and contributed much more than people on Spacedogs Top 10.

And just because someone made alot of cash in this, that does not mean they are not shady motherfuckers. This industry is packed full of people who will assfuck you in a minute to make a few bucks.

SykkBoy 02-13-2002 10:36 PM

the Spacedog Elite 10 seem to be missing key people like
Nickatilynx, Ken (Cashquest), KidSlick, that Russian guy, I can't remember his name ;))), stoner/jonas, mojo, seth washawski (total cockbite, but I guess we're talking about income right?), all the members of the Australian Porn Mafia, DJ-JD, Dragon King, Sweet T, Ron Cadwell, Brian and Mario from XPics (similar to Seth ;)), Yishai....

god, I know I'm missing people too...but don't feel like typing any more ;0))

Theo 02-13-2002 10:39 PM

spacedog's head is stuck for good in sucessful asses! lucky him!! ;)

Serge, i'm in the process to reduce the hours spend on gfy and your presence makes my attempt impossible ;)

spacedog 02-13-2002 10:41 PM

Labret...
I mentioned 12clicks as an example (as well as some others) BECAUSE he posts on GFY, & I am giving props where it is due...


Maybe this should be an example to stop all the pissing matches & maybe work together to resolve many issues that hinder our industry...
If there are any people that can offer insight into the ins & outs of this biz, it is in my opinion, 12clicks, Lensaman, FantasyMan, Brad Shaw, Serge & a few others...

Sure you are very correct that MANY people hav contributed to many facets of this biz...

Like LANE,, where would many of us be without CJ ultra...
There's just so many examples...
My point is,
whatever part of this biz that inspires you, follow their examples..
Learn from what they offer to teach you....

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
the Spacedog Elite 10 seem to be missing key people like
Nickatilynx, Ken (Cashquest), KidSlick, that Russian guy, I can't remember his name ;))), stoner/jonas, mojo, seth washawski (total cockbite, but I guess we're talking about income right?), all the members of the Australian Porn Mafia, DJ-JD, Dragon King, Sweet T, Ron Cadwell, Brian and Mario from XPics (similar to Seth ;)), Yishai....

god, I know I'm missing people too...but don't feel like typing any more ;0))

Sykk,
I'd like to correct you somewhat and in historical sequence,
based upon not income, but contributions

1) Persian Kitty 1995

2) Al Hadhazy (Webpower) 1996

3) Joe Holler -genios! 1996
3A) Robin Nixon -1997

4) Ron Levi (FantasyMan) 1996

5) Mario Carmona/Brina Shuster Xpics 1996

6) David Toine (Python Video) 1996

7)Bill Parody Sr. ATS - first portal CC/Checks processor 1996

8) DMR - first 3rd party processor 1996

9) Deb of the Web - first mega Amateur Site 1995

10) RB (MaxCash) - first sucessful pay per sign up model 1996

I cna probaly go for Top 100 if we continue into 1997, 1998
:-)

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
spacedog's head is stuck for good in sucessful asses! lucky him!! ;)

Serge, i'm in the process to reduce the hours spend on gfy and your presence makes my attempt impossible ;)

Soul Rebel,
there is a way to reduce board time:
http://allofem.com
;-)))

not the best reviews, but...the only reviews and cliff notes in town
;-)

Gary 02-13-2002 10:50 PM

Robin Nixon was a major genious. I miss him.

Anyone hear from him lately?

spacedog 02-13-2002 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
spacedog's head is stuck for good in sucessful asses! lucky him!! ;)

Serge, i'm in the process to reduce the hours spend on gfy and your presence makes my attempt impossible ;)


Hey.. I'm in this biz, because I desire & want the success these people have...So I don't mention all the big time players that are an inspiration...

There are so many facets of this biz...

I was mentioning 12clicks, lensman, fantasyman & Brad Shaw, as BUSINESS MODELS,
were I talking about designers for motivation, my inspiration rests with AMP as a role model, were I talking about traffic giants for motivation, I would say the hun, persian kitty, richards realm, etc...
All I am trying to say is , whatever part of this biz your heart is in, follow those who have been there & know their shit & maybe you may follow the road to success if you listen to what is offered...
You may ask & they may not tell, but when it is offered, take heed...

[Labret] 02-13-2002 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog


Maybe this should be an example to stop all the pissing matches & maybe work together to resolve many issues that hinder our industry...



Pissing has been there since the beginning, and will always be here. Where would the adult web be without pissing. Pissing has brought about some amazing things.


Quote:


If there are any people that can offer insight into the ins & outs of this biz, it is in my opinion, 12clicks, Lensaman, FantasyMan, Brad Shaw, Serge & a few others...


Ok, now youve done it. You have thrown Lane and Shaw in the mix.

Nobody from TGP or CJ should ever make the list.


Why do I get the horrible feeling that one day we are gonna see Spacedog on some news show as a self professed internet smut expert?

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
Labret...
Maybe this should be an example to stop all the pissing matches & maybe work together to resolve many issues that hinder our industry...

nope, we shouldn't...
the fates of this industry is decided by people you never heard of or seen on the boards and for us....if was up to us,
TGP would be dead by now
:)

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Robin Nixon was a major genious. I miss him.

Anyone hear from him lately?

yes, I do...he might be back soon in a fray...
one thing about us, adult entertainers,
we ALWAYS come back
:)

Gary 02-13-2002 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


yes, I do...he might be back soon in a fray...
one thing about us, adult entertainers,
we ALWAYS come back
:)

That would be nice, it was very disapointing when he announced his "retirement"

But, everyone has to find their own happiness.

Serge_Oprano 02-13-2002 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


That would be nice, it was very disapointing when he announced his "retirement"

But, everyone has to find their own happiness.

Gary,
in the best Terminator's voice for Robin:
"I'll be back"
:)

spacedog 02-13-2002 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]



Ok, now youve done it. You have thrown Lane and Shaw in the mix.

Nobody from TGP or CJ should ever make the list.


Why do I get the horrible feeling that one day we are gonna see Spacedog on some news show as a self professed internet smut expert?


Because I just don't go away.....
because I explore every facet of this industry possible...
because I have a drive & determination to go far fast.. &
because I dont give up easily & I make sacrifices & take chances..
becuase I experiment.. Because I ask questions & I test everything...

while many webmasters concentrate on just ONE thing, I explore EVERYTHING...

Information is a valuable tool....

Amputate Your Head 02-13-2002 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
one thing about us, adult entertainers,
we ALWAYS come back
:)

yep.... we're all still anxiously awaiting the triumphant return of zipE.

spacedog 02-13-2002 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yep.... we're all still anxiously awaiting the triumphant return of zipE.


Look up Tag..
he is ZipE, or Instant, etc..

dropped9 02-14-2002 12:24 AM

<a href="http://www.gillette.com/products/grooming_women.asp">Gilette for Serge?</a>

SykkBoy 02-14-2002 12:29 AM

you're right serge

how could I forget PK....is she still around? I know she used to have some small linklist somewhere.... ;))))))

Mr. Grimm 02-14-2002 12:51 AM

12 clicks doesnt shave, he waxes:)



If ive learned anything in my years of selling traffic, who cares about shaviing, the bottom line is all that matters. If your bottom line isnt meeting your expectations, find a way to increase your counts, or find another sponsor that shaves in a more complimentary way. People have been fooled into the myth of quality traffic. It isnt quality that gets you there, it is volume. Find a volume that is tolerable to your sponsors, they will shave accordingly, and you can all break bread and drink vodka when you see each other:)

kmanrox 02-14-2002 12:51 AM

you're all crooks!! go away!! quit shaving me without lotion!!!!

:winkwink:

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yep.... we're all still anxiously awaiting the triumphant return of zipE.

"Don't cry for me, Argentina..."
:)

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Grimm
12 clicks doesnt shave, he waxes:)

really????

which program does he still run?
and PLEASE,
don't invite anybody here from Webfather's board!
or this thread is gonna grow and Lensman will have to buy 3 more hard drives
:)

SABAI 02-14-2002 06:05 AM

i think that topbucks per click and 404 proggies are the biggest shavers of all time....
my server stats indicates like 500 404 accesses and topbucks credits only 25..... same for the per click when i get 500 hits to a textlink style "don't click here" going to a page with another "enter" link" and counter on the next page (to check second page clicks then i change the link to topcash per click the hits miraculously drops to around 12 a day....
what a shame...it was the same when they used CTC..:mad:

Snake Doctor 02-14-2002 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
you're right serge

how could I forget PK....is she still around? I know she used to have some small linklist somewhere.... ;))))))


Yeah she still manages to send 2 or 3 hits a day if you're listed at the very top :winkwink:


So 12Clicks, how did it feel to have your leg humped by a space dog?

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2



So 12Clicks, how did it feel to have your leg humped by a space dog?

Lenny,
you've seen NOTHING yet...the best is still to come...
as we patiently await the word from the "master" himself
on how far he wants taking it....

you think he gonna say the magic words:
YES, I DO?:)

Rocky 02-14-2002 06:30 AM

hey SpaceDog

do you know the difference between a brown nose and ring around the collar?

the level of committment
:winkwink:

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
hey SpaceDog

do you know the difference between a brown nose and ring around the collar?

the level of committment
:winkwink:

Rocky,
I hope 12clicks comes to the rescue of his "disciple"
:Graucho


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