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woj · 08-23-2005, 07:10 PM

50..........

DamageX · 08-23-2005, 07:12 PM

No
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aztecvision · 08-23-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

Let's here it. Gimmie your best shot $20 for the best "dis"

track down the priest that you sucked off during elementary and give him the 20$, he won this contest years ago.

JD · 08-23-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by aztecvision

track down the priest that you sucked off during elementary and give him the 20$, he won this contest years ago.

yikes. that's a good one too

JuiceMonkey · 08-24-2005, 02:14 PM

bump.. this is good times

JD · 08-24-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

bump.. this is good times

lol yeah. I pay out at 9am tomorrow. Keep'em coming ladies

BellaSeaira · 08-24-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

lol yeah. I pay out at 9am tomorrow. Keep'em coming ladies

Is that when you get your wefare check?

quantum-x · 08-24-2005, 02:34 PM

Die, cun+.

budz · 08-24-2005, 02:37 PM

You couldnt afford to pay $20 if you broke in to my place and stole the money from under my soap.

Silent_Thunder · 08-24-2005, 02:37 PM

SPeRMiNaToR, are you masturbating while reading those posts? Damn, that's sick man.

JD · 08-24-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BellaSeaira

Is that when you get your wefare check?

nah, it's when your mom pays me.

JD · 08-24-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz

You couldnt afford to pay $20 if you broke in to my place and stole the money from under my soap.

third one that made me chukle

Babaganoosh · 08-24-2005, 02:51 PM

You are a Republican.

tenderobject · 08-24-2005, 02:53 PM

you dont really have sperm!

GlydeGirl · 08-24-2005, 02:54 PM

you have a tiny penis... you barely last 5 seconds before you blow your load... even your blow-up doll is bored with you in bed...

BellaSeaira · 08-24-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

nah, it's when your mom pays me.

My mom? Lay of the drugs I think you ment your mom.

JD · 08-24-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSeaira

My mom? Lay of the drugs I think you ment your mom.

ah, shit! you're right. sorry

xlogger · 08-24-2005, 05:38 PM

You listen to Kelly Clarkson.

reed_4 · 08-24-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GFED

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

i'll bump this cool stuff

JD · 08-25-2005, 08:13 AM

45 minutes until a winner is chosen

Sam Granger · 08-25-2005, 08:28 AM

your breath smells like my goats anus & your face looks like it.

JD · 08-25-2005, 08:44 AM

paying out in t-minus 15 minutes

Downtime · 08-25-2005, 08:46 AM

you're a gaylord

Kre8t0r · 08-25-2005, 09:46 AM

Well who the fuck won you waste of a load? All this shit and your sorry ass can't even live up to a $20 contest! I guess your 80 year old quadriplegic neighbor didn't pay you for the rim job last night....

Oops contest is over, couldn't help myself...LOL

Doc911 · 08-25-2005, 09:49 AM

yeah who won?

camouflaged123 · 08-25-2005, 09:53 AM

gfed, where did you get that from..lol

camouflaged123 · 08-25-2005, 09:55 AM

For sperminator...

You Fucking know nothing fly catching mouth!

JD · 08-25-2005, 10:10 AM

aztecvision ICQ me your paypal address ya got me with

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztecvision

track down the priest that you sucked off during elementary and give him the 20$, he won this contest years ago.

Doc911 · 08-25-2005, 10:15 AM

guess he's trying to weasle out of 20$. thats a crying shame. some designer is not going to be able to pay rent this month LOL.

OG LennyT · 08-25-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

wasn't that the same line your mom used that resulted in you?

hahahahaha

polle54 · 08-25-2005, 10:34 AM

If you are half as ugly af you are a fucking idiot infront of the computer you must look like a gay version of Ozzy Osbourne smashed in the head with a dead animal

I throw up just thinking of you, fucking idiot!!

JD · 08-25-2005, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911

guess he's trying to weasle out of 20$. thats a crying shame. some designer is not going to be able to pay rent this month LOL.

what? I'll pay as soon as aztecvision ICQs me

Doc911 · 08-25-2005, 10:42 AM

congrates aztec!

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