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Old 08-21-2005, 01:38 AM   #1
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Beat a breathalizer?

anyone know tricks to beat a police breathalizer?
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:39 AM   #2
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there is no way to beat it..
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:42 AM   #3
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It can't be done. Mythbusters says so.
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:42 AM   #4
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You can't.
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:52 AM   #5
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surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

duh
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:54 AM   #6
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Say you used mouth wash a few minutes ago (contains ethanol.) Though I'm sure if you contested the results of a test on those grounds, they would retain you and test again.
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:54 AM   #7
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surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

duh
yeah, duh!
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:55 AM   #8
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:59 AM   #9
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how about hyperventilating to increase oxygen in your blood?
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:00 AM   #10
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:01 AM   #11
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I now how to beat it, just put the car in gear and drive awayyyyyyyyyy
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:01 AM   #12
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I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:02 AM   #13
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No dude, that just gives you farts and mucho granda diearia.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:06 AM   #14
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I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.

Exactly. Please come tell me and others that lost people they love through others drinking and driving how great it is to beat a breathalizer.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:09 AM   #15
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I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
I've taken a few of those myself, and you're right.
Don't fucking drink before you drive.
You'll beat those mangy tests every time.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:26 AM   #16
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I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
extremely clever of you
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