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montel 08-21-2005 01:38 AM

Beat a breathalizer?
 
anyone know tricks to beat a police breathalizer?

riddler 08-21-2005 01:39 AM

there is no way to beat it..

Babaganoosh 08-21-2005 01:42 AM

It can't be done. Mythbusters says so.

WarChild 08-21-2005 01:42 AM

You can't.

Napolean 08-21-2005 01:52 AM

surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

duh

dozey 08-21-2005 01:54 AM

Say you used mouth wash a few minutes ago (contains ethanol.) Though I'm sure if you contested the results of a test on those grounds, they would retain you and test again.

xlogger 08-21-2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

duh

yeah, duh! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BAKO 08-21-2005 01:55 AM

mustered Helps like Luda Says

montel 08-21-2005 01:59 AM

how about hyperventilating to increase oxygen in your blood?

longbrick 08-21-2005 02:00 AM

eat taco bell :thumbsup

xlogger 08-21-2005 02:01 AM

I now how to beat it, just put the car in gear and drive awayyyyyyyyyy

Dagwolf 08-21-2005 02:01 AM

I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer. :winkwink:

xlogger 08-21-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longbrick
eat taco bell :thumbsup

No dude, that just gives you farts and mucho granda diearia.

Sarah_Jayne 08-21-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer. :winkwink:


Exactly. Please come tell me and others that lost people they love through others drinking and driving how great it is to beat a breathalizer.

Baal 08-21-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer. :winkwink:

I've taken a few of those myself, and you're right.
Don't fucking drink before you drive.
You'll beat those mangy tests every time.

JFK 08-21-2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer. :winkwink:

extremely clever of you :1orglaugh

Alky 08-21-2005 02:51 AM

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