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budz 08-21-2005 07:20 PM

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SmokeyTheBear 08-21-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Today 05:04 PM
If you post to this again you are dumbass just trying to get sig space, there is nothing more to say.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Today 07:19 PM
Also can I have the last word on this thread Chaze

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I think this was even funnier than you calling yourself an idiot

SOLD for 3 months..

chaze 08-21-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think this was even funnier than you calling yourself an idiot

SOLD for 3 months..

OMG can we stop the childish games already.

People can decide what they want about you by reading the first page if this. We will leave it up to them. :winkwink:


Flame done

SmokeyTheBear 08-21-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
OMG can we stop the childish games already.

People can decide what they want about you by reading the first page if this. We will leave it up to them. :winkwink:


Flame done


yes i think the 3 pages of people telling you your an idiot probably speaks volumes...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho
Dude you can hardly referr to me as a smokey ass kisser LOL

and he is Not lensman

Smokey is a smart dude though, just gotta give props where they are due.

your company may be great and not have any down time, but arguing semantics with someone that is obviously under your skin, is not a smart thing to do , just throwing that out there for ya ...

seriously his sig doesn't mean shit and no one is gonna decide who to host with over a sig, if you left him alone, he would have changed it in a few days anyway, but now I bet he keeps it in there for a few months.

I would just walk away if I was you, and good luck to you, or better yet, use this piss to your advantage, and instead of fucking with everyone that is coming in to make a comment, just start telling us what is good about your service or comapny, and use the thread to gain some business . good luck man .


lol chaze, at some point you have to wake up to reality. When people that don't even really like me tell you your being an idiot, at what point to you wake up and smell the java ?

Your at 4 pages and your basically arguing about nothing.. you have no point and every post you make just makes it more clear that people should stay away from anything you do.

Your burning bridges faster than any pr team could rebuild them..

SmokeyTheBear 08-21-2005 07:43 PM

my suggestion is let it go and go back to whatever you were doing before you decided to offer your hosting in a thread not asking for your hosting..

Just a tip though..

you could continue to run your company's name through the mud if you want.

fris 08-21-2005 07:50 PM

chaze your hosting website isnt loading?

server problems?

i guess that 100% uptime doesnt go into effect until tomorow

chaze 08-21-2005 07:51 PM

Well I am calling you a fucktard, I would think some people might try to stick up for your sorry ass, they still know your a dumbass after reading this either way.

They think I'm a dick,

Wich I have never flamed anyone in the 3 years I have been here so think about that. :Oh crap

Bottom line we both lose all because you couldn't admit your where wrong.

SweeeeT :thumbsup

And to be ohnest I don't mind looking like a dick to show everyone what a dumbass your where. :1orglaugh

chaze 08-21-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
my suggestion is let it go and go back to whatever you were doing before you decided to offer your hosting in a thread not asking for your hosting..

Just a tip though..

you could continue to run your company's name through the mud if you want.


Do you really think showing GFY how you are lying about our company is dragging it into the dirt.?

You keep getting smarter everytime you post amazing :thumbsup

You just got 4 months BTW :winkwink:

Damian_Maxcash 08-21-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Do you really think showing GFY how you are lying about our company is dragging it into the dirt.?

You keep getting smarter everytime you post amazing :thumbsup

You just got 4 months BTW :winkwink:

Thanks Chaze... the only thing that has kept me from slashing my wrists is knowing that you are having a worse day than me.

BTW your sites are down.

chaze 08-21-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
chaze your hosting website isnt loading?

server problems?

i guess that 100% uptime doesnt go into effect until tomorow

The website is fine we are doing some migration, we just got a quad xeon installed, we are going to load balance it with more for external MYSQL managment.

It will load MYSQL on our shared servers at blazing fast speeds.

In fact the sites works so well you can sign up here:

https://dwhs.net/%7Edwhsnet/secure/s...gnup2.php?id=4

or look around here:

http://www.dwhs.com

:)

SmokeyTheBear 08-21-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Do you really think showing GFY how you are lying about our company is dragging it into the dirt.?

You keep getting smarter everytime you post amazing :thumbsup

You just got 4 months BTW :winkwink:


lol i'm going to be totally serious here for a second..

Are you smoking crack/drinking/birth defect ? Are you reading a different version of GFY ?

Have you not read any of the comments left here ?

chaze 08-21-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Thanks Chaze... the only thing that has kept me from slashing my wrists is knowing that you are having a worse day than me.

BTW your sites are down.

They are doing upgrades and as you can see above, and my day is great. I just checked and sales are double normal for a Sunday and soe one wants to add a second dedicted to their network, we have about 300 uniques from GFY.

Hmmm :1orglaugh

I also got second place last night in Poker, nice $320 bucks.

I was actually short stacked the whole time but got lucky at the right time :thumbsup

AdultMegaCash 08-21-2005 08:10 PM

http://www.cumshotgirls.com/1.jpg
http://www.cumshotgirls.com/2.jpg

so both the domains in your sig are down for some reason, but I bet your network is just fine right.

I guess as long as the network is up everything is ok. :1orglaugh

chaze 08-21-2005 08:26 PM

It was only four threads up, and you still couldn't see it. :1orglaugh

Painfull. :Oh crap

TurboAngel 08-21-2005 08:33 PM

LMFAO!


:1orglaugh

AdultMegaCash 08-21-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
It was only four threads up, and you still couldn't see it. :1orglaugh

Painfull. :Oh crap


Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
The website is fine we are doing some migration, we just got a quad xeon installed, we are going to load balance it with more for external MYSQL managment.

It will load MYSQL on our shared servers at blazing fast speeds.

or look around here:

http://www.dwhs.com

OK so you told us to look at DWHS, but um that site is down to?

Let me guess the network is up though correct?

http://www.cumshotgirls.com/3.jpg

Do you have an actual hosting site that is up?

dropped9 08-21-2005 09:31 PM

Man those upgrades sure do take a while... I would be fucking pissed if my site was down as long as your upgrades are being done.

LOL

AdultMegaCash 08-21-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Man those upgrades sure do take a while... I would be fucking pissed if my site was down as long as your upgrades are being done.

LOL


But their network is still up. :1orglaugh

chaze 08-21-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Man those upgrades sure do take a while... I would be fucking pissed if my site was down as long as your upgrades are being done.

LOL


No ones sites are down, we are just updating our sites.

dropped9 08-21-2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
No ones sites are down, we are just updating our sites.



for over 2 hours? are you fucking insane?

Damian_Maxcash 08-21-2005 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
No ones sites are down, we are just updating our sites.


Thanks for cheering me up.....

Now wheres that pic of the Iraqi bloke saying nothings wrong?

Juicy D. Links 08-21-2005 10:03 PM

Lmaoooooooooooo

AdultMegaCash 08-21-2005 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
No ones sites are down, we are just updating our sites.

So you tell us to go to this site instead, but that is down as well.

At least the network is up lol

What type of update takes over two hours to do?

Moreso, what hosting company does not have their sites mirrored so they have no downtime? What about webmasters who may have a question or issue right now and the only place they know to get a number for support is from your site?

SGS 08-22-2005 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultMegaCash

This is the funniest thread I have read all year and then to cap it off all of his sites actually go down while he is arguing about uptime :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SGS 08-22-2005 01:47 AM

I suppose the real lesson here is never outsource your message board whoring unless there are at least two translators present. :2 cents:

Rui 08-22-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS
I suppose the real lesson here is never outsource your message board whoring unless there are at least two translators present. :2 cents:

or the person in question knows a bit about what they are talking about :thumbsup

Hope some people are taking notes about all this :2 cents:

fuzebox 08-22-2005 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS
This is the funniest thread I have read all year and then to cap it off all of his sites actually go down while he is arguing about uptime :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DWHS should consider moving their operation over to Phatservers :thumbsup

Jace 08-22-2005 08:04 AM

wouldn't UPTIME be a blanket statement covering all aspects of something being "up"?

but yet, specifying "network" uptime would be singling out the specificity of the network itself being up...

so, 100% uptime would mean everything overall.....specifying 100% network uptime would be just saying the network is the only thing 100% uptime because they specified "network" in the statement

fuck, i am tired, but I think I am right

and I only read page one, this could have already been covered in pages 2-4

Phoenix 08-22-2005 08:10 AM

i just wanted to post in a thread about smokey

President 08-22-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
i just wanted to post in a thread about smokey


Smokey, gonna be in your area in two weeks, let's get together for a Salva Vida!

Kre8t0r 08-22-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
DWHS should consider moving their operation over to Phatservers :thumbsup

That would be the best thing done in this thread... :thumbsup

FirstKid 08-22-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Hope some people are taking notes about all this :2 cents:

**takes notes :Note

chaze 08-22-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
wouldn't UPTIME be a blanket statement covering all aspects of something being "up"?

but yet, specifying "network" uptime would be singling out the specificity of the network itself being up...

so, 100% uptime would mean everything overall.....specifying 100% network uptime would be just saying the network is the only thing 100% uptime because they specified "network" in the statement

fuck, i am tired, but I think I am right

and I only read page one, this could have already been covered in pages 2-4

Well I did learn one thing, more people do not know hosting terms as much as I thought.

Actually network uptime is based on the bandwidth providers and the hosting companies switch.

Server uptime is based on the performance of the server. If you reboot a server then you will not have 100 uptime anymore, but if you network stays live you can have 100% network uptime.

If some offers 100% network uptime they not saying your site will never go down. They are saying they have reduntant fail over system that probably will be up 100%. I don't even claim that, but this year has been 100% so far, in fact it was almost a year now since we had a issue, right before we got the switch.

Networks go down usually from dos attacks or not having reduntant bandwidth. Sometimes a cheap router will just crap out or fail.

We just installed a list price $180k switch that re-routes bandwidth so if one connection goes bad on the fly the other will tak over. Among other really cool things that it has.

I guess that's why I like saying we have 100% network uptime because it was damn hard to get. :1orglaugh (the argument that started this)

I remember days of Verio and Cogent, OMG thank god we had nice customers back in 2001, those companies where slow and had problems far to much for our taste. We tossed both of them them in 2002 and got really good bandwidth. Then we got better by combining two premium bandwidth providers together.

Anyways hope this helps explain things to those that didn't know. :thumbsup

chaze 08-22-2005 09:41 PM

Wow I need some sleep, serious grammar issues there :1orglaugh

Hope you can translate o.k.

SureFire 08-22-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Well I did learn one thing, more people do not know hosting terms as much as I thought.

Actually network uptime is based on the bandwidth providers and the hosting companies switch.

Server uptime is based on the performance of the server. If you reboot a server then you will not have 100 uptime anymore, but if you network stays live you can have 100% network uptime.

If some offers 100% network uptime they not saying your site will never go down. They are saying they have reduntant fail over system that probably will be up 100%. I don't even claim that, but this year has been 100% so far, in fact it was almost a year now since we had a issue, right before we got the switch.

Networks go down usually from dos attacks or not having reduntant bandwidth. Sometimes a cheap router will just crap out or fail.

We just installed a list price $180k switch that re-routes bandwidth so if one connection goes bad on the fly the other will tak over. Among other really cool things that it has.

I guess that's why I like saying we have 100% network uptime because it was damn hard to get. :1orglaugh (the argument that started this)

I remember days of Verio and Cogent, OMG thank god we had nice customers back in 2001, those companies where slow and had problems far to much for our taste. We tossed both of them them in 2002 and got really good bandwidth. Then we got better by combining two premium bandwidth providers together.

Anyways hope this helps explain things to those that didn't know. :thumbsup

very sad come back :( BTW, your sig gif is still not clickable and your sig is voilating GFY's TOS :)

chaze 08-22-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SureFire
very sad come back :( BTW, your sig gif is still not clickable and your sig is voilating GFY's TOS :)

No come back, I not mad anymore. :)

He just got under my skin, happens to everyone.


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