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woj 08-20-2005 06:27 PM

50...........

KRosh 08-20-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
:1orglaugh I'm pissed what can I say.

And like I said being professional went out the window a while ago.

If he wants to Flame us when he is wrong and being an asshole, then ya, I'm going to call him on it and treat him like the asshole he is being.

I think we can all let this go. Let's not quiblle over semantics!



my :2 cents:

simple simon 08-20-2005 06:29 PM

see sig :Oh crap

chaze 08-20-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simple simon
see sig :Oh crap

O.K, we two ass kissers or 3 fake nicks :winkwink:

Hmmm

chaze 08-20-2005 06:43 PM

Fuck I have to go play poker, talk all the shit you want smokeythebear.

Or maybe, just maybe admit that your wrong. We all make mistakes, not the end of the world. :winkwink:

pornguy 08-20-2005 06:44 PM

Smokey is more than OK in my book. He is probably one of the smartest guys that I have ever spoken with on this board. And he knows his shit more than you ever will.

toddler 08-20-2005 06:55 PM

Um, actually Chaze, you sound pretty much like a tool in that thread. StB knows what's up.

chaze 08-20-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Smokey is more than OK in my book. He is probably one of the smartest guys that I have ever spoken with on this board. And he knows his shit more than you ever will.

Probably true, just not this time.

Read the thread :warning

Spunky 08-20-2005 06:56 PM

He' seems cool to me..he did some shannagans here that impressed me..he knows his shit

chaze 08-20-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toddler
Um, actually Chaze, you sound pretty much like a tool in that thread. StB knows what's up.

The thread is just talking shit, because he was an asshole about something he was wrong about.

Not hard to figure out.

5 ass kissers and counting.

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 07:07 PM

dude are you not getting it or something. nobody has yet to agree with you.. does that tell you something ??

You just can't read properly.. you think this is about "network uptime" it isn't.

You decided to hijack someone's support thread and spam your shitty hosting. It might have made a difference if he was discussing "network uptime" but he wasn't.

I simply quoted you and thought it was pretty funny seeing as how your "uptime" is laughable.

Then you tried to argue semantics ( that i already pointed out ) like it made any difference, like the guy with the hosting problem would have not had his problem if he had "100% network uptime".

Then you try to insult me because your thick skull can't figure out how to read english.

So i warned you not to bother spamming your shitty service any longer or else i would tell gfy how shitty your service really is.

But you still couldn't get over the fact i didnt say "network" like it had anything to do with the discussion..

I said drop it on several occasions your only making yourself look stupider , but you insist on trolling for more..

If you feel like running your rep into the dirt further trying to convince people i don't know what network uptime is then go ahead and knock yourself out..

chaze 08-20-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
dude are you not getting it or something. nobody has yet to agree with you.. does that tell you something ??

You just can't read properly.. you think this is about "network uptime" it isn't.

You decided to hijack someone's support thread and spam your shitty hosting. It might have made a difference if he was discussing "network uptime" but he wasn't.

I simply quoted you and thought it was pretty funny seeing as how your "uptime" is laughable.

Then you tried to argue semantics ( that i already pointed out ) like it made any difference, like the guy with the hosting problem would have not had his problem if he had "100% network uptime".

Then you try to insult me because your thick skull can't figure out how to read english.

So i warned you not to bother spamming your shitty service any longer or else i would tell gfy how shitty your service really is.

But you still couldn't get over the fact i didnt say "network" like it had anything to do with the discussion..

I said drop it on several occasions your only making yourself look stupider , but you insist on trolling for more..

If you feel like running your rep into the dirt further trying to convince people i don't know what network uptime is then go ahead and knock yourself out..

O.k. poker is delayed for a minute.

All you have to is admit that you are wrong my man.

This all started when you said I claimed 100% uptime, when I do not. PERIOD. I said 100% network uptime. Get that through your head and you might realize what an ass you have been today.

As for GFY rep, I don't care about your ass kissers, and anyone that I would care about here put a guniune comment.

Your being an asshole and your wrong.

Do the right thing and apoligize and remove the link. Your looking like a real asshole right now now matter what your ass kissers have to say.

CaptainHowdy 08-20-2005 07:25 PM

Las Gordas Más Jugosas Follando SIN PARAR!!!

Go Smokey!!!!! :thumbsup!!

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
O.k. poker is delayed for a minute.

All you have to is admit that you are wrong my man.

This all started when you said I claimed 100% uptime, when I do not. PERIOD. I said 100% network uptime. Get that through your head and you might realize what an ass you have been today.

As for GFY rep, I don't care about your ass kissers, and anyone that I would care about here put a guniune comment.

Your being an asshole and your wrong.

Do the right thing and apoligize and remove the link. Your looking like a real asshole right now now matter what your ass kissers have to say.

tip. your not getting anything of the sort.. :1orglaugh

You have a month penalty for shit talking in my sig, keep talking shit and you will have it sold for the year.. keep talking and we will have problems :)

sean416 08-20-2005 07:30 PM

lol. If one thing is clear when reading this thread, it's do NOT host with adult-website-hosting.com lol.

see sig

chaze 08-20-2005 07:34 PM

I can give a fuck less about how long you want to have your sig anyway you want.

It's not the sig dumbass, its putting things right.

KMR Stitch 08-20-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean416
lol. If one thing is clear when reading this thread, it's do NOT host with adult-website-hosting.com lol.

see sig


Would you trust a hosting company that has that poor taste in a domian?


something-something-host.com

chaze 08-20-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean416
lol. If one thing is clear when reading this thread, it's do NOT host with adult-website-hosting.com lol.

see sig

6 ass kissers :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I can give a fuck less about how long you want to have your sig anyway you want.

It's not the sig dumbass, its putting things right.

SOLD for 2 months LOL :1orglaugh

* wonders when this tard will get it..

I'm going to say this nicely one last time.. STFU and drop it..

Be lucky i'm bored , those that know me would be suprised you still have your teeth..

AdultMegaCash 08-20-2005 07:53 PM

There is a big difference between ass kissing and respect. People are agreeing with Smokey because they respect him. Chaze said he tried to professional yet when RUI said he never heard of them and that they were not top 3 Chaze responded by calling RUI and dumbass and an asshole. How is this professional?

I am not one to get into drama threads, I do respect Smokey he is as smart as they come and would not go out of his way on something that he does not believe to be true.

Chaze did say "network" uptime, but never did say what their server uptime was. Smokey had mentioned a couple of times having a friend wait 3 days to get his sites back up and Chaze never answered this.

From what Chaze is saying they are a top 3 company since they have 100% uptime. 100% uptime means dick if it takes three days to get apache rebooted, or a server reboot or fixed from malfunction. That would be like CCbill saying, our join pages are up 100% of the time, but our merchant account may fail and take 3 days to fix. This would render them shitty. (I love and use CCbill, just an example)

The only thing Chaze is now doing in this thread is beating a dead horse and making more webmasters not want to use his hosting company. Sometimes you need to be above what others do. Learn from the best, you'll never see Sweet T in a thread demanding an apology, and calling someone an asshole, over a quote. He has a job to do.

Chaze a word of advice, go get a 12 pack, walk away from GFY for a few days and when you come back offer people reasons why they should use your hosting, and leave the pissing to NOFX, Pimpdogg, No Carrier and others.

Second word of advice, Smokey is probably the worst enemy you could make off GFY. I for one am glad he's on my list and we get along.

:2 cents:

gornyhuy 08-20-2005 08:18 PM

Smokey is one of the few people on this board that I actually pay attention to....

:thumbsup

bdld 08-20-2005 09:09 PM

chaze, put your tail between your legs and walk away, you lost.

WarChild 08-20-2005 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld
chaze, put your tail between your legs and walk away, you lost.

:thumbsup

Steve 08-20-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
6 ass kissers :1orglaugh

good way to drum up business, you fucking tool

Saying Smokey is NOT a dummy is kissing his ass? pretty low tolerance

I guess anyone who has a different opinion than your own must be a moron, then.

CDSmith 08-20-2005 11:19 PM

Here's the truth......

No one can claim they will have 100% uptime in the future.... no one. Period. I don't give a shit who you are or who you think you are, you can NOT claim 100% uptime for the future.

BUT.... some hosts have experienced 100% uptime in the PAST.... and they can rightfully claim 100% uptime in the past, if they have in fact experience it. Like in the past 6 months I'm sure there have been several hosts that have experienced 100% uptime. THEY can legitimately claim that..... but they can NOT claim that they can continue to offer it. No one can.

Well they can,... but they'd be lying. Why? Because they're not psychic, that's why.


This thread did not need to go 2+ pages.

Thank you.

Steve 08-20-2005 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Here's the truth......

No one can claim they will have 100% uptime in the future.... no one. Period. I don't give a shit who you are or who you think you are, you can NOT claim 100% uptime for the future.

BUT.... some hosts have experienced 100% uptime in the PAST.... and they can rightfully claim 100% uptime in the past, if they have in fact experience it. Like in the past 6 months I'm sure there have been several hosts that have experienced 100% uptime. THEY can legitimately claim that..... but they can NOT claim that they can continue to offer it. No one can.

Well they can,... but they'd be lying. Why? Because they're not psychic, that's why.


This thread did not need to go 2+ pages.

Thank you.


stop being so logical, this is GFY

Morgan 08-20-2005 11:24 PM

Chaze, it's sooo hilarious.....

you totally act like you're from HB.

LOL

I bet you got tattoos of swallows and nautical stars on your chest.?>??>?

dropped9 08-21-2005 12:34 AM

do us all a favor and stfu chaze....

CDSmith 08-21-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve
stop being so logical, this is GFY

Can't help it, I'm drunk.


I always go a bit Vulcan when I'm drunk.

BV 08-21-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Here's the truth......

No one can claim they will have 100% uptime in the future.... no one. Period. I don't give a shit who you are or who you think you are, you can NOT claim 100% uptime for the future.

BUT.... some hosts have experienced 100% uptime in the PAST.... and they can rightfully claim 100% uptime in the past, if they have in fact experience it. Like in the past 6 months I'm sure there have been several hosts that have experienced 100% uptime. THEY can legitimately claim that..... but they can NOT claim that they can continue to offer it. No one can.

Well they can,... but they'd be lying. Why? Because they're not psychic, that's why.


This thread did not need to go 2+ pages.

Thank you.

I can see it now.

www.psychicwebhosting.com

onlymovies 08-21-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
6 ass kissers :1orglaugh


First, I have no loyalties to Smokey...I don't know the guy. I was pissed about a few things he's done in the past to the boards, but i certainly learned from them myself. Since then, his knowlege has been incredibly helpful to the general public of this board. He's a very sharp guy.

Now...
These so-called ass kissers 'could have, should have & possibly would have' been your future clients. It's unbelieveable how much in denial you are.

So if it makes you feel better to call people ass kissers that either disagree with you or refuse to use your service, add me to your 'ass kisser' list.

As a matter of fact, i'm sure if you took a poll here on GFY, you'll have more then plenty of 'ass kissers' to laugh at and make fun of. So make fun all you want....cause it sure as hell won't be these ass-kissers ever paying your bills.

Damian_Maxcash 08-21-2005 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
6 ass kissers :1orglaugh

No ass kissers here - Its genuine respect because he knows what he is talking about.

Why do the owners of GFY let him on here after all the stunts he has pulled?

They would be paying some spotty geek $500 an hour to do it otherwise, thats why.

I get free advise every day from someone who really knows what they are talking about.... as a hosting provider I would learn how to use that resourse, and be very grateful.

Nathan 08-21-2005 03:09 AM

This "network uptime" and "uptime" discussion is so friggin lame... everyone knows what a host means with "uptime", if a host says that it has 100% uptime, it is always friggin network!! Thats dead on obvious man... so, this your whole arguement is totally pointless...

chaze 08-21-2005 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve
good way to drum up business, you fucking tool

Saying Smokey is NOT a dummy is kissing his ass? pretty low tolerance

I guess anyone who has a different opinion than your own must be a moron, then.


7 ass kicker, :winkwink: I can assure you DWHS wouldn't want your business anyways.

And I don't care who anyone knows, when your wrong you are wrong no matter how many people kiss your ass.

As for being down 3 days, I don't know, never heard of it. I can ask James tomarrow about it if that's really the issue here. We have a 24 hour staff so not rebooting apache for 3 days would be very surprising.

And 100% network uptime for even the best host is very good I can assure you. As far as servers crashing most dedicated server hosts will charge for a restore we have never. Why would a site be down for three days? You can check the uptime for DWHS and I bet it's good. Someone else on GFY posted it as the best out of the top adult hosts a while back, Just as a comparison not even customer.

Maybe you would want to me to say DWHS is the the 20th..30th best? What's your point.

Your mad because I think DWHS is the best?

Think about what your saying you will see that all you sound like an ass kisser.

I stand behind DWHS 100% and our 10,000 plus adult websites feel the same.

I know he is helpfull and smart but like I have said he is wrong on this one.

It doesn't matter how many people respect him, he is wrong and being an ass about this. :)

chaze 08-21-2005 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan
This "network uptime" and "uptime" discussion is so friggin lame... everyone knows what a host means with "uptime", if a host says that it has 100% uptime, it is always friggin network!! Thats dead on obvious man... so, this your whole arguement is totally pointless...

:error

No, it's not the same.

There is uptime and there is network uptime.

Two different things.

I do agree that not everyone knows this so if a host claims 100% network uptime some people think it means they will never be down, but we do not use this tactic. I specified network uptime for a reason and assumed the most people here new the difference.

chaze 08-21-2005 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Here's the truth......

No one can claim they will have 100% uptime in the future.... no one. Period. I don't give a shit who you are or who you think you are, you can NOT claim 100% uptime for the future.

BUT.... some hosts have experienced 100% uptime in the PAST.... and they can rightfully claim 100% uptime in the past, if they have in fact experience it. Like in the past 6 months I'm sure there have been several hosts that have experienced 100% uptime. THEY can legitimately claim that..... but they can NOT claim that they can continue to offer it. No one can.

Well they can,... but they'd be lying. Why? Because they're not psychic, that's why.


This thread did not need to go 2+ pages.

Thank you.

My point exactly. I said we have had 100% network uptime this year.

And we have had it.

End of story.

Rui 08-21-2005 04:31 AM

Smokey - thats not the only thread he tried to spam his "company in top3 in adult" ;) lol

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505745

Damian_Maxcash 08-21-2005 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
My point exactly. I said we have had 100% network uptime this year.

And we have had it.

End of story.

Oh dear... this is going from badly thought out spam to sad git - rapidly.

Do you think anyone would trust you with the most important part of their business after this?

SeniorX 08-21-2005 04:53 AM

chaze, when you say "uptime" it's generally understood to be same as "network uptime". Why should "uptime" refer more to "hardware uptime" than to "network uptime"? This is the general usage because of un-managed hosting, where keeping the server up is the job of the client not the hosting company. The term "hardware uptime" isn't actually used in hosting glossary that much, it's usually "server uptime" or "hardware failure".

chaze 08-21-2005 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeniorX
chaze, when you say "uptime" it's generally understood to be same as "network uptime". Why should "uptime" refer more to "hardware uptime" than to "network uptime"? This is the general usage because of un-managed hosting, where keeping the server up is the job of the client not the hosting company. The term "hardware uptime" isn't actually used in hosting glossary that much, it's usually "server uptime" or "hardware failure".

He said that he knew that we did not have 100% network uptime, that's what started this.

I told him we have had 100% network uptime and that's when he went balistic and said he knew someone that was down. I said not for the network uptime it has been 100% thos year.

It's my whole POINT.

I was refering to network uptime not server uptime when I said 100% so far this year.

He said no you have not had this even after I explained this to him.

Argument started.

See why I'm saying this now?

He will not listen and is bashing our company for something he was wrong about.

Kre8t0r 08-21-2005 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
6 ass kissers :1orglaugh

Ok how's this, I have never talked to Smokey or you for that matter but from the outside looking in you are the one coming off as the "voice of stupidity". I have no idea what you expect to gain from this but so far it's worse than a big "0" from where I am sitting.

When you are representing a company this kind of silly shit is the fastest way to wreck any reputation you may have gained. Calling people fucktard and asshole and saying it's because you are upset doesn't cut it. There is NEVER an excuse to stoop to that level in a supposed business thread. :helpme

What's up with GFY this week?? Is it "self destrust" week? Did I miss the memo? First I read a 5 page thread with Al owning himself and making many people he may have had great deals with in the future write him off their list. Now we have this lame ass fake drama where Smokey is looking like the professional and you aren't getting anywhere near what you expected from it I would imagine. (When people start calling everyone that is not on "their" side ass kissers it's a sign) Can't we TRY to act like this is a business?? :disgust

And some of you actually sit and wonder why times aren't the best in our industry, well it's because overall we act like high school idiots more than business men and women. :mad:

Play some poker, take your frustration out on the fish at the table and MOVE ON!

</rant>

chaze 08-21-2005 05:28 AM

Your just talking shit, and don't even have a point.

If you are so sure I am so bad, tell me why?

And I didn't talk shit until I was talked shit too several times by him. It was worse then saying fucktard, if you read why I posted this before posting you would of noticed that.

Trust me if you where talked to the way I was you would be calling him allot worse then I did.

MickeyG 08-21-2005 06:06 AM

Chaze you started a fight you'll never win, just shut up and walk away. :2 cents:

Kre8t0r 08-21-2005 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Your just talking shit, and don't even have a point.

If you are so sure I am so bad, tell me why?

And I didn't talk shit until I was talked shit too several times by him. It was worse then saying fucktard, if you read why I posted this before posting you would of noticed that.

Trust me if you where talked to the way I was you would be calling him allot worse then I did.

After that whole post that's it??? Some people can't see the BIG picture, and yes I have had many people call me much worse and bash the companies I have represented but never went the route you decided to take..

Notice I'm not the only one who doesn't know either party and has the same opinion, funny huh?

I want my keystrokes back!! What a waste of time.. :disgust

AdultMegaCash 08-21-2005 06:56 AM

That's how I feel as he choose to ignore my entire post lol.


Hey Chaze we see you talking, but all we are hearing over and over again is Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS, Don't do biz with DWHS, don't host with DWHS...

Over and over again.

Manowar 08-21-2005 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 08-21-2005 06:59 AM

btw i think the post saying about DWHS opening their adult hosting to china, then being told it was illegal there put me off them

:1orglaugh

fris 08-21-2005 06:59 AM

no one has 100% uptime, i have worked in datacenters, what happen if a blackout happens, tornado, things happen. you could be the best host in the world. things happen. mistakes. some hosts will pay for your downtime.

and on the fact on smokey. i have talked to him a couple times on icq, he is quite knowledgable. so all i can say is good things about him.

TurboAngel 08-21-2005 07:06 AM

Smokey is the man.


:pimp

Rui 08-21-2005 07:07 AM

Looks like somebody is getting "owned" bigtime....


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