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Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:13 PM

Need some advice on what to do. There's this girl I really like and well I'm dying thinking of her. Stupid fucking hormones.. so what do you people suggest? And I'm not getting a goat.

Cheers

Ludedude · 02-11-2002, 03:15 PM

I fucked her.

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 03:16 PM

Fuck her, Boneprone did.

tree · 02-11-2002, 03:17 PM

if a goat cant fix it nothing will

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude
I fucked her.

Well, I was not gonna say anything but... Since LudeDude admitted it... I fucked her too.

Bottom line... She is a slut. Is that a bad thing? She is a good girl to have around when you throw a party. You might want to find a few more like her.

pr0 · 02-11-2002, 03:19 PM

Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:21 PM

Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by tree
if a goat cant fix it nothing will

I suppose that's my worst fear of them all.

Cheers

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus
.....no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)

Cheers

WTF? Why not? Does she have the wrong plumbing for your tastes or something?

redshift · 02-11-2002, 03:23 PM

I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

WTF? Why not? Does she have the wrong plumbing for your tastes or something?

Nooo, she's beautiful and really nice. 5'9", long light brown hair, nice ass, nice body..... she has to wear a uniform to school. A skirt.

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by redshift
I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass

I'd love to know your source.. but her ass is nice enough.

Cheers

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

Nooo, she's beautiful and really nice. 5'9", long light brown hair, nice ass, nice body..... she has to wear a uniform to school. A skirt.

So what is the fucking problem? You only like short haired, ugly trolls or something?

I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck.

redshift · 02-11-2002, 03:27 PM

SykkBoy · 02-11-2002, 03:28 PM

I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

So what is the fucking problem? You only like short haired, ugly trolls or something?

I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck.

Yes, I love trolls. I had a fetish for those troll dolls, you know the ones I'm talking about. I especially liked the pirate, I had two of them..

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?

I don't know, it just always seems to turn up!

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by redshift
*EG*

No clue what you mean there bud...

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......

I think you're talking about some other girl, perhaps a goat?

Cheers

nazgul · 02-11-2002, 03:40 PM

Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!

Lev · 02-11-2002, 03:42 PM

As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

tree · 02-11-2002, 03:42 PM

Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!

Heres What You Do.......

Walk up to her and say,

"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich."

shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me!

your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out!

Mike D · 02-11-2002, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus
Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)

Cheers

go and ask if she would like to go get pizza then fuck,if she says she doesnt like pizza,your in...

Mike...

SykkBoy · 02-11-2002, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus

I think you're talking about some other girl, perhaps a goat?

Cheers

nah, I'm a goatophobe

you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help

just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife....

Lev · 02-11-2002, 03:48 PM

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hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich

It's more like "hey baby...lemme eat your fish sandwich"

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by nazgul
Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!

Bitch? YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! .. Okay.. FUCK YOU! :D

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Lev
As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

Thanks. That's probably the best advice I've heard so far, I'm thinking that's the best idea too. Thanks Lev

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by tree
Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!

Heres What You Do.......

Walk up to her and say,

"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich."

shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me!

your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out!

Fish sandwich? What kind? Tuna? Salmon?? Please be more specific man! I don't want to fuck this up.

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

nah, I'm a goatophobe

you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help

just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife....

Goatophobe and psycho! Gotta love it.. I don't think the whole stalking thing works, unless she likes me, and then she might not think I'm stalking... uhmm..... interesting..

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by mike
go and ask if she would like to go get pizza then fuck,if she says she doesnt like pizza,your in...

Mike...

HAHA! That's fucking great.... and I just remember of a slut that'd love that line... sweet man.. thanks for that... if you have any more advice.. please do advise. :D

Cheers

kmanrox · 02-11-2002, 05:56 PM

get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!

ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!

ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist

Haha.. You're a pro? You do this sort of thing a lot??

Cheers

s9ann0 · 02-11-2002, 06:57 PM

get her drunk

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by spanno
get her drunk

That's one idea.. :P .. She smokes more though I think..

Cheers

Theo · 02-11-2002, 07:39 PM

next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)

I'm sure that'd make everything better Soul. :P

Cheers

redshift · 02-11-2002, 07:42 PM

here's what you do

stare at her ALOT

follow her everywhere she goes - look away when she notices you

call her house and talk dirty too her - but dont tell her who you are

girls love this shit REALLY

kmanrox · 02-11-2002, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)

babahahahaha

i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days!

Theo · 02-11-2002, 07:45 PM

yes and he'll end up in jail!

mika · 02-11-2002, 07:46 PM

Hey Matt why not just show her this thread I'm sure she would love the attention

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:47 PM

redshift, I really think the whole 'stalking' thing, if I may call it that, really is not a great idea... I mean... sure, I may be obsessed about her, but I'd rather be with her, than around her, and then in jail...

Cheers

SykkBoy · 02-11-2002, 07:49 PM

Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon....

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

babahahahaha

i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days!

You've been shitting needles for days? I really don't want to know? That almost sounds as bad as a dog shitting razorblades.. Did Boneprone force you to eat needles for some fetish of his??

Cheers

redshift · 02-11-2002, 07:50 PM

ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea

here's what you do:

Just call her up talk to her!

whats the worst thing that can happen?

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon....

ROFL.. I missed your post before.. but that's pretty awesome.. Can you usually only get the blind ones?

Cheers

kmanrox · 02-11-2002, 07:51 PM

umm no... i was drugged up with GHB upon entrance, and the next thing I know, I wake up, and Party Goat and his dad (god rest his soul) were standing over me, and i tried to stand up and my knees buckled and i had the runs for 3 days str8, very painful, complete with entrails that looked like mangled spaghetti.

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by redshift
ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea

here's what you do:

Just call her up talk to her!

whats the worst thing that can happen?

That's what I'm planning to do... going to call her tomorrow.. and ask her out.. I asked her if she wanted to do something again online... and she said sure .. so I'll ask her out on a date on phone.. little more personal .... and the worst thing that could happen is I could die.. but that's not much of a loss I suppose.

Cheers

Nysus · 02-11-2002, 07:54 PM

That's pretty guesome kman.. maybe you should go see a doctor about that??

Cheers

mika · 02-11-2002, 07:57 PM

Just call her.. be friendly ask if she wants to go for a dinner with you or maybe just a cup of coffee somewhere so it doenst sound like a DATE too much..

(and remember to tell her you bring the condoms hahah)

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 07:57 PM

Perhaps if you had this chick tugging on your cock instead of your heart, we would not be having this conversation.

02-11-2002, 03:13 PM	#1
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Girl tugging at my heart.. Need some advice on what to do. There's this girl I really like and well I'm dying thinking of her. Stupid fucking hormones.. so what do you people suggest? And I'm not getting a goat. Cheers

02-11-2002, 03:15 PM	#2
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	I fucked her. __________________

02-11-2002, 03:28 PM	#15
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind....... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-11-2002, 03:42 PM	#22
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up! Heres What You Do....... Walk up to her and say, "hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich." shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me! your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out! Last edited by tree; 02-11-2002 at 03:45 PM..

02-11-2002, 05:56 PM	#31
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget! ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-11-2002, 03:16 PM	#3
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Fuck her, Boneprone did.

02-11-2002, 03:17 PM	#4
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	if a goat cant fix it nothing will

02-11-2002, 03:19 PM	#6
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?

02-11-2002, 03:21 PM	#7
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o) Cheers

02-11-2002, 03:23 PM	#10
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass

02-11-2002, 03:27 PM	#14
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	EG

02-11-2002, 03:40 PM	#20
nazgul Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 227	Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!

02-11-2002, 03:42 PM	#21
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

02-11-2002, 06:57 PM	#33
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	get her drunk

02-11-2002, 07:39 PM	#35
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)

02-11-2002, 07:42 PM	#37
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	here's what you do stare at her ALOT follow her everywhere she goes - look away when she notices you call her house and talk dirty too her - but dont tell her who you are girls love this shit REALLY

02-11-2002, 07:45 PM	#39
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	yes and he'll end up in jail!

02-11-2002, 07:46 PM	#40
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Hey Matt why not just show her this thread I'm sure she would love the attention

02-11-2002, 07:47 PM	#41
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	redshift, I really think the whole 'stalking' thing, if I may call it that, really is not a great idea... I mean... sure, I may be obsessed about her, but I'd rather be with her, than around her, and then in jail... Cheers

02-11-2002, 07:49 PM	#42
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-11-2002, 07:50 PM	#44
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea here's what you do: Just call her up talk to her! whats the worst thing that can happen?

02-11-2002, 07:51 PM	#46
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	umm no... i was drugged up with GHB upon entrance, and the next thing I know, I wake up, and Party Goat and his dad (god rest his soul) were standing over me, and i tried to stand up and my knees buckled and i had the runs for 3 days str8, very painful, complete with entrails that looked like mangled spaghetti. __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-11-2002, 07:54 PM	#48
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	That's pretty guesome kman.. maybe you should go see a doctor about that?? Cheers

02-11-2002, 07:57 PM	#49
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Just call her.. be friendly ask if she wants to go for a dinner with you or maybe just a cup of coffee somewhere so it doenst sound like a DATE too much.. (and remember to tell her you bring the condoms hahah)