Girl tugging at my heart..
Need some advice on what to do. There's this girl I really like and well I'm dying thinking of her. Stupid fucking hormones.. so what do you people suggest? And I'm not getting a goat.
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I fucked her.
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Fuck her, Boneprone did.Comment
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if a goat cant fix it nothing will
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Well, I was not gonna say anything but... Since LudeDude admitted it... I fucked her too.Originally posted by Ludedude
I fucked her.
Bottom line... She is a slut. Is that a bad thing? She is a good girl to have around when you throw a party. You might want to find a few more like her.Comment
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Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?Comment
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Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)
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I suppose that's my worst fear of them all.Originally posted by tree
if a goat cant fix it nothing will
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WTF? Why not? Does she have the wrong plumbing for your tastes or something?Originally posted by Nysus
.....no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)
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I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da assComment
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Nooo, she's beautiful and really nice. 5'9", long light brown hair, nice ass, nice body..... she has to wear a uniform to school. A skirt.Originally posted by AaronM
WTF? Why not? Does she have the wrong plumbing for your tastes or something?
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I'd love to know your source.. but her ass is nice enough.Originally posted by redshift
I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass
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So what is the fucking problem? You only like short haired, ugly trolls or something?Originally posted by Nysus
Nooo, she's beautiful and really nice. 5'9", long light brown hair, nice ass, nice body..... she has to wear a uniform to school. A skirt.
I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck.
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*EG*Comment
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I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......Comment
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Yes, I love trolls. I had a fetish for those troll dolls, you know the ones I'm talking about. I especially liked the pirate, I had two of them..Originally posted by AaronM
So what is the fucking problem? You only like short haired, ugly trolls or something?
I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck.
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I don't know, it just always seems to turn up!Originally posted by pr0
Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?
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No clue what you mean there bud...Originally posted by redshift
*EG*
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I think you're talking about some other girl, perhaps a goat?Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......
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Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!
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As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!Comment
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Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!
Heres What You Do.......
Walk up to her and say,
"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich."
shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me!
your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out!Last edited by tree; 02-11-2002, 01:45 PM.Comment
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go and ask if she would like to go get pizza then fuck,if she says she doesnt like pizza,your in...Originally posted by Nysus
Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)
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nah, I'm a goatophobeOriginally posted by Nysus
I think you're talking about some other girl, perhaps a goat?
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you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help
just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife....Comment
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It's more like "hey baby...lemme eat your fish sandwich"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich
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Bitch? YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! .. Okay.. FUCK YOU! :DOriginally posted by nazgul
Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!
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Thanks. That's probably the best advice I've heard so far, I'm thinking that's the best idea too. Thanks LevOriginally posted by Lev
As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
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Fish sandwich? What kind? Tuna? Salmon?? Please be more specific man! I don't want to fuck this up.Originally posted by tree
Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!
Heres What You Do.......
Walk up to her and say,
"hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich."
shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me!
your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out!
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Goatophobe and psycho! Gotta love it.. I don't think the whole stalking thing works, unless she likes me, and then she might not think I'm stalking... uhmm..... interesting..Originally posted by SykkBoy2
nah, I'm a goatophobe
you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help
just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife....
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HAHA! That's fucking great.... and I just remember of a slut that'd love that line... sweet man.. thanks for that... if you have any more advice.. please do advise. :DOriginally posted by mike
go and ask if she would like to go get pizza then fuck,if she says she doesnt like pizza,your in...
Mike...
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get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!
ps. call me, im a pro, i can assistCrypto HODLr
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Haha.. You're a pro? You do this sort of thing a lot??Originally posted by kmanrox
get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!
ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist
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get her drunkComment
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That's one idea.. :P .. She smokes more though I think..Originally posted by spanno
get her drunk
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next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)Comment
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I'm sure that'd make everything better Soul. :POriginally posted by Soul_Rebel
next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)
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here's what you do
stare at her ALOT
follow her everywhere she goes - look away when she notices you
call her house and talk dirty too her - but dont tell her who you are
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babahahahahaOriginally posted by Soul_Rebel
next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)
i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days!Crypto HODLr
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yes and he'll end up in jail!Comment
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Hey Matt why not just show her this thread I'm sure she would love the attention
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redshift, I really think the whole 'stalking' thing, if I may call it that, really is not a great idea... I mean... sure, I may be obsessed about her, but I'd rather be with her, than around her, and then in jail...
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Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon....Comment
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You've been shitting needles for days? I really don't want to know? That almost sounds as bad as a dog shitting razorblades.. Did Boneprone force you to eat needles for some fetish of his??Originally posted by kmanrox
babahahahaha
i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days!
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ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea
here's what you do:
Just call her up talk to her!
whats the worst thing that can happen?Comment
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ROFL.. I missed your post before.. but that's pretty awesome.. Can you usually only get the blind ones?Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon....
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umm no... i was drugged up with GHB upon entrance, and the next thing I know, I wake up, and Party Goat and his dad (god rest his soul) were standing over me, and i tried to stand up and my knees buckled and i had the runs for 3 days str8, very painful, complete with entrails that looked like mangled spaghetti.Crypto HODLr
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That's what I'm planning to do... going to call her tomorrow.. and ask her out.. I asked her if she wanted to do something again online... and she said sure .. so I'll ask her out on a date on phone.. little more personal .... and the worst thing that could happen is I could die.. but that's not much of a loss I suppose.Originally posted by redshift
ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea
here's what you do:
Just call her up talk to her!
whats the worst thing that can happen?
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That's pretty guesome kman.. maybe you should go see a doctor about that??
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Just call her.. be friendly ask if she wants to go for a dinner with you or maybe just a cup of coffee somewhere so it doenst sound like a DATE too much..
(and remember to tell her you bring the condoms hahah)Comment
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Perhaps if you had this chick tugging on your cock instead of your heart, we would not be having this conversation.Comment
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