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subog · 02-11-2002, 01:43 AM

I really need help about courting a girl I love.
Below are some information:

I'm still in College!

About me:
almost 21 but have NO gf yet :-( (NO EXPERIENCE AT ALL BEFORE)
handsome (alot of chick likes me but I dont like 'em)
dont know how to talk with girls.
shy, chicken
parttime adult webmaster

About her:
same age as me or younger
major in Child Development
do aerobics
have parttime job at INS
pretty

dont have bf yet (guess)

She's in my Biology class, I talked with her a little bit in the lab. Met her totally 4 times.

Also, my best friend also likes her and she seems like to talk with him more than me!!!

Please help me !!!

What should I do? What subject I should talk with her? What question I should ask?
How can I show her what I love her?

Valentine is coming... should I give her a present...? What's kind?What should I say when I give it to her? Is it too rush to give her the present since I only know her a few days?

Please help.... my life depends on this !!!

^R3K^ · 02-11-2002, 01:45 AM

your 21 and have never had a a girl...

just admit it to yourself bro..

YOUR GAY!

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by subog

About her:
have parttime job at INS

Dude, if this is about getting your green card, I can hook that up for you in a jiffy. It worked for Boneprone, SpaceDog, and Dank....although we are working on getting Dank deported anyway. Let me know if I can help.

subog · 02-11-2002, 01:53 AM

It's not about getting a green card and I'm not gay :-)

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by subog
It's not about getting a green card and I'm not gay :-)

Why are you so defensive? What are you hiding? Pedro... Is that you?

I know I have a spotlight around here somewhere.........

subog · 02-11-2002, 01:59 AM

Just want to give as much as info as posible so you guys can help me

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by subog
Just want to give as much as info as posible so you guys can help me

How in the fuck did you find this board? I just searched for the following phrases on every search engine I could think of and none of the results pointed to GFY:

"please help me get some pussy"
"How can I prove I am not gay"
"How do I get over my mother not loving me"
"How do I illegally obtain a green card"

jimmy3way · 02-11-2002, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by subog
almost 21 but have NO gf yet :-( (NO EXPERIENCE AT ALL BEFORE)
handsome (alot of chick likes me but I dont like 'em)
dont know how to talk with girls.
shy, chicken
parttime adult webmaster

You need to face it bro...you're gay.

Part time adult webmaster? I'll bet a thousand dollars you promote gay sites.

You even said right in your description that you don't like girls. If you were straight and you had all these girls after you you wouldn't have had to mention point number one, no experience at all. You have said, 'Get mad tail but have not found true love'

Plus isn't 'chicken' a gay tern for a young shy guy?

DUDE you're a total fag! Enjoy it, fags can get laid in the bathroom at the bus station! There are upsides!

Plus being gay there is a lot of money to be made in the gay content market, contact Aaron M.

UnseenWorld · 02-11-2002, 02:08 AM

Easy.

Stop being nice to her. Haven't you noticed that bad boys get all the attention? "Show me a physically, mentally, and verbally abusive sociopath who's also a pathological liar, and I'll show you a guy who has a date on Saturday night."

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Plus being gay there is a lot of money to be made in the gay content market, contact Aaron M.

Yeah but I prefer naughty sexy cybersex first. Hit me up on ICQ 121058710

tree · 02-11-2002, 02:29 AM

I see a few of your problems as follows:

1. you havn't got your weenie wet and your 21 ( CUT IT OFF! my 13 yr old lil brother got ya beat! )

2. Self Esteem!!...act like your the man and she will think you are!

3. explain BUKKAKE to her it turns my girly on every time

4. if all else fails......get some 40's and some hookers...always a good time!

o ya and

5. your a flamer

waste · 02-11-2002, 02:31 AM

pay for my alcohol and i'll talk to her for you

tree · 02-11-2002, 02:33 AM

lol waste i seen your pics you definately need more alcohol that was fuckin great!

On-top · 02-11-2002, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by waste
pay for my alcohol and i'll talk to her for you

This is the guaranteed solution. If all goes well you'll be eating at Rock 'n Roll McDonalds.

waste · 02-11-2002, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by tree
lol waste i seen your pics you definately need more alcohol that was fuckin great!

I am availible as party entertainment, you can rent me aslong as transportation is provided.

Triple 6 · 02-11-2002, 02:36 AM

waste · 02-11-2002, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by On-top

This is the guaranteed solution. If all goes well you'll be eating at Rock 'n Roll McDonalds.

you'll get beat by strippers too

AaronM · 02-11-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by waste
pay for my alcohol and i'll talk to her for you

Hell, you should jump on Waste's offer. It will not cost you much. Him and Oscer are both lightweights. Although Waste may try to stick you with a hotel bill when he gets to drunk to find his way home. He has a history of doing these things. Just ask the hotel clerk next door to his place.

SNOW · 02-11-2002, 04:45 AM

This is a fake.. I believe this is Boneprone faking a gay russian accent..

ZapMan · 02-11-2002, 05:56 AM

This is what you do
Put on a trenchcoat and only a trenchcoat

Follow her around and at the right momenet jump out a bush and show her what you got!

She will get on her knees and suck your dick!

FADE19 · 02-11-2002, 06:00 AM

All Your Base Are Belong To Us....

Thumbelina · 02-11-2002, 06:44 AM

Wear a little bit of eyeliner that turns the girls on ...............

sorry .watched a lot of 80's videos this weekend

4Pics · 02-11-2002, 11:30 AM

You might try pulling your head outta that other guys ass and just ask her out.

ElvisManson · 02-11-2002, 11:51 AM

These people can help you.

http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

TopTGP · 02-11-2002, 12:51 PM

Im a youngin, marching in at 19, and I've never had a GF (unless you don't count the one back in grade 4)....

I often wonder what sex is like :D

DarkJedi · 02-11-2002, 01:40 PM

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...handsome (alot of chick likes me but I dont like 'em)

BUSTED !!!

(you'r a fag)

SykkBoy · 02-11-2002, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by subog
It's not about getting a green card and I'm not gay :-)

maybe you just haven't met the right man yet...that's what SNOW's always telling me anyways...

02-11-2002, 01:43 AM	#1
subog Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6	Court Girl!!! I really need help about courting a girl I love. Below are some information: I'm still in College! About me: almost 21 but have NO gf yet :-( (NO EXPERIENCE AT ALL BEFORE) handsome (alot of chick likes me but I dont like 'em) dont know how to talk with girls. shy, chicken parttime adult webmaster About her: same age as me or younger major in Child Development do aerobics have parttime job at INS pretty dont have bf yet (guess) She's in my Biology class, I talked with her a little bit in the lab. Met her totally 4 times. Also, my best friend also likes her and she seems like to talk with him more than me!!! Please help me !!! What should I do? What subject I should talk with her? What question I should ask? How can I show her what I love her? Valentine is coming... should I give her a present...? What's kind?What should I say when I give it to her? Is it too rush to give her the present since I only know her a few days? Please help.... my life depends on this !!!

02-11-2002, 02:08 AM	#9
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Easy. Stop being nice to her. Haven't you noticed that bad boys get all the attention? "Show me a physically, mentally, and verbally abusive sociopath who's also a pathological liar, and I'll show you a guy who has a date on Saturday night." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	I see a few of your problems as follows: 1. you havn't got your weenie wet and your 21 ( CUT IT OFF! my 13 yr old lil brother got ya beat! ) 2. Self Esteem!!...act like your the man and she will think you are! 3. explain BUKKAKE to her it turns my girly on every time 4. if all else fails......get some 40's and some hookers...always a good time! o ya and 5. your a flamer Last edited by tree; 02-11-2002 at 02:30 AM..

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ZapMan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 467	This is what you do Put on a trenchcoat and only a trenchcoat Follow her around and at the right momenet jump out a bush and show her what you got! She will get on her knees and suck your dick! __________________ submit your sites to http://www.zap-man.com New Clean Galleries http://www.freesexpicsforyou.com

02-11-2002, 01:45 AM	#2
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	your 21 and have never had a a girl... just admit it to yourself bro.. YOUR GAY!

02-11-2002, 01:53 AM	#4
subog Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6	It's not about getting a green card and I'm not gay :-)

02-11-2002, 01:59 AM	#6
subog Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6	Just want to give as much as info as posible so you guys can help me

02-11-2002, 02:31 AM	#12
waste Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 770	pay for my alcohol and i'll talk to her for you

02-11-2002, 02:33 AM	#13
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	lol waste i seen your pics you definately need more alcohol that was fuckin great!

02-11-2002, 04:45 AM	#19
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	This is a fake.. I believe this is Boneprone faking a gay russian accent..

02-11-2002, 06:00 AM	#21
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	All Your Base Are Belong To Us....

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Thumbelina Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 675	Wear a little bit of eyeliner that turns the girls on ............... sorry .watched a lot of 80's videos this weekend __________________ <a href="http://www.bimbolinks.com"><img src="http://www.12circle.com/banners/bimbo_120x60.jpg"border="0"></a><BR>

02-11-2002, 11:30 AM	#23
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	You might try pulling your head outta that other guys ass and just ask her out.

02-11-2002, 11:51 AM	#24
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	These people can help you. http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

02-11-2002, 12:51 PM	#25
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Im a youngin, marching in at 19, and I've never had a GF (unless you don't count the one back in grade 4).... I often wonder what sex is like :D __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..