You Won't Believe This Shit...... - GoFuckYourself.com

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 08:59 PM

Blow me

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 09:01 PM

Platinum Dave · 02-10-2002, 09:02 PM

To much time on your hands

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:06 PM

Give me a handjob then......

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 09:23 PM

Ask Aaron

Tam · 02-10-2002, 09:27 PM

no can do Snow........ I lost my fucking tweezors so I can't get a good grip on it........

rotfl

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:30 PM

Well you good for nothing rude bitch you... Tam if you saw my penis you would hyper ventilate. .ASK KITTY=Well Endowed

TAM

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:32 PM

Aaron bites when he sucks dick..Someone needs to teach him.. Hes way to aggressive on the sausage..

Tam · 02-10-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Well you good for nothing rude bitch you... Tam if you saw my penis you would hyper ventilate. .ASK KITTY=Well Endowed

TAM

Oh THAT small huh? rotfl

kmanrox · 02-10-2002, 09:33 PM

omg!! i dont BELIEVE it!!!!!

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Aaron bites when he sucks dick..Someone needs to teach him.. Hes way to aggressive on the sausage..

Oh shit!!! You know about that???

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:34 PM

OK OK tam How big is your dick??

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:34 PM

Yeah Lude and Tam were telling me they had Aaron bites as well..

Tam · 02-10-2002, 09:35 PM

That fucker is 12 inches long and has 2 fucking heads on it......... I bought the biggest one I could find AND I don't have to feed it and I can do with it as I damn well please........ doesn't talk back or nuttin.............

Tam · 02-10-2002, 09:36 PM

Aaron never bit me, I guess he LIKES me......... lmao

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:37 PM

Yes but on the back of the box in bold letters it says..

PAPER TOWELS NOT INCLUDED CAUSE HE SPITS..

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACK LOOKING DENTAL FLOSS PARTICLES.

Tam · 02-10-2002, 09:41 PM

YOU got this box too snow? WOW....... pretty bad when you have to buy a backup........ BUT as you always say, never put all your eggs in ONE basket........... always have a backup plan, especially when the REAL thing can't cut it!!!!!

MY BOX SAYS:
"Who needs a full of shit man who lies about the size of his dick."

rotfl

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 09:55 PM

Well my Backup Box says..Beware of Closet Transsexuals who look like rude hot biatches..

Tam · 02-10-2002, 10:02 PM

and was this what convinced you to purchase this particular item?

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:06 PM

I didnt buy anything Tam.. I was given a BlowJob coupon from Aaron Mathews...

I have a box of them if anyone needs them..Tam do you use that toy on your hubby?? Come on let's here the truth... I can send him some rectal cream if he's in pain..

Shit if i was married to you I would have my rectum sewn shut..

Tam · 02-10-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Shit if i was married to you I would have my rectum sewn shit..

rotflmfao

Ok THAT was nasty, I think I am gonna fucking have nightmares tonight.

And no my hubby isn't into that..... he just does as I damn well tell him to do and keeps his mouth shut........ maybe YOU would get laid more if you tried that approach?

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:13 PM

LOLLLLLLLLL...Maybe if you would shut it, I would let you Blow me. Tam can you kick your husbands ass..??

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
LOLLLLLLLLL...Maybe if you would shut it, I would let you Blow me. Tam can you kick your husbands ass..??

Now this is about the only thing funny on this thread . You want her to SHUT her mouth so she can blow you. LMAO

She needs to open it at least a little for me but not for Snow I guess.

From now on I will call you "superslim"

Quote from Snow "Shut your mouth and suck this!"

I quess Tam was right about the tweezers.

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:20 PM

Aaron tell everyone you used your own dick as a small example LOL

Tam · 02-10-2002, 10:28 PM

Aaron..... you have nothing to worry about baby....... I DO have to open my mouth with you........ but damned if I can find those fucking tweezors........ I think they got lost up his ass when he stitched it up....... now he is forever fucked and no more blowjobs........... rotfl

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Aaron tell everyone you used your own dick as a small example LOL

uh huh... yeah... that just about makes sense. You are an idiot Snow. EAD

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:35 PM

Hey little buddy I have a coupon..Are you ready..

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 10:41 PM

Hey Snow... Can you at least try a new approach for getting attention? Let me refer everybody back to this thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...you +in+Vegas

As you can see... This angle has been done before. If you need some help coming up with original ideas, I am sure that Boneprone or myself could hook you up with a few for a small fee.

I wonder what the average price of a clue is these days? Maybe it will be more than a small fee because you seem to need a lot of help.

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Hey little buddy I have a coupon..Are you ready..

Whats the fucking hold up? Still looking for "it"?

You better go borrow one from your neighbor, or your wife.

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 10:45 PM

Damn..."Shut your mouth and suck this"

Fucking priceless!!

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:46 PM

Well I have last months..Will those still work?? How long is the offer good..Make sure you take a bath too..You smell like a fucking bird bath..

Tam · 02-10-2002, 10:47 PM

Aaron, maybe that is sewn up in his ass too? He seems to have this anal thing happening with sewing it up and all....... maybe THAT is where he keeps all his stash?

rotfl

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 10:47 PM

<------- Shut your mouth and suck! (fucking character limit)

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 10:47 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tam · 02-10-2002, 10:49 PM

Ludedude........... I LOVE IT!!!!!!

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 10:51 PM

You guys are sick...sick I tell ya!

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 10:57 PM

This thread is stupid. At least throw in a decent fake pic the next time you want to insult me. I was done picking on you for awhile...but now.......

I need to run another caption contest soon. I wonder what kind of a comprpmising pic I can dig up of Snow for this one?

I am going back to bed. G/N y'all

Ludedude · 02-10-2002, 10:58 PM

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 11:01 PM

Then Don't participate you bloated fuck......LOL We know your into revenge..Let's see how many fake hands and arms you can come up with this time.. I think it's special that you always pick me Biatch

Boneprone where are the Bukakke pics of Aaron??

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 11:11 PM

Yep, we always do pick on you but at least our stuff is original and funny. I am surprised you have not used the word "cunt" in this thread yet. Hold on while I go start another fucked up thread about how a dialer company who screwed somebody over and how they are gonna get theirs now??

SNOW · 02-10-2002, 11:35 PM

Seriously Tell EVERYONE the little dick was yours...OK lets make it easier for you..

LETS ASK KITTY WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK...

AaronM · 02-10-2002, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Seriously Tell EVERYONE the little dick was yours...OK lets make it easier for you..

LETS ASK KITTY WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK...

Better yet, Let's ask your wife. At least she has actually seen both of our dicks.

DialerNET · 02-11-2002, 12:08 AM

I heard that Snow thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.

Jason.

boneprone · 02-11-2002, 12:32 AM

i fucked her.

02-10-2002, 08:59 PM	#1
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	You Won't Believe This Shit...... Blow me

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Yes but on the back of the box in bold letters it says.. PAPER TOWELS NOT INCLUDED CAUSE HE SPITS.. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACK LOOKING DENTAL FLOSS PARTICLES. Last edited by SNOW; 02-10-2002 at 09:53 PM..

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Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Give me a handjob then......

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Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	no can do Snow........ I lost my fucking tweezors so I can't get a good grip on it........ rotfl

02-10-2002, 09:30 PM	#7
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Well you good for nothing rude bitch you... Tam if you saw my penis you would hyper ventilate. .ASK KITTY=Well Endowed TAM

02-10-2002, 09:32 PM	#8
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Aaron bites when he sucks dick..Someone needs to teach him.. Hes way to aggressive on the sausage..

02-10-2002, 09:34 PM	#12
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	OK OK tam How big is your dick??

02-10-2002, 09:35 PM	#14
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	That fucker is 12 inches long and has 2 fucking heads on it......... I bought the biggest one I could find AND I don't have to feed it and I can do with it as I damn well please........ doesn't talk back or nuttin.............

02-10-2002, 09:36 PM	#15
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Aaron never bit me, I guess he LIKES me......... lmao

02-10-2002, 09:41 PM	#17
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	YOU got this box too snow? WOW....... pretty bad when you have to buy a backup........ BUT as you always say, never put all your eggs in ONE basket........... always have a backup plan, especially when the REAL thing can't cut it!!!!! MY BOX SAYS: "Who needs a full of shit man who lies about the size of his dick." rotfl Last edited by Tam; 02-10-2002 at 09:43 PM..

02-10-2002, 09:55 PM	#18
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Well my Backup Box says..Beware of Closet Transsexuals who look like rude hot biatches..

02-10-2002, 10:02 PM	#19
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	and was this what convinced you to purchase this particular item?

02-10-2002, 10:06 PM	#20
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	I didnt buy anything Tam.. I was given a BlowJob coupon from Aaron Mathews... I have a box of them if anyone needs them..Tam do you use that toy on your hubby?? Come on let's here the truth... I can send him some rectal cream if he's in pain.. Shit if i was married to you I would have my rectum sewn shut.. Last edited by SNOW; 02-10-2002 at 10:10 PM..

02-10-2002, 10:13 PM	#22
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	LOLLLLLLLLL...Maybe if you would shut it, I would let you Blow me. Tam can you kick your husbands ass..??

02-10-2002, 10:20 PM	#24
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Aaron tell everyone you used your own dick as a small example LOL

02-10-2002, 10:28 PM	#25
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Aaron..... you have nothing to worry about baby....... I DO have to open my mouth with you........ but damned if I can find those fucking tweezors........ I think they got lost up his ass when he stitched it up....... now he is forever fucked and no more blowjobs........... rotfl

02-10-2002, 10:35 PM	#27
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Hey little buddy I have a coupon..Are you ready..

02-10-2002, 10:41 PM	#28
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Hey Snow... Can you at least try a new approach for getting attention? Let me refer everybody back to this thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...you +in+Vegas As you can see... This angle has been done before. If you need some help coming up with original ideas, I am sure that Boneprone or myself could hook you up with a few for a small fee. I wonder what the average price of a clue is these days? Maybe it will be more than a small fee because you seem to need a lot of help.

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Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Damn..."Shut your mouth and suck this" Fucking priceless!! __________________

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Well I have last months..Will those still work?? How long is the offer good..Make sure you take a bath too..You smell like a fucking bird bath..

02-10-2002, 10:47 PM	#32
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Aaron, maybe that is sewn up in his ass too? He seems to have this anal thing happening with sewing it up and all....... maybe THAT is where he keeps all his stash? rotfl

02-10-2002, 10:49 PM	#35
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Ludedude........... I LOVE IT!!!!!!

02-10-2002, 10:51 PM	#36
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	You guys are sick...sick I tell ya! __________________

02-10-2002, 10:57 PM	#37
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	This thread is stupid. At least throw in a decent fake pic the next time you want to insult me. I was done picking on you for awhile...but now....... I need to run another caption contest soon. I wonder what kind of a comprpmising pic I can dig up of Snow for this one? I am going back to bed. G/N y'all

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Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	__________________

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Then Don't participate you bloated fuck......LOL We know your into revenge..Let's see how many fake hands and arms you can come up with this time.. I think it's special that you always pick me Biatch Boneprone where are the Bukakke pics of Aaron??

02-10-2002, 11:11 PM	#40
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Yep, we always do pick on you but at least our stuff is original and funny. I am surprised you have not used the word "cunt" in this thread yet. Hold on while I go start another fucked up thread about how a dialer company who screwed somebody over and how they are gonna get theirs now??

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Seriously Tell EVERYONE the little dick was yours...OK lets make it easier for you.. LETS ASK KITTY WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK...

02-11-2002, 12:08 AM	#43
DialerNET Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 268	I heard that Snow thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it. Jason.

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