You Won't Believe This Shit......
 

Blow me:1orglaugh :Graucho :winkwink:

:stop :waaaaahh :warning

To much time on your hands :321GFY

Give me a handjob then......:)

Ask Aaron :winkwink:

no can do Snow........ I lost my fucking tweezors so I can't get a good grip on it........

rotfl

Well you good for nothing rude bitch you... Tam if you saw my penis you would hyper ventilate. .ASK KITTY=Well Endowed


TAM:):)

Aaron bites when he sucks dick..Someone needs to teach him.. Hes way to aggressive on the sausage..

Oh THAT small huh? rotfl

omg!! i dont BELIEVE it!!!!!

Oh shit!!! You know about that??? :helpme

OK OK tam How big is your dick??

Yeah Lude and Tam were telling me they had Aaron bites as well..

That fucker is 12 inches long and has 2 fucking heads on it......... I bought the biggest one I could find AND I don't have to feed it and I can do with it as I damn well please........ doesn't talk back or nuttin.............

Aaron never bit me, I guess he LIKES me......... lmao

Yes but on the back of the box in bold letters it says..

PAPER TOWELS NOT INCLUDED CAUSE HE SPITS..

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACK LOOKING DENTAL FLOSS PARTICLES.

YOU got this box too snow? WOW....... pretty bad when you have to buy a backup........ BUT as you always say, never put all your eggs in ONE basket........... always have a backup plan, especially when the REAL thing can't cut it!!!!!

MY BOX SAYS:
"Who needs a full of shit man who lies about the size of his dick."


rotfl

Well my Backup Box says..Beware of Closet Transsexuals who look like rude hot biatches..

and was this what convinced you to purchase this particular item?

I didnt buy anything Tam.. I was given a BlowJob coupon from Aaron Mathews...

I have a box of them if anyone needs them..Tam do you use that toy on your hubby?? Come on let's here the truth... I can send him some rectal cream if he's in pain..

Shit if i was married to you I would have my rectum sewn shut..

rotflmfao

Ok THAT was nasty, I think I am gonna fucking have nightmares tonight.

And no my hubby isn't into that..... he just does as I damn well tell him to do and keeps his mouth shut........ maybe YOU would get laid more if you tried that approach?

:1orglaugh

LOLLLLLLLLL...Maybe if you would shut it, I would let you Blow me. Tam can you kick your husbands ass..??:)

Now this is about the only thing funny on this thread . You want her to SHUT her mouth so she can blow you. LMAO

She needs to open it at least a little for me but not for Snow I guess.

From now on I will call you "superslim"

Quote from Snow "Shut your mouth and suck this!"

I quess Tam was right about the tweezers.

Aaron tell everyone you used your own dick as a small example LOL

Aaron..... you have nothing to worry about baby....... I DO have to open my mouth with you........ but damned if I can find those fucking tweezors........ I think they got lost up his ass when he stitched it up....... now he is forever fucked and no more blowjobs........... rotfl

uh huh... yeah... that just about makes sense. You are an idiot Snow. EAD

Hey little buddy I have a coupon..Are you ready..

Hey Snow... Can you at least try a new approach for getting attention? Let me refer everybody back to this thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...you +in+Vegas

As you can see... This angle has been done before. If you need some help coming up with original ideas, I am sure that Boneprone or myself could hook you up with a few for a small fee.

I wonder what the average price of a clue is these days? Maybe it will be more than a small fee because you seem to need a lot of help.

Whats the fucking hold up? Still looking for "it"?

You better go borrow one from your neighbor, or your wife.

Damn..."Shut your mouth and suck this"

Fucking priceless!!

Well I have last months..Will those still work?? How long is the offer good..Make sure you take a bath too..You smell like a fucking bird bath..

Aaron, maybe that is sewn up in his ass too? He seems to have this anal thing happening with sewing it up and all....... maybe THAT is where he keeps all his stash?

rotfl

<------- Shut your mouth and suck! (fucking character limit)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Ludedude........... I LOVE IT!!!!!!

You guys are sick...sick I tell ya!

This thread is stupid. At least throw in a decent fake pic the next time you want to insult me. I was done picking on you for awhile...but now.......

I need to run another caption contest soon. I wonder what kind of a comprpmising pic I can dig up of Snow for this one?


I am going back to bed. G/N y'all

:stop :waaaaahh :warning :BangBang:

Then Don't participate you bloated fuck......LOL We know your into revenge..Let's see how many fake hands and arms you can come up with this time.. I think it's special that you always pick me Biatch :):) Boneprone where are the Bukakke pics of Aaron??

Yep, we always do pick on you but at least our stuff is original and funny. I am surprised you have not used the word "cunt" in this thread yet. Hold on while I go start another fucked up thread about how a dialer company who screwed somebody over and how they are gonna get theirs now??

Seriously Tell EVERYONE the little dick was yours...OK lets make it easier for you..

LETS ASK KITTY WHO HAS A BIGGER DICK...

Better yet, Let's ask your wife. At least she has actually seen both of our dicks.

I heard that Snow thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed out of it.

Jason.

i fucked her.