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xanx · 08-17-2005, 02:05 PM

she was getting annoying so I told her to go use the wireless laptop and play some poker on one of the sites, she after about 30 minutes she says it's boring and wants to play w/ real money.

So I give her 200.00 and tell her to play. So she is silent as can be for like 3 hours, then I walk over and ask how much she blew, she says "I'm up 10k" I was like WTF, CASH OUT NOW

haha too funny I'm quitting porn and taking her pro lol..

khs · 08-17-2005, 02:05 PM

nice work, congrats to her! What poker site?

sonofsam · 08-17-2005, 02:06 PM

what limit was she playing?

xanx · 08-17-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by khs

nice work, congrats to her! What poker site?

paradise poker i think lol..

Harmon · 08-17-2005, 02:07 PM

cool... post proof

xanx · 08-17-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

cool... post proof

I will see if I can get some kind of screen cap

NaughtyRob · 08-17-2005, 02:09 PM

Wow, very nice.

chase · 08-17-2005, 02:18 PM

girlfriend? ruh roh! lol

JD · 08-17-2005, 02:19 PM

Don't give it to Echon. You'll never see it again

xanx · 08-17-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

girlfriend? ruh roh! lol

well fuck buddy lol...

RRRED · 08-17-2005, 02:20 PM

Wow that rocks! I hope you stop sleeping with her friends now...

GoogleBot · 08-17-2005, 02:22 PM

Damn I need to get on paradise seems all the rich noobs are playing there

Scott McD · 08-17-2005, 02:22 PM

Damn, not bad for a nights work...

axelcat · 08-17-2005, 02:24 PM

very nice congrats to her

flirty · 08-17-2005, 02:26 PM

this must be a big joke?

Violetta · 08-17-2005, 04:13 PM

haha... great! Perhaps I should give my gf a poker url too...

Sosa · 08-17-2005, 04:25 PM

haha awesome!

Trax · 08-17-2005, 04:28 PM

in 3hours??? hmmmmm

demented · 08-17-2005, 04:30 PM

Hmm, I think I'll introduce my wife to online poker..

chase · 08-17-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xanx

well fuck buddy lol...

VERY big difference, babe, lol!

vvq · 08-17-2005, 04:44 PM

nice. what was the limit?

tristan_D · 08-17-2005, 04:59 PM

wow. that's great win. congrats.

Dalai lama · 08-17-2005, 05:05 PM

What limit was she playing?

Harmon · 08-17-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trax

in 3hours??? hmmmmm

Thinking the same thing... a ton of compunding going on in those games... with a newb

Alky · 08-17-2005, 05:07 PM

200 to 10000 in 3 hours? thats hard to believe... she must be pretty lucky if so.

dready · 08-17-2005, 05:08 PM

Wow that's a lot in 3 hours!

phogirl69 · 08-17-2005, 05:40 PM

Does ur gf know that you fucked a hooker in Vegas and took pics of the event to post on GFY?

If she does then that's cool, but if not that's pretty fucked up.

myjah · 08-17-2005, 05:49 PM

Geez, 10k? She must be lady luck.

Wiggles · 08-17-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

Does ur gf know that you fucked a hooker in Vegas and took pics of the event to post on GFY?

If she does then that's cool, but if not that's pretty fucked up.

haha i had totally forgot about that

paymeback · 08-17-2005, 06:10 PM

Ive gone from 100 to 250 in 10minutes several times using a girls nickname at the poker table, it helps ALOT!

reynold · 08-17-2005, 06:34 PM

WoW that's great. Where's the celebration then?

Pete-KT · 08-17-2005, 06:37 PM

kool congrats

AdultNex · 08-17-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by paymeback

Ive gone from 100 to 250 in 10minutes several times using a girls nickname at the poker table, it helps ALOT!

Indeed, something like "cuteblondechick55" works the best.

phogirl69 · 08-17-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

haha i had totally forgot about that

Everytime I read something about a guy fuking hookers and I read later that they have a gf or whatever, I ALWAYS remember it. I have a pretty good memory, and then I start wondering if the girl knows... If she doesn't then I think it's majorly fucked up. Not only that, but the guy is putting her at risk for diseases as well...

I think men who cheat on their girlfriends/wives with hookers are scum. I understand some people have "open relationships" but if it's without the other partners knowledge or if the guy is being deceptive then that's fucked up.

gecko · 08-17-2005, 06:45 PM

10k...? damn...

tony286 · 08-17-2005, 06:48 PM

congrats i see it now pokerpimps.com lol

4My · 08-17-2005, 09:00 PM

wtf, can i send back my wife, i think i got to ask if they send a recal on her cause if i give her 200$ these lot of chance she lose 300$

Spunky · 08-17-2005, 09:06 PM

She's going to dump you now,once they get the bug there's no going back

Red Ezra · 08-18-2005, 12:45 AM

thats awesome congrats

naugthygUrL · 08-18-2005, 02:37 AM

wow! congrats to her

reed_4 · 08-18-2005, 05:17 AM

your gf must be a good poker player, congrats.

killerkay · 08-18-2005, 05:21 AM

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Doctor Dre · 08-18-2005, 05:22 AM

I somehow doubt that ... 10k in 3 hours ? from 200 bucks ...

She'd have to go all in like 5+ times and win it with couple peep calling all the time ... slim chances

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VeriSexy · 08-18-2005, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx

she was getting annoying so I told her to go use the wireless laptop and play some poker on one of the sites, she after about 30 minutes she says it's boring and wants to play w/ real money.

So I give her 200.00 and tell her to play. So she is silent as can be for like 3 hours, then I walk over and ask how much she blew, she says "I'm up 10k" I was like WTF, CASH OUT NOW

haha too funny I'm quitting porn and taking her pro lol..

That is damn sweet

Nicky · 08-18-2005, 05:30 AM

10k nice, congrats. Allthough it does sound too good to be true

PussyTeenies · 08-18-2005, 06:42 AM

what site?

and post a pic of the winnings

eroswebmaster · 08-18-2005, 07:02 AM

I refuse to believe it.

She would have had to be playing $200 buy in NL and doubled up almost 6 x's within that time frame.

$200 would be a buy in for $10/$20 limit and at roughly 45 hands per hour she'd be winning on avg $74 a hand...that would put her win rate at $7,400 / 100 which would be a phenomenal 370 big bets / 100 hands

A brick and mortar player would be happy to win on average 1 big bet per hour *$20 per hour at a $10/$20*, an online player 4+bb/100 multitabling.

so yeah, I call bullshit.

wildgirl · 08-18-2005, 07:20 AM

wow! congrats to your girlfriend in winning

MacDaddyPlaya · 08-18-2005, 08:17 AM

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I refuse to believe it.

She would have had to be playing $200 buy in NL and doubled up almost 6 x's within that time frame.

$200 would be a buy in for $10/$20 limit and at roughly 45 hands per hour she'd be winning on avg $74 a hand...that would put her win rate at $7,400 / 100 which would be a phenomenal 370 big bets / 100 hands

A brick and mortar player would be happy to win on average 1 big bet per hour *$20 per hour at a $10/$20*, an online player 4+bb/100 multitabling.

so yeah, I call bullshit.

I concur.

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xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	so my g/f just won 10k in poker she was getting annoying so I told her to go use the wireless laptop and play some poker on one of the sites, she after about 30 minutes she says it's boring and wants to play w/ real money. So I give her 200.00 and tell her to play. So she is silent as can be for like 3 hours, then I walk over and ask how much she blew, she says "I'm up 10k" I was like WTF, CASH OUT NOW haha too funny I'm quitting porn and taking her pro lol..

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