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xanx 08-17-2005 02:05 PM

so my g/f just won 10k in poker
 
she was getting annoying so I told her to go use the wireless laptop and play some poker on one of the sites, she after about 30 minutes she says it's boring and wants to play w/ real money.

So I give her 200.00 and tell her to play. So she is silent as can be for like 3 hours, then I walk over and ask how much she blew, she says "I'm up 10k" I was like WTF, CASH OUT NOW

haha too funny I'm quitting porn and taking her pro lol..

khs 08-17-2005 02:05 PM

nice work, congrats to her! What poker site?

sonofsam 08-17-2005 02:06 PM

what limit was she playing?

xanx 08-17-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khs
nice work, congrats to her! What poker site?

paradise poker i think lol..

Harmon 08-17-2005 02:07 PM

cool... post proof

xanx 08-17-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
cool... post proof

I will see if I can get some kind of screen cap

NaughtyRob 08-17-2005 02:09 PM

Wow, very nice.
:thumbsup

chase 08-17-2005 02:18 PM

girlfriend? ruh roh! lol

JD 08-17-2005 02:19 PM

Don't give it to Echon. You'll never see it again

xanx 08-17-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
girlfriend? ruh roh! lol

well fuck buddy lol...

RRRED 08-17-2005 02:20 PM

Wow that rocks! I hope you stop sleeping with her friends now...

GoogleBot 08-17-2005 02:22 PM

Damn I need to get on paradise seems all the rich noobs are playing there

Scott McD 08-17-2005 02:22 PM

Damn, not bad for a nights work... :thumbsup

axelcat 08-17-2005 02:24 PM

very nice congrats to her

flirty 08-17-2005 02:26 PM

this must be a big joke?

Violetta 08-17-2005 04:13 PM

haha... great! Perhaps I should give my gf a poker url too...

Sosa 08-17-2005 04:25 PM

haha awesome!

Trax 08-17-2005 04:28 PM

in 3hours??? hmmmmm

demented 08-17-2005 04:30 PM

Hmm, I think I'll introduce my wife to online poker..

chase 08-17-2005 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
well fuck buddy lol...

VERY big difference, babe, lol! :winkwink:

vvq 08-17-2005 04:44 PM

nice. what was the limit?

tristan_D 08-17-2005 04:59 PM

wow. that's great win. congrats.

Dalai lama 08-17-2005 05:05 PM

What limit was she playing?

Harmon 08-17-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax
in 3hours??? hmmmmm

Thinking the same thing... a ton of compunding going on in those games... with a newb :1orglaugh

Alky 08-17-2005 05:07 PM

200 to 10000 in 3 hours? thats hard to believe... she must be pretty lucky if so.

dready 08-17-2005 05:08 PM

Wow that's a lot in 3 hours!

phogirl69 08-17-2005 05:40 PM

Does ur gf know that you fucked a hooker in Vegas and took pics of the event to post on GFY?

:helpme

If she does then that's cool, but if not that's pretty fucked up.

myjah 08-17-2005 05:49 PM

Geez, 10k? She must be lady luck.

Wiggles 08-17-2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
Does ur gf know that you fucked a hooker in Vegas and took pics of the event to post on GFY?

:helpme

If she does then that's cool, but if not that's pretty fucked up.

haha i had totally forgot about that :)

paymeback 08-17-2005 06:10 PM

Ive gone from 100 to 250 in 10minutes several times using a girls nickname at the poker table, it helps ALOT!

reynold 08-17-2005 06:34 PM

WoW that's great. Where's the celebration then?

Pete-KT 08-17-2005 06:37 PM

kool congrats

AdultNex 08-17-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paymeback
Ive gone from 100 to 250 in 10minutes several times using a girls nickname at the poker table, it helps ALOT!

Indeed, something like "cuteblondechick55" works the best.

phogirl69 08-17-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
haha i had totally forgot about that :)

Everytime I read something about a guy fuking hookers and I read later that they have a gf or whatever, I ALWAYS remember it. I have a pretty good memory, and then I start wondering if the girl knows... If she doesn't then I think it's majorly fucked up. Not only that, but the guy is putting her at risk for diseases as well...

I think men who cheat on their girlfriends/wives with hookers are scum. I understand some people have "open relationships" but if it's without the other partners knowledge or if the guy is being deceptive then that's fucked up.

gecko 08-17-2005 06:45 PM

10k...? damn...

tony286 08-17-2005 06:48 PM

congrats i see it now pokerpimps.com lol

4My 08-17-2005 09:00 PM

wtf, can i send back my wife, i think i got to ask if they send a recal on her cause if i give her 200$ these lot of chance she lose 300$

Spunky 08-17-2005 09:06 PM

She's going to dump you now,once they get the bug there's no going back

Red Ezra 08-18-2005 12:45 AM

thats awesome congrats

naugthygUrL 08-18-2005 02:37 AM

wow! congrats to her

reed_4 08-18-2005 05:17 AM

your gf must be a good poker player, congrats.

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Doctor Dre 08-18-2005 05:22 AM

I somehow doubt that ... 10k in 3 hours ? from 200 bucks ...

She'd have to go all in like 5+ times and win it with couple peep calling all the time ... slim chances

Doctor Dre 08-18-2005 05:23 AM

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VeriSexy 08-18-2005 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
she was getting annoying so I told her to go use the wireless laptop and play some poker on one of the sites, she after about 30 minutes she says it's boring and wants to play w/ real money.

So I give her 200.00 and tell her to play. So she is silent as can be for like 3 hours, then I walk over and ask how much she blew, she says "I'm up 10k" I was like WTF, CASH OUT NOW

haha too funny I'm quitting porn and taking her pro lol..


That is damn sweet :thumbsup

Nicky 08-18-2005 05:30 AM

10k nice, congrats. Allthough it does sound too good to be true

PussyTeenies 08-18-2005 06:42 AM

what site?

and post a pic of the winnings :)

eroswebmaster 08-18-2005 07:02 AM

I refuse to believe it.

She would have had to be playing $200 buy in NL and doubled up almost 6 x's within that time frame.

$200 would be a buy in for $10/$20 limit and at roughly 45 hands per hour she'd be winning on avg $74 a hand...that would put her win rate at $7,400 / 100 which would be a phenomenal 370 big bets / 100 hands

A brick and mortar player would be happy to win on average 1 big bet per hour *$20 per hour at a $10/$20*, an online player 4+bb/100 multitabling.

so yeah, I call bullshit.

wildgirl 08-18-2005 07:20 AM

wow! congrats to your girlfriend in winning :thumbsup

MacDaddyPlaya 08-18-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
I refuse to believe it.

She would have had to be playing $200 buy in NL and doubled up almost 6 x's within that time frame.

$200 would be a buy in for $10/$20 limit and at roughly 45 hands per hour she'd be winning on avg $74 a hand...that would put her win rate at $7,400 / 100 which would be a phenomenal 370 big bets / 100 hands

A brick and mortar player would be happy to win on average 1 big bet per hour *$20 per hour at a $10/$20*, an online player 4+bb/100 multitabling.

so yeah, I call bullshit.

I concur.


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