Some tips for the people coming to the Amsterdam show. - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 06:32 AM

Ofcourse this is the typical male stoner tourist guide

1: If youre not used to weed or only shitty weed take it easy on your first day. The Dutch weed is about the strongest you will ever smoke and you WILL get fucked up.

2: You can smoke a joint in the streets, np. Most clubs allow you to smoke inside as well. Smaller bars usually not. You better ask first if in doubt. Or go sit in a coffeeshop ofcourse, where they sell weed. Avoid the loud trourist coffeeshops like the bulldog. Full of drunk English tourists and insane prices.

3: Dont buy drugs on the street. You will get ripped off. In the red light area every 2 mins some guy on the street will say something to you. Simply ignore them.

4: If you plan to eat something with weed in it take it easy. It can take up to 1 hour before it starts kicking in. And you wont be first to eat half the cake because you dont feel anything after 5 mins.

5: Americans are good tippers. You dont have to tip 10 - 15% here in Holland. If you buy drinks and the bill is 9.20 its normal to tip just 80 cts. If the bill is 7.50 tell the waiter to "make it 9". A 2 person meal costing 45 euros, you can tip 2 to 5 euros. Up to you. This advice will save you plenty of money - buy me drinks when you see me. Or drugs.

6: Hookers in the red light area. I dont know the exact prices. Id say anything between 25 to 100 euros for a quicky. General rule: The uglier they are the less you pay and vice versa. The hot blondes with big tits are known to be total bitches who try to get you out of their booth as soon as possible. After paying way too much. Id say avoid them.

7: The fuck shows are tourist traps. You pay 50 bucks or so to see a couple on stage fuck like 2 robots. Thats it. Save your money.

8: Watch out for bikers. They are everywhere. I really mean everywhere.

I will add more later...taking a shower now.

chupachups · 08-18-2005, 06:35 AM

[QUOTE=8: Watch out for bikers. They are everywhere. I really mean everywhere.
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Are they that bad?

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 06:35 AM

9: Restaurants: Anything with big yellow signs and waiters standing outsides trying to get you inside - avoid! Try to find a restaurant with no english signs. Meaning theyre not a tourist restaurant. Tourist restaurants are crap crap crap!

polish_aristocrat · 08-18-2005, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

6: Hookers in the red light area. I dont know the exact prices.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chupachups

Are they that bad?

The Dutch AND tourists ride bikes everywhere through the city. If youre not used to it it is bad yeah

You might crash into 1 or 2.

Oh and im talking about bicycles not motorbikes. Excuse my english.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 06:37 AM

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pradaboy · 08-18-2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

good one

Dalai lama · 08-18-2005, 07:10 AM

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Good catch. But watched a program on the telly about a week ago. The whore said she costed between 25 and 75 euros. And she was looking good

NickB. · 08-18-2005, 07:12 AM

Keep you luggage and laptop close, your wallet in the inside pocket of your jacket and close your jacket!

Try and avoid walking around on the streets with your luggage, just have a taxi driver drive you to the hotel, skip the train and busses or trams.

Dont ask around where to go on the streets, they'll mark you as a victim, just walk into a bar or store and ask there

Ive truly seen to many people making these mistakes

Dont get me wrong the Dutch are friendly people, but amsterdam is full off tourists and criminals from europe come to amsterdam for these tourists, most of the criminals in amsterdam are not dutch.....

NickB. · 08-18-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

Good catch. But watched a program on the telly about a week ago. The whore said she costed between 25 and 75 euros. And she was looking good

If you speak english.... its 75 euros, have a dutch guy negotiate for you on the RLD

Ive done this numerous times.

Hell even try the difference, have the dutch guy do it and than you... you'll notice the euro difference

GUNNER · 08-18-2005, 07:17 AM

10. There is a serious homosexual predator and known male tourist molester they call "Battus" who lives in a van down by the river. Stay away from him at all times, even if he claims to be an adult webmaster and has knowledge of the industry. He just wants to get in your pants.

Oracle Porn · 08-18-2005, 07:19 AM

great tips...ill buy you something when im there ;)

Oracle Porn · 08-18-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nickbaauw

Keep you luggage and laptop close, your wallet in the inside pocket of your jacket and close your jacket!

Try and avoid walking around on the streets with your luggage, just have a taxi driver drive you to the hotel, skip the train and busses or trams.

Dont ask around where to go on the streets, they'll mark you as a victim, just walk into a bar or store and ask there

Ive truly seen to many people making these mistakes

Dont get me wrong the Dutch are friendly people, but amsterdam is full off tourists and criminals from europe come to amsterdam for these tourists, most of the criminals in amsterdam are not dutch.....

damn i'm scared

Juilan · 08-18-2005, 07:54 AM

1: If youre not used to weed or only shitty weed take it easy on your first day. The Dutch weed is about the strongest you will ever smoke and you WILL get fucked up.

So true

maybe start out with Northern Lights or something light like that. Also bring wardrobe money you US Metro's will love the deals on clothes there

NickB. · 08-18-2005, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

damn i'm scared

Ive seen this shit numerous times, follow the advice and you'll have no problems

garbage_trash · 08-18-2005, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Ofcourse this is the typical male stoner tourist guide

3: Dont buy drugs on the street. You will get ripped off. In the red light area every 2 mins some guy on the street will say something to you. Simply ignore them.

Great advice. Many moons ago I stupidly tried to buy some acid from a street dealer, before I knew it his friends surrounded me, they took my wallet out of my pockets, took all the money, gave me the wallet back and walked off. I've also heard many stories of people falling into the same trap but coming off much worse than I did. Don't buy anything from these guys.

cjaccardi · 08-18-2005, 08:03 AM

do not buy drugs of the street !!!!! thats improtant they are fakes

Evil Chris · 08-18-2005, 08:04 AM

- if you're not much of a smoker, drink Grolsch, and lot's of it.

- eat Indonesian food while you're there. It's awesome. I'd recommend Kantijl and the Tiger for lunch, and for a very nice dinner, go to Indra Pura on Rembrandtsplein. Order the Rijsttafel.

Evil Chris · 08-18-2005, 08:06 AM

another point... Get out of the city for a few hours.

The rest of Holland is NOTHING like Amsterdam. It's beautiful, clean, and green with plenty of things to see and do. Make a day trip to Schreveningen or even Den Helder.

Fred Quimby · 08-18-2005, 08:09 AM

Dam,, I wish my wife would let me go

DaddyHalbucks · 08-18-2005, 08:10 AM

Looks like some good advice.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

10. There is a serious homosexual predator and known male tourist molester they call "Battus" who lives in a van down by the river. Stay away from him at all times, even if he claims to be an adult webmaster and has knowledge of the industry. He just wants to get in your pants.

Ya stay away from that guy!!

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 08:31 AM

Oh man, the garbagemen are on strike. For days already. Amsterdam looks like a 3rd world country atm...and smells like one. You normally dont think about this but honestly, if these guys dont go back to work soon it will look like India here.

MaDalton · 08-18-2005, 08:38 AM

do i really need to wear wooden shoes and a cheese hat to get accepted by the locals??? and why should i avoid to discuss the rijkard/voeller incident with dutch people in orange shirts???

JFK · 08-18-2005, 08:39 AM

Thanks for the tips

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

do i really need to wear wooden shoes and a cheese hat to get accepted by the locals??? and why should i avoid to discuss the rijkard/voeller incident with dutch people in orange shirts???

Wooden shoes are mandatory.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Thanks for the tips

Hey, youve been here before.

Juicy D. Links · 08-18-2005, 08:44 AM

tell me abut the hookers yo. More info.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

tell me abut the hookers yo. More info.

What do you need to know?

They stand behind windows. You walk by. You look and if you like her you knock on the window and dicuss a price with her. You can find anything. From big black mama's to super hot 20 yr olds with awesome bodies. I know you prefer the first option though. The whole area is flooded with tourists and English drunk youth. There are these really narrow alleys you walk through in a line of people all window shopping.

Juicy D. Links · 08-18-2005, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

What do you need to know?

They stand behind windows. You walk by. You look and if you like her you knock on the window and dicuss a price with her. You can find anything. From big black mama's to super hot 20 yr olds with awesome bodies. I know you prefer the first option though. The whole area is flooded with tourists and English drunk youth. There are these really narrow alleys you walk through in a line of people all window shopping.

How much does a BJ go for usually?

Juicy D. Links · 08-18-2005, 08:53 AM

1 Usd = 0.821091 Eur

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 09:03 AM

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How much does a BJ go for usually?

25/35 euros i guess.

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 09:04 AM

garbage_trash · 08-18-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

4: If you plan to eat something with weed in it take it easy. It can take up to 1 hour before it starts kicking in. And you wont be first to eat half the cake because you dont feel anything after 5 mins.

This sounds very familiar too

the cake is very potent and imo has a very different high to smoking.

fatal attraction · 08-18-2005, 09:46 AM

I have to add.......BLUE LIGHT BAD!!!!!!!!

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by fatal attraction

I have to add.......BLUE LIGHT BAD!!!!!!!!

I dont get it :/

BRISK · 08-18-2005, 11:28 AM

Drink the canal water, it's good for you.

Gungadin · 08-18-2005, 11:28 AM

If you want a nice couple of hours, hop on the train and go a couple of stops to Harlem... I've been to amsterdam a few times and the last time I stayed in Harlem instead of in the city... really cool.

If it's warm enough, you can take the train like 15 minutes further and it puts you right at the beach, where nudity is nothing new to these people.

Wish I was going...

fatal attraction · 08-18-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I dont get it :/

What??? The windows with the blue lights are Tranny's!!!!!!

Phoenix · 08-18-2005, 11:32 AM

hmm some good restaurant tips here

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by fatal attraction

What??? The windows with the blue lights are Tranny's!!!!!!

Haha didnt know that

Evil Chris · 08-18-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

hmm some good restaurant tips here

thanks dude.

BRISK · 08-18-2005, 11:43 AM

The garbage strike is making Amsterdam look like a filthy dump

Paul · 08-18-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

6: Hookers in the red light area. I dont know the exact prices. Id say anything between 25 to 100 euros for a quicky. General rule: The uglier they are the less you pay and vice versa. The hot blondes with big tits are known to be total bitches who try to get you out of their booth as soon as possible. After paying way too much. Id say avoid them.

I found the white hookers charged around 50 euros and the black hookers charged around 30 euros, also you gotta be specific about what you want because some of them put you on the clock so ya might only have 15 minutes, sucks paying a hooker 50 euros and not havin enought time to cum so make sure you know how much time you have.

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Originally Posted by Franck

7: The fuck shows are tourist traps. You pay 50 bucks or so to see a couple on stage fuck like 2 robots. Thats it. Save your money

I got completely suckered by this when I was in Amsterdam in June, me and my friends paided 40 euros each (200 euros total) for this live sex show, we were told it lasted an hour, free drinks and you could interact in the show with toys etc.

We got in the place and there was a bar with 4 topless girls on it, immediately we were told we had to pay an extra 20 euros each unless there would be no show, I felt like I was in a virtual paysite with all the upselling !! Complete tourist trap, stay the fuck away from these places. Complete rip off !!

NickB. · 08-18-2005, 12:14 PM

Stay away from the redlightdistrict while drinking 2 much Jagermeister.... You never know what happens.........

Paul · 08-18-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nickbaauw

Stay away from the redlightdistrict while drinking 2 much Jagermeister.... You never know what happens.........

Yea me and my friends nearly got pick pocked in the red lights district, I think they must hang around in that area since its a tourist magnet and everyones attention is on the hookers not their wallets

bjjb · 08-18-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

another point... Get out of the city for a few hours.

The rest of Holland is NOTHING like Amsterdam. It's beautiful, clean, and green with plenty of things to see and do. Make a day trip to Schreveningen or even Den Helder.

When I flew into Schipol I couldnt believe how green everything was

Pornopat · 08-18-2005, 12:43 PM

Shit I am scared...I think I will stay here safe in Spangen, Rotterdam...

Shoehorn! · 08-18-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Ofcourse this is the typical male stoner tourist guide

1: If youre not used to weed or only shitty weed take it easy on your first day. The Dutch weed is about the strongest you will ever smoke and you WILL get fucked up.

2: You can smoke a joint in the streets, np. Most clubs allow you to smoke inside as well. Smaller bars usually not. You better ask first if in doubt. Or go sit in a coffeeshop ofcourse, where they sell weed. Avoid the loud trourist coffeeshops like the bulldog. Full of drunk English tourists and insane prices.

3: Dont buy drugs on the street. You will get ripped off. In the red light area every 2 mins some guy on the street will say something to you. Simply ignore them.

4: If you plan to eat something with weed in it take it easy. It can take up to 1 hour before it starts kicking in. And you wont be first to eat half the cake because you dont feel anything after 5 mins.

5: Americans are good tippers. You dont have to tip 10 - 15% here in Holland. If you buy drinks and the bill is 9.20 its normal to tip just 80 cts. If the bill is 7.50 tell the waiter to "make it 9". A 2 person meal costing 45 euros, you can tip 2 to 5 euros. Up to you. This advice will save you plenty of money - buy me drinks when you see me. Or drugs.

6: Hookers in the red light area. I dont know the exact prices. Id say anything between 25 to 100 euros for a quicky. General rule: The uglier they are the less you pay and vice versa. The hot blondes with big tits are known to be total bitches who try to get you out of their booth as soon as possible. After paying way too much. Id say avoid them.

7: The fuck shows are tourist traps. You pay 50 bucks or so to see a couple on stage fuck like 2 robots. Thats it. Save your money.

8: Watch out for bikers. They are everywhere. I really mean everywhere.

I will add more later...taking a shower now.

Are you going to hang out for more than 3 minutes?

Dirty F · 08-18-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat

Shit I am scared...I think I will stay here safe in Spangen, Rotterdam...

08-18-2005, 06:32 AM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Some tips for the people coming to the Amsterdam show. Ofcourse this is the typical male stoner tourist guide 1: If youre not used to weed or only shitty weed take it easy on your first day. The Dutch weed is about the strongest you will ever smoke and you WILL get fucked up. 2: You can smoke a joint in the streets, np. Most clubs allow you to smoke inside as well. Smaller bars usually not. You better ask first if in doubt. Or go sit in a coffeeshop ofcourse, where they sell weed. Avoid the loud trourist coffeeshops like the bulldog. Full of drunk English tourists and insane prices. 3: Dont buy drugs on the street. You will get ripped off. In the red light area every 2 mins some guy on the street will say something to you. Simply ignore them. 4: If you plan to eat something with weed in it take it easy. It can take up to 1 hour before it starts kicking in. And you wont be first to eat half the cake because you dont feel anything after 5 mins. 5: Americans are good tippers. You dont have to tip 10 - 15% here in Holland. If you buy drinks and the bill is 9.20 its normal to tip just 80 cts. If the bill is 7.50 tell the waiter to "make it 9". A 2 person meal costing 45 euros, you can tip 2 to 5 euros. Up to you. This advice will save you plenty of money - buy me drinks when you see me. Or drugs. 6: Hookers in the red light area. I dont know the exact prices. Id say anything between 25 to 100 euros for a quicky. General rule: The uglier they are the less you pay and vice versa. The hot blondes with big tits are known to be total bitches who try to get you out of their booth as soon as possible. After paying way too much. Id say avoid them. 7: The fuck shows are tourist traps. You pay 50 bucks or so to see a couple on stage fuck like 2 robots. Thats it. Save your money. 8: Watch out for bikers. They are everywhere. I really mean everywhere. I will add more later...taking a shower now.

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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	- if you're not much of a smoker, drink Grolsch, and lot's of it. - eat Indonesian food while you're there. It's awesome. I'd recommend Kantijl and the Tiger for lunch, and for a very nice dinner, go to Indra Pura on Rembrandtsplein. Order the Rijsttafel. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	another point... Get out of the city for a few hours. The rest of Holland is NOTHING like Amsterdam. It's beautiful, clean, and green with plenty of things to see and do. Make a day trip to Schreveningen or even Den Helder. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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