Do you SIT or STAND when you Wipe Your Ass? - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 08-15-2005, 02:11 PM

Haven't seen one of these in a while...

SetTheWorldonFire · 08-15-2005, 02:12 PM

wiping is for whimps

Harmon · 08-15-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire

wiping is for whimps

Indeed.

Doc911 · 08-15-2005, 02:15 PM

what the fuck!!
LOL thats an odd question

Sosa · 08-15-2005, 02:18 PM

if you stand up won't it just smear all over? lol

polle45 · 08-15-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire

wiping is for whimps

LMFAO

Rinaldo · 08-15-2005, 03:08 PM

I stand and I'm proud about it... more like I squat.

Dalai lama · 08-15-2005, 03:10 PM

I stand up aswell.

wedouglas · 08-15-2005, 03:11 PM

how can you sit?

dynastoned · 08-15-2005, 03:12 PM

its more of a hunched over whiping motion. :D

Tanker · 08-15-2005, 03:13 PM

my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

VicD · 08-15-2005, 03:24 PM

standing with my eyes closed

eamedia · 08-15-2005, 03:24 PM

i do a standing upward wipe....

Sosa · 08-15-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

how can you sit?

you give yourself a reach around and bend over a little bit

Violetta · 08-15-2005, 03:30 PM

I sit...

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-15-2005, 03:34 PM

i try and start running, it falls of like that

ronaldo · 08-15-2005, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire

wiping is for whimps

Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.

StatsJunky · 08-15-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.

Botched wiping attempts are pretty nasty.

JuiceMonkey · 08-15-2005, 04:05 PM

wow this is weird..

Paolo Pinkas · 08-15-2005, 04:08 PM

I don't shit at all.

demented · 08-15-2005, 04:09 PM

This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information

nofx · 08-15-2005, 04:09 PM

I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall

Stamen · 08-15-2005, 04:09 PM

Stand 6 7 8

ronaldo · 08-15-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demented

This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information

Agreed. I'd like to meet you just to shake your hand.

TiGrrPrr · 08-15-2005, 04:57 PM

Holler Wipe my bum!

j/k

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-15-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

4My · 08-15-2005, 05:24 PM

Most likely, i realise there no paper left and i need walk to search some more :S

tristan_D · 08-15-2005, 05:25 PM

I squat to have a better reach. LOL

bringer · 08-15-2005, 05:30 PM

i just drag my ass across the grass.

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 06:33 PM

This thread is looking for a more serious answer lol

Spunky · 08-15-2005, 06:36 PM

I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper

L0rdJuni0r · 08-15-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd

standing with my eyes closed

if you close your eyes, how do you know when your ass is clean??

L0rdJuni0r · 08-15-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

i just drag my ass across the grass.

StatsJunky · 08-15-2005, 06:42 PM

Better question would be what have you used when you run out of TP?

MaLil · 08-15-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper

If you don't know the name, you don't deserve to use it.

Oh, and thanks for the shirt!

Trixie · 08-15-2005, 07:00 PM

I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.

Wiggles · 08-15-2005, 07:53 PM

i stand, the reach around feels really wierd.

Hustlin Entertainment · 08-15-2005, 07:55 PM

my girl does it for me..

reed_4 · 08-15-2005, 08:52 PM

i smell shit all over this thread. lol

porn-dog · 08-15-2005, 09:03 PM

Wipe your ass?? Isn't that what underwear is for??

LOL

PenisFace · 08-15-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie

I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.

Hahaha omfg I cant stop laughing

mechanicvirus · 08-15-2005, 10:03 PM

I pull a goatse so I don't have to wipe.

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan

I usually do either cartwheels, or jump rope whilst wiping my ass!

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanker

my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie

I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.

Paraskass · 08-15-2005, 10:06 PM

I add peanut butter to the mix and have my dog lick my ass clean.

Spankys Teens · 08-15-2005, 10:18 PM

i use one of those high pressure water hoses...it can tickle from time to time

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-15-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire

wiping is for whimps

I agree. If you're sitting while taking a shit then you're a pussy whipped loser

boner 2.0 · 08-15-2005, 10:38 PM

50 ass wiping tricks...

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