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Harmon 08-15-2005 02:11 PM
Do you SIT or STAND when you Wipe Your Ass?
 
Haven't seen one of these in a while... :error

SetTheWorldonFire 08-15-2005 02:12 PM
wiping is for whimps

Harmon 08-15-2005 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire
wiping is for whimps
Indeed. :glugglug

Doc911 08-15-2005 02:15 PM
what the fuck!!
LOL thats an odd question

Sosa 08-15-2005 02:18 PM
if you stand up won't it just smear all over? lol

polle45 08-15-2005 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire
wiping is for whimps
LMFAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rinaldo 08-15-2005 03:08 PM
I stand and I'm proud about it... more like I squat.

Dalai lama 08-15-2005 03:10 PM
I stand up aswell.

wedouglas 08-15-2005 03:11 PM
how can you sit?

dynastoned 08-15-2005 03:12 PM
its more of a hunched over whiping motion. :D

Tanker 08-15-2005 03:13 PM
my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

VicD 08-15-2005 03:24 PM
standing with my eyes closed

eamedia 08-15-2005 03:24 PM
i do a standing upward wipe....

Sosa 08-15-2005 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
how can you sit?
you give yourself a reach around and bend over a little bit

Violetta 08-15-2005 03:30 PM
I sit... :thumbsup

BigCashCrew Dude 08-15-2005 03:34 PM
i try and start running, it falls of like that

ronaldo 08-15-2005 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire
wiping is for whimps
Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.

StatsJunky 08-15-2005 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ronaldo
Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.
Botched wiping attempts are pretty nasty.

JuiceMonkey 08-15-2005 04:05 PM
wow this is weird..

Paolo Pinkas 08-15-2005 04:08 PM
I don't shit at all.

demented 08-15-2005 04:09 PM
This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information :thumbsup

nofx 08-15-2005 04:09 PM
I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall

Stamen 08-15-2005 04:09 PM
Stand 6 7 8

ronaldo 08-15-2005 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demented
This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information :thumbsup
Agreed. I'd like to meet you just to shake your hand.

TiGrrPrr 08-15-2005 04:57 PM
Holler Wipe my bum!










j/k

Hollywood Horwitz 08-15-2005 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tanker
my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"
:1orglaugh

4My 08-15-2005 05:24 PM
Most likely, i realise there no paper left and i need walk to search some more :S

tristan_D 08-15-2005 05:25 PM
I squat to have a better reach. LOL

bringer 08-15-2005 05:30 PM
i just drag my ass across the grass.

PixeLs 08-15-2005 06:33 PM
This thread is looking for a more serious answer lol

Spunky 08-15-2005 06:36 PM
I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper

L0rdJuni0r 08-15-2005 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vicd
standing with my eyes closed

if you close your eyes, how do you know when your ass is clean??

L0rdJuni0r 08-15-2005 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bringer
i just drag my ass across the grass.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

StatsJunky 08-15-2005 06:42 PM
Better question would be what have you used when you run out of TP?

MaLil 08-15-2005 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spunky
I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper
If you don't know the name, you don't deserve to use it. :winkwink:
Oh, and thanks for the shirt!

Trixie 08-15-2005 07:00 PM
I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.

Wiggles 08-15-2005 07:53 PM
i stand, the reach around feels really wierd.

Hustlin Entertainment 08-15-2005 07:55 PM
my girl does it for me..

reed_4 08-15-2005 08:52 PM
i smell shit all over this thread. lol

porn-dog 08-15-2005 09:03 PM
Wipe your ass?? Isn't that what underwear is for??


LOL

PenisFace 08-15-2005 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie
I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.
Hahaha omfg I cant stop laughing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 08-15-2005 10:03 PM
I pull a goatse so I don't have to wipe.

Paraskass 08-15-2005 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan
I usually do either cartwheels, or jump rope whilst wiping my ass!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 08-15-2005 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tanker
my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 08-15-2005 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nofx
I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 08-15-2005 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie
I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 08-15-2005 10:06 PM
I add peanut butter to the mix and have my dog lick my ass clean.

Spankys Teens 08-15-2005 10:18 PM
i use one of those high pressure water hoses...it can tickle from time to time :)

The Sultan Of Smut 08-15-2005 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire
wiping is for whimps
I agree. If you're sitting while taking a shit then you're a pussy whipped loser :321GFY


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