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The Adult Broker · 08-15-2005, 04:06 PM

ok this was just too weird that I had to post it.... actual Zombies... I am ready for the big screen movie of this one!

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

After Shock Media · 08-15-2005, 04:07 PM

Wasnt this on some fake news site around the time of christ?

Dirty Dane · 08-15-2005, 04:11 PM

You don't need to go that far from gfy to see zombies.

LauraLee · 08-15-2005, 04:14 PM

err, wtf!!

NoCarrier · 08-15-2005, 04:19 PM

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

Claim: The BBC reported an outbreak of "zombism" in a Cambodian town.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection."

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

[Rest of article here.]

Origins: Despite its April 1 date, and its non-appearance on a real news site, a spoof article about an outbreak of "zombism" spread through the bites of infected mosquitoes in Cambodia so successfully imitated the style of the BBC's web site that it continues to be circulated by readers wondering about its authenticity. (The page's HTML code reveals that it was created by modifying a real BBC article about Syrian troops withdrawing from Lebanon, which is why most of the ancillary links in the spoof page's sidebar refer to Syria and Lebanon even though the 'Zombies' article mentions neither of those countries.)

The article is just an April Fools' joke, and the picture of the "canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits" is a cropped version of an art exhibit photograph created years before the 1 April 2005 date of the putative "zombie" news story.

Last updated: 19 May 2005

Brad Mitchell · 08-15-2005, 04:20 PM

LOL. I like zombie movies, you had my attention for a minute

Brad

rickholio · 08-15-2005, 04:20 PM

The Adult Broker · 08-15-2005, 04:26 PM

LMAO. Anyone has a bridge to sell me?

JuiceMonkey · 08-15-2005, 04:32 PM

yeah sounds like bullshit

WWC-DonMike · 08-15-2005, 05:09 PM

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And if islands cause the silence
Who are we mistaking
But you see it's not me
It's not my family
In your head in your head
They are fighting

With their tanks and their bombs
and their bombs and their guns
In your head in your head they are crying...........

Chorus:
In your head...
In your head...
Zombie zombie zombie
What's in your head...
In your head...
Zombie, zombie, zombie

Varius · 08-15-2005, 05:12 PM

Here's a classic movie, where the methods of Zombifying make a lot of sense and are probably based on as many real facts as you can get on this subject:

tristan_D · 08-15-2005, 05:14 PM

that's one scary shit. reminds me of Resident Evil.

Theo · 08-15-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

LMAO. Anyone has a bridge to sell me?

KB can do that

Greg B · 08-15-2005, 05:24 PM

I'm ROFL!

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 06:42 PM

Damn, that's weird; those mosquitos must be studied.

jas_01 · 08-15-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

LOL. I like zombie movies, you had my attention for a minute

same here.. too good to be true! haha

yeah the serpent and the rainbow is a good one..

but the romero films are the best..

night of the living dead
dawn of the dead(the original)
day of the dead... whats the new one called?

and dont get me started on the italian exploitation zombie films..

reed_4 · 08-15-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-DonMike

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And if islands cause the silence
Who are we mistaking
But you see it's not me
It's not my family
In your head in your head
They are fighting

With their tanks and their bombs
and their bombs and their guns
In your head in your head they are crying...........

Chorus:
In your head...
In your head...
Zombie zombie zombie
What's in your head...
In your head...
Zombie, zombie, zombie

okay, i am singing that song too.

08-15-2005, 04:06 PM	#1
The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	Zombie alert! People coming back to life...weird shit... ok this was just too weird that I had to post it.... actual Zombies... I am ready for the big screen movie of this one! Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.? Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792

08-15-2005, 04:07 PM	#2
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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp Claim: The BBC reported an outbreak of "zombism" in a Cambodian town. Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005] There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection." Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. [Rest of article here.] Origins: Despite its April 1 date, and its non-appearance on a real news site, a spoof article about an outbreak of "zombism" spread through the bites of infected mosquitoes in Cambodia so successfully imitated the style of the BBC's web site that it continues to be circulated by readers wondering about its authenticity. (The page's HTML code reveals that it was created by modifying a real BBC article about Syrian troops withdrawing from Lebanon, which is why most of the ancillary links in the spoof page's sidebar refer to Syria and Lebanon even though the 'Zombies' article mentions neither of those countries.) The article is just an April Fools' joke, and the picture of the "canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits" is a cropped version of an art exhibit photograph created years before the 1 April 2005 date of the putative "zombie" news story. Last updated: 19 May 2005 __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 08-15-2005 at 04:20 PM..

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