Zombie alert! People coming back to life...weird shit...
 

ok this was just too weird that I had to post it.... actual Zombies... I am ready for the big screen movie of this one!


Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Wasnt this on some fake news site around the time of christ?

You don't need to go that far from gfy to see zombies. :1orglaugh

err, wtf!!

http://porn-sex-list.com/jeez.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

Claim: The BBC reported an outbreak of "zombism" in a Cambodian town.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection."

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

[Rest of article here.]

Origins: Despite its April 1 date, and its non-appearance on a real news site, a spoof article about an outbreak of "zombism" spread through the bites of infected mosquitoes in Cambodia so successfully imitated the style of the BBC's web site that it continues to be circulated by readers wondering about its authenticity. (The page's HTML code reveals that it was created by modifying a real BBC article about Syrian troops withdrawing from Lebanon, which is why most of the ancillary links in the spoof page's sidebar refer to Syria and Lebanon even though the 'Zombies' article mentions neither of those countries.)

The article is just an April Fools' joke, and the picture of the "canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits" is a cropped version of an art exhibit photograph created years before the 1 April 2005 date of the putative "zombie" news story.

Last updated: 19 May 2005

LOL. I like zombie movies, you had my attention for a minute :)

Brad

LMAO. Anyone has a bridge to sell me? :1orglaugh

yeah sounds like bullshit

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And if islands cause the silence
Who are we mistaking
But you see it's not me
It's not my family
In your head in your head
They are fighting

With their tanks and their bombs
and their bombs and their guns
In your head in your head they are crying...........

Chorus:
In your head...
In your head...
Zombie zombie zombie
What's in your head...
In your head...
Zombie, zombie, zombie

Here's a classic movie, where the methods of Zombifying make a lot of sense and are probably based on as many real facts as you can get on this subject:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

that's one scary shit. reminds me of Resident Evil.

KB can do that

I'm ROFL!

Damn, that's weird; those mosquitos must be studied.

same here.. too good to be true! haha

yeah the serpent and the rainbow is a good one..

but the romero films are the best..

night of the living dead
dawn of the dead(the original)
day of the dead... whats the new one called?

and dont get me started on the italian exploitation zombie films.. :ugone2far

okay, i am singing that song too. :thumbsup