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GTS Mark · 02-08-2002, 04:08 PM

Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

DH

Jakke PNG · 02-08-2002, 04:24 PM

HEhe.. those are true. But if you use those you probably get slapped in the face, hence you're not a good advertiser (unless you look like brad pitt and smell nice)

Cheshire · 02-08-2002, 04:27 PM

You're at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You take her home and show her how fantastic you are in bed, and the next day she tells all her friends. That's Pubic Advertising.

Cyndalie · 02-08-2002, 04:34 PM

You're at an Internet cafe and you see a gorgeous girl. She is searching in Yahoo for "fantastic in bed". Your website pops up number one and you walk up to her and say "You've found me". That's SE Marketing

doh!

Roberto · 02-08-2002, 05:46 PM

You tag all women's bathrooms doors with "I'm fantastic in bed, call me at xxxxxxxx" that's guerrilla marketing

kmanrox · 02-08-2002, 05:54 PM

you guys are killin me!! hahahaha

Mike Semen · 02-08-2002, 06:20 PM

HMMM.

When I was in Lagos a coupla years back I asked one of the locals why all the men piss in the street in brroad daylight.

He told me it pays to advertise.

Paul -C- · 02-08-2002, 07:24 PM

A gorgeous girl is surfing the net and accidentally ends up at your porn site. Your site auto downloads a dialer which is called "RunmetoseehowfantasticIaminbed.exe". That's CJ marketing.

corvette · 02-08-2002, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cyndalie
You're at an Internet cafe and you see a gorgeous girl. She is searching in Yahoo for "fantastic in bed". Your website pops up number one and you walk up to her and say "You've found me". That's SE Marketing

HAHAHAHA

neewwman · 02-08-2002, 10:00 PM

You open a mysterious website called whosfantasticinbed.com with a message board where people speculate who it might be. That's "buzz"

Fro · 02-08-2002, 10:09 PM

Quote:

You're at an Internet cafe and you see a gorgeous girl. She is searching in Yahoo for "fantastic in bed". Your website pops up number one and you walk up to her and say "You've found me". That's SE Marketing

Now that was good!

Exxxotica · 02-08-2002, 10:54 PM

So when I post that Im great in Bed at Ivillage, is it SPAM?

http://boards2.ivillage.com/messages...dsex31/21.html

02-08-2002, 04:08 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Marketing 101 Marketing 101 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. DH

02-08-2002, 04:24 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	HEhe.. those are true. But if you use those you probably get slapped in the face, hence you're not a good advertiser (unless you look like brad pitt and smell nice) __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-08-2002, 04:34 PM	#4
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	You're at an Internet cafe and you see a gorgeous girl. She is searching in Yahoo for "fantastic in bed". Your website pops up number one and you walk up to her and say "You've found me". That's SE Marketing doh! __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

02-08-2002, 05:54 PM	#6
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02-08-2002, 06:20 PM	#7
Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	HMMM. When I was in Lagos a coupla years back I asked one of the locals why all the men piss in the street in brroad daylight. He told me it pays to advertise. __________________ ICQ 1454 81 522 \|

02-08-2002, 04:27 PM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	You're at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You take her home and show her how fantastic you are in bed, and the next day she tells all her friends. That's Pubic Advertising.

02-08-2002, 05:46 PM	#5
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	You tag all women's bathrooms doors with "I'm fantastic in bed, call me at xxxxxxxx" that's guerrilla marketing

02-08-2002, 07:24 PM	#8
Paul -C- Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,255	A gorgeous girl is surfing the net and accidentally ends up at your porn site. Your site auto downloads a dialer which is called "RunmetoseehowfantasticIaminbed.exe". That's CJ marketing.

02-08-2002, 10:00 PM	#10
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02-08-2002, 10:54 PM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	So when I post that Im great in Bed at Ivillage, is it SPAM? http://boards2.ivillage.com/messages...dsex31/21.html Last edited by Exxxotica; 02-08-2002 at 11:02 PM..