Marketing 101
 

Marketing 101


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

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DH

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HEhe.. those are true. But if you use those you probably get slapped in the face, hence you're not a good advertiser (unless you look like brad pitt and smell nice)

You're at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You take her home and show her how fantastic you are in bed, and the next day she tells all her friends. That's Pubic Advertising.

You're at an Internet cafe and you see a gorgeous girl. She is searching in Yahoo for "fantastic in bed". Your website pops up number one and you walk up to her and say "You've found me". That's SE Marketing



doh!:winkwink:

You tag all women's bathrooms doors with "I'm fantastic in bed, call me at xxxxxxxx" that's guerrilla marketing

you guys are killin me!! hahahaha

HMMM.

When I was in Lagos a coupla years back I asked one of the locals why all the men piss in the street in brroad daylight.

He told me it pays to advertise.

A gorgeous girl is surfing the net and accidentally ends up at your porn site. Your site auto downloads a dialer which is called "RunmetoseehowfantasticIaminbed.exe". That's CJ marketing.

HAHAHAHA

You open a mysterious website called whosfantasticinbed.com with a message board where people speculate who it might be. That's "buzz"

Now that was good!:thumbsup

So when I post that Im great in Bed at Ivillage, is it SPAM?


http://boards2.ivillage.com/messages...dsex31/21.html