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Get · 08-13-2005, 11:42 PM

Hello:

I am in need for some quick cash as I need to make ends meet next month before I start my new job. I'm not asking for hand outs - I want to WORK for you, as your private GFY whore for one whole month.

This is what I offer and guarantee:

1. No money upfront for you. I get paid in full at the end of the 30 days. If I don't "deliver" *everything* I claim in the next sections - you pay me NOTHING. No risk of being ripped off to you.

2. I agree to post NO LESS than 6,000 posts on GFY in 30 days.

3. I agree to post mostly meaningful posts related to the thread I am posting in. I will only post a small amount of "filler posts" with some stupid "congratulations" or "thumbs up" here and there.

4. I will not use post-bots of ANY kind. All posts will be made by me personally (too much spare time I guess...)

5. I will put ANYTHING YOU WANT in my sig for those 30 days.

All I want for this service is $1000 - payable at the end of the 30 days. This means you pay only 16 cents per post!

I can start right away. We can also work out a customized deal. I can do more than 6000 posts - let's talk about the price!

Hit me up - ICQ 300703404.

Thanks!

NaughtyRob · 08-13-2005, 11:45 PM

I hate to tell you this, but for 6,000 posts in a month you should be banned.

BradM · 08-13-2005, 11:46 PM

A new nick... wow why am I not suprised people are getting this lazy?

JuiceMonkey · 08-13-2005, 11:51 PM

wow.. just wow

CaptainHowdy · 08-13-2005, 11:52 PM

Holly · 08-13-2005, 11:54 PM

I'll pay $2000 for someone to hunt him down and kill him before this ever starts.

Jace · 08-13-2005, 11:54 PM

that is just a little bit of a higher price that most of the reputable people get for their sigs, what makes you special?

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-13-2005, 11:55 PM

wow, i just don't know what to think about this

bringer · 08-13-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I'll pay $2000 for someone to hunt him down and kill him before this ever starts.

problem solved, i called his mom and she took away his computer. can i have the $2k?

Holly · 08-14-2005, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

problem solved, i called his mom and she took away his computer. can i have the $2k?

That's not a kill. I might still give it to you though, depending on how naked you're willing to get.

bringer · 08-14-2005, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

That's not a kill. I might still give it to you though, depending on how naked you're willing to get.

riddler · 08-14-2005, 12:03 AM

jesus h. christ on a rubber crutch..

boner 2.0 · 08-14-2005, 12:20 AM

painful butt sex

BAKO · 08-14-2005, 12:21 AM

Get a life bro or get a job

BAKO · 08-14-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Get

Hello:

I am in need for some quick cash as I need to make ends meet next month before I start my new job. I'm not asking for hand outs - I want to WORK for you, as your private GFY whore for one whole month.

This is what I offer and guarantee:

1. No money upfront for you. I get paid in full at the end of the 30 days. If I don't "deliver" *everything* I claim in the next sections - you pay me NOTHING. No risk of being ripped off to you.

2. I agree to post NO LESS than 6,000 posts on GFY in 30 days.

3. I agree to post mostly meaningful posts related to the thread I am posting in. I will only post a small amount of "filler posts" with some stupid "congratulations" or "thumbs up" here and there.

4. I will not use post-bots of ANY kind. All posts will be made by me personally (too much spare time I guess...)

5. I will put ANYTHING YOU WANT in my sig for those 30 days.

All I want for this service is $1000 - payable at the end of the 30 days. This means you pay only 16 cents per post!

I can start right away. We can also work out a customized deal. I can do more than 6000 posts - let's talk about the price!

Hit me up - ICQ 300703404.

Thanks!

Ill cash you out

Realpascal · 08-14-2005, 12:43 AM

I cannot understand people want to sigwhore for some cash..

Furious_Female · 08-14-2005, 12:55 AM

*SiGH*

see sigmond

gecko · 08-14-2005, 01:32 AM

6K posts in 1 month? Good lord

SmutGiant · 08-14-2005, 02:07 AM

If it took you an average of two minutes to make each post you're only making $5 per hour. You'd be better off working at McDonalds.

Manowar · 08-14-2005, 02:13 AM

Makingcoin · 08-14-2005, 02:16 AM

Realpascal is that you?

woj · 08-14-2005, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Get

3. I agree to post mostly meaningful posts related to the thread I am posting in. I will only post a small amount of "filler posts" with some stupid "congratulations" or "thumbs up" here and there.

I don't think gfy gets 6k meaningful posts total per month

Realpascal · 08-14-2005, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Realpascal is that you?

Nope. I wouldn't need a month to do that.. That can be done within 4 days..

polish_aristocrat · 08-14-2005, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

Nope. I wouldn't need a month to do that.. That can be done within 4 days..

mikeyddddd · 08-14-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant

If it took you an average of two minutes to make each post you're only making $5 per hour. You'd be better off working at McDonalds.

But, you'd have to pass a drug test at McDonalds.

sonofsam · 08-14-2005, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

I don't think gfy gets 6k meaningful posts total per month

i'd hit it

Rui · 08-14-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Get

2. I agree to post NO LESS than 6,000 posts on GFY in 30 days.

3. I agree to post mostly meaningful posts related to the thread I am posting in. I will only post a small amount of "filler posts" with some stupid "congratulations" or "thumbs up" here and there.

don't know if you noticed but those 2 guidelines arent compatible

200 meaningful posts per day...

gangbangjoe · 08-14-2005, 05:17 AM

team clickcash fired your ass?

jimthefiend · 08-14-2005, 05:19 AM

Has it really gotten this bad?

E.Kant · 08-14-2005, 05:24 AM

6,000 posts ??

However I think 16cents a posts is still quite much.
And since everyone around knows that you are just whoring around the sig space won't have that much value than if a 'famous' guy would take over the posting without annoucnicng it.

Good Luck anyways

wjxxx · 08-14-2005, 05:31 AM

I heard Wall Mart is hiring

sickbeatz · 08-14-2005, 05:39 AM

You'd make more money asking for change outside of 7-11

This kid belongs in a group home

Corleone · 08-14-2005, 05:47 AM

:/ .. new biz idea?

mikeyddddd · 08-14-2005, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx

I heard Wall Mart is hiring

Drug test required -

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

You'd make more money asking for change outside of 7-11

No drug test required -

And he could do this, too.

Funky Bastard · 08-14-2005, 05:56 AM

I'll give you $10,00 paypal?

mardigras · 08-14-2005, 05:57 AM

You can come give me a hummer every morning for 30 days and if you're any good at the end of the month I'll toss you a couple of Franklins

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