30-day GFY WHORE for HIRE! CHEAP!
 

Hello:

I am in need for some quick cash as I need to make ends meet next month before I start my new job. I'm not asking for hand outs - I want to WORK for you, as your private GFY whore for one whole month.

This is what I offer and guarantee:

1. No money upfront for you. I get paid in full at the end of the 30 days. If I don't "deliver" *everything* I claim in the next sections - you pay me NOTHING. No risk of being ripped off to you.

2. I agree to post NO LESS than 6,000 posts on GFY in 30 days.

3. I agree to post mostly meaningful posts related to the thread I am posting in. I will only post a small amount of "filler posts" with some stupid "congratulations" or "thumbs up" here and there.

4. I will not use post-bots of ANY kind. All posts will be made by me personally (too much spare time I guess...)

5. I will put ANYTHING YOU WANT in my sig for those 30 days.

All I want for this service is $1000 - payable at the end of the 30 days. This means you pay only 16 cents per post!

I can start right away. We can also work out a customized deal. I can do more than 6000 posts - let's talk about the price!

Hit me up - ICQ 300703404.

Thanks!

I hate to tell you this, but for 6,000 posts in a month you should be banned.
:upsidedow

A new nick... wow why am I not suprised people are getting this lazy?

wow.. just wow

:uhoh ...

I'll pay $2000 for someone to hunt him down and kill him before this ever starts.

that is just a little bit of a higher price that most of the reputable people get for their sigs, what makes you special?

wow, i just don't know what to think about this

problem solved, i called his mom and she took away his computer. can i have the $2k?

That's not a kill. I might still give it to you though, depending on how naked you're willing to get.

:wetkiss

jesus h. christ on a rubber crutch..

painful butt sex :evil-laug

Get a life bro or get a job

Ill cash you out

I cannot understand people want to sigwhore for some cash.. :upsidedow

*SiGH* :uhoh see sigmond

6K posts in 1 month? Good lord

If it took you an average of two minutes to make each post you're only making $5 per hour. You'd be better off working at McDonalds. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Realpascal is that you?

I don't think gfy gets 6k meaningful posts total per month :1orglaugh

Nope. I wouldn't need a month to do that.. That can be done within 4 days..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But, you'd have to pass a drug test at McDonalds.

i'd hit it

don't know if you noticed but those 2 guidelines arent compatible :2 cents:

200 meaningful posts per day... :1orglaugh

team clickcash fired your ass?

Has it really gotten this bad?

6,000 posts ??

However I think 16cents a posts is still quite much.
And since everyone around knows that you are just whoring around the sig space won't have that much value than if a 'famous' guy would take over the posting without annoucnicng it.

Good Luck anyways :)

I heard Wall Mart is hiring

You'd make more money asking for change outside of 7-11

This kid belongs in a group home

:/ .. new biz idea?

Drug test required - :(

No drug test required - :thumbsup

And he could do this, too.

I'll give you $10,00 paypal?

You can come give me a hummer every morning for 30 days and if you're any good at the end of the month I'll toss you a couple of Franklins :upsidedow