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Major (Tom) · 08-12-2005, 11:48 PM

The thing is thowing its chirps like shaggy from scooby doo when he threw his voice from that big vase. Im looking all over for the thing. I cant sleep and im about to go postal. suggestions?

Duke

Major (Tom) · 08-12-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

The thing is thowing its chirps like shaggy from scooby doo when he threw his voice from that big vase. Im looking all over for the thing. I cant sleep and im about to go postal. suggestions?

Duke

We could possibly be looking at a conspiracy. 2 or more of these bastards running around. I have a hard hat with a light on like a freaking coal miner.

Duke

Rob · 08-12-2005, 11:54 PM

Throw a bunch of Larege Mouth Bass into your front yard. They love crickets!

Warren · 08-12-2005, 11:56 PM

Sorry to hear that Duke, We had the same problem last week with those noisy little shits here too, our cat went up into the tree the noice was comming from and I have not heard them since.

Major (Tom) · 08-13-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

Sorry to hear that Duke, We had the same problem last week with those noisy little shits here too, our cat went up into the tree the noice was comming from and I have not heard them since.

I hate crickets... I feel like bill murray in caddy shack now.
Duke

Warren · 08-13-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I hate crickets... I feel like bill murray in caddy shack now.
Duke

SteveLightspeed · 08-13-2005, 12:15 AM

Wish upon a star?

colpanic · 08-13-2005, 12:20 AM

I suggest a shotgun... hear a chirp.. shoot.

OY · 08-13-2005, 01:08 AM

Turn on some sprinklers....

facialfreak · 08-13-2005, 01:09 AM

C4 will take care of crickets ... fast and foolproof!

smack · 08-13-2005, 01:14 AM

get yourself a gecko and let it loose in your house. you will never have another bug problem ever.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-13-2005, 01:16 AM

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Thechad · 08-13-2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

get yourself a gecko and let it loose in your house. you will never have another bug problem ever.

Watching Fraiser are you?

I had one a week ago and the damn cat just sat on her chair and slept, didn't phase her at all. I tore the kitchen apart and found it after 3 hours. It died slowly.

After it was gone it was all to quiet in the house and I kind of missed it. (J/K)

seattle · 08-13-2005, 01:22 AM

a cricket couldn't keep my ass awake.. shit cars honking on the freeway barely wake me up... its a mindset. Try to capture quality recordings of it next time.. it'll hush up instantly. haha

VeriSexy · 08-13-2005, 02:21 AM

Close the window???

VicD · 08-13-2005, 02:24 AM

shoot 'em with a slingshot

SinisterStudios · 08-13-2005, 04:36 AM

I see you got my present

Pete-KT · 08-13-2005, 04:39 AM

You can buy a spray from the hardware store and it will make them go away they dont like the smell from it or some shit like that Duke

tungsten · 08-13-2005, 05:00 AM

they are annoying as hell, i hear ya

Antonio · 08-13-2005, 05:25 AM

thanks god that's one thing that I don't have in my house, during the summer I think I have more than 100 different insects flying in and out

sharpx9 · 08-13-2005, 05:32 AM

move out of BFE.

grumpy · 08-13-2005, 05:36 AM

gasoline and a lighter will do the trick.

NickRac · 08-13-2005, 05:41 AM

detonate a nuclear war head anythwere within 25 miles of it

08-12-2005, 11:48 PM	#1
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