whats the quickest way to catch a cricket keeping you up?
 

The thing is thowing its chirps like shaggy from scooby doo when he threw his voice from that big vase. Im looking all over for the thing. I cant sleep and im about to go postal. suggestions?

Duke

We could possibly be looking at a conspiracy. 2 or more of these bastards running around. I have a hard hat with a light on like a freaking coal miner.

Duke

Throw a bunch of Larege Mouth Bass into your front yard. They love crickets! :thumbsup

Sorry to hear that Duke, We had the same problem last week with those noisy little shits here too, our cat went up into the tree the noice was comming from and I have not heard them since.

I hate crickets... I feel like bill murray in caddy shack now.
Duke

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wish upon a star?

I suggest a shotgun... hear a chirp.. shoot.

Turn on some sprinklers....

C4 will take care of crickets ... fast and foolproof! :thumbsup

get yourself a gecko and let it loose in your house. you will never have another bug problem ever.

I hate to advocate the home use of thermal nuclear weapons, but a man has to sleep damn it...

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Watching Fraiser are you?

I had one a week ago and the damn cat just sat on her chair and slept, didn't phase her at all. I tore the kitchen apart and found it after 3 hours. It died slowly.

After it was gone it was all to quiet in the house and I kind of missed it. (J/K)

other sides of the fence and fertilizer
 

a cricket couldn't keep my ass awake.. shit cars honking on the freeway barely wake me up... its a mindset. Try to capture quality recordings of it next time.. it'll hush up instantly. haha

Close the window??? :2 cents:

shoot 'em with a slingshot

I see you got my present

You can buy a spray from the hardware store and it will make them go away they dont like the smell from it or some shit like that Duke

they are annoying as hell, i hear ya

thanks god that's one thing that I don't have in my house, during the summer I think I have more than 100 different insects flying in and out

move out of BFE.

gasoline and a lighter will do the trick.

detonate a nuclear war head anythwere within 25 miles of it