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02-04-2002, 05:41 PM
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Essay help!!
Hey,
If you are good at essays and are willing to help me out plz say so. I need to write two essays as a prerequisite for University... Can you help me with proof reading and shit like that ... Anyone? BTW if anyone posts: Ha you are just a kid... Then I will snap cause I applied to Schulich @ York in Toronto which is the best business university in canada! |
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02-04-2002, 05:43 PM
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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Limit it to 5 paragraphs..
1st paragraph, state your thesis, next 3 paragraphs, prove your thesis with supporting fact. then conclude with summary & closing argument. This is the standard format. |
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02-04-2002, 05:49 PM
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:D thanx buddy
I know how to write an essay... I just need help on some improvements.. Its supposed to show that you are a good person for the position ...  What I really need is a general statement for my intro... The essay is about my most substantial accomplishment. limit is 250 words so the intro should be a sentence or two.. I need something catchy about achievement in general... Plz....  |
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02-04-2002, 05:52 PM
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How soon do you need it? I can fix it up for you for $25 to $50 a page depending on what kind of work it needs.
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02-04-2002, 05:53 PM
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I need one sentence...
Two at max... |
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02-04-2002, 05:54 PM
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aka K-Man
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aaayyy esssayy whassup holmes? whatchu tinkin B?? ahh shit holmes..... i tink yer talin bout a different essay and shit holmes....
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02-04-2002, 05:55 PM
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thanx for trying loko but i need a different essay
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02-04-2002, 05:57 PM
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$25 to $50 will get you that one sentence plus a thorough edit. It's a bargain really, when you consider the costs of not getting into a decent school.
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02-04-2002, 06:00 PM
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 Ever hear of just helping someone out? If not then  |
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02-04-2002, 06:05 PM
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Quality costs money. Flip burgers for all I care, I was just trying to help.
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02-04-2002, 06:15 PM
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anyone else who can suggest a good intro S E N T E N C E on the topic of : achievement  |
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02-04-2002, 06:27 PM
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If you are going to college and this presents a problem for you then you better get used to buying papers.
Really, you need to seek the help of an education professional you have had an affiliation with in the past (i.e. a teacher or guidance counselor).
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02-04-2002, 06:29 PM
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Holy shit!
I am not a dumbass I just need a creative intro sentence... cant think of one.. |
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02-04-2002, 06:30 PM
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i can write you an essay !
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02-04-2002, 06:31 PM
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Sasush always comes through
 But sorry buddy i need someone smart...  |
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02-04-2002, 06:33 PM
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Achievement is the number one reason for human evolution. Failure being second. Failure when combined with the enduring human spirit drives us to achieve.
Then you could say something like...more to the point, GFY is the number one reason for human evolution. In my failure to think of an original thesis for my acceptance essay, I achieved in duping one of the over achieving webmasters at GFY do my thinking for me. And then in the last part add...In closing I like to say that though I may not be what the average person would call an "Achiever" I do however have a resource that puts me in touch with many who are..and they would like to relay a message to you..."GO FUCK YOURSELF!" I know its a little more eloquent than what your looking for...but heck you could probably really use the very first part...I think they'd be happy to accept a student who's no opposed to failing...
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02-04-2002, 06:49 PM
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02-04-2002, 06:52 PM
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Sure what do you need gimme specifics...
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02-04-2002, 06:56 PM
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I'm doing my draft now on paper ill post what I have so far and what I need tommorrow...
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02-04-2002, 07:05 PM
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Dude,
Try http://www.admissionsessays.com I found out about them when my cousin was applying for her Masters. Awesome service. Top Notch editorial team.
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02-04-2002, 07:23 PM
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02-04-2002, 07:26 PM
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02-04-2002, 07:29 PM
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Seems like they have their own affiliate program. Wow! I wonder how much it pays out...
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02-04-2002, 07:33 PM
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02-04-2002, 11:47 PM
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Hey let's make a deal. I'll give you a nice introductory paragraph as long as you footnote it with my name in the bibliography.
Deal? Nz |
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02-05-2002, 12:05 AM
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I'm just taking a stab here but what about:
"Achievement is daring to take that first step, or a different path. It is the decision to place your dreams above your fears." |
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02-05-2002, 12:31 AM
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which IS the best business university in canada but then again, what do i know? i'm just a degenerate, lazy, absinthe addicted art school graduate  |
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02-05-2002, 12:37 AM
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There's tons of essay sites out there to help you.
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02-05-2002, 06:52 AM
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02-05-2002, 07:09 AM
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There ya go, that'll make any examiner sit up and take notice 
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02-05-2002, 07:24 AM
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02-06-2002, 06:11 AM
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02-06-2002, 01:13 PM
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Za Ha,write your own essay!
  we people have other promblems to take care of. You can buy an essay online for 60$ at http://netessays.com/ .. GOOD LUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!   |
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02-06-2002, 01:25 PM
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Signed up to the board just for this thread.
Za Ha - your kidding yourself if you think that York is the best of anything except for maybe the best building at impersonating a school - but hey - since you need help writing a sentence I'm sure you'll fit right in. |
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02-06-2002, 01:57 PM
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You ARE just a kid warez webmaster though.
It may be a good quality place but seeing as how you've only applied that means shit. I can apply to Osama State Terrorist School but it doesn't mean I'm gonna get in. You can't write a few sentences without help? Hah... stick to the Junior School remedial class. |
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02-06-2002, 02:05 PM
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Zaha , going to University and he can't write a sentence....
GOOD LUCK !  You need serious |
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02-06-2002, 03:53 PM
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I have an above 90% average in a school which is recognized as one of Toronto's top Catholic high schools. 90% = Full academic scholarship + residence + food + transportation. What have you achieved? |
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02-06-2002, 04:20 PM
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02-06-2002, 05:38 PM
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Wow I am actually impressed.
I am always shocked when someone studies language cause its soooooo hard. However, criticizing someone you don't know only on the premise that they are younger then you doesnt mean that they are not smarter or brighter then you. So what that I run a warez site? It's not illegal cause it has no content (CJ). I make enough cash from it. Once I start a tgp site then maybe ill get some respect... until let the flamming continue... Well thanx for nothing though I guess ill have to write it myself. |
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02-06-2002, 11:09 PM
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Write the essay first and then go back and do the intro. After all the intro is really away of saying 'this is what the following essay is going to tell you'. How can you know that before you write it?
Plus, when I am on word 1101 of a 1500 essay it is a comforting thought that I still haven't done the intro or the conclusion. That I can pad them out to make up the wording. On college application essays: Always somehow use the essay to say how important getting into that particular school is to you. Don't make it too pathetic but when I was applying to University back in the states ( I went to Northeastern in Boston before moving to the UK..almost *finally finished*) I did that and got accepted into all of the schools to which I applied. On the other hand, if you have the grades a slightly wonky essay isn't going to keep you out. Essays..get use to them. I have been writing two a month for 5 years now. Have a 18,000 word project to look forward to next year.
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02-06-2002, 11:31 PM
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Well, this coed down the hallway tried that website for her law school admission. She was pretty damned happy considering that the LSAT , or whatever test you need to take to get into US law schools, really freaked her out. She apparently dug the way the site worked.
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02-06-2002, 11:35 PM
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link... think you could talk the coed into posing for us...
we'll pay American Dollars =) |
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02-06-2002, 11:39 PM
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She IS a hottie. Unfortunately, she comes from old money and does not need money... Does the last name Vanderbilt sound familiar? I always thought they made cheezy jeans from the 70's Andy Warhold style. Anyway, she's down to earth, just very driven...law school applicant, etc.
Definitely nice to look at. Quote:
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