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SteveLightspeed · 08-10-2005, 01:41 AM

What does a woman have to do in bed to achieve "freak" status? This should be good coming from a bunch of jadaed porn types...

Let's hear your definition.

Mine? She suggests anal sex on your first date.

martyVP · 08-10-2005, 01:44 AM

ass to mouth on the first date.

WarChild · 08-10-2005, 01:45 AM

She's willing to do Sleazy Dream without any money involved.

alias · 08-10-2005, 01:46 AM

This thread is subconsciously about Steve Lightspeed's mother.

reed_4 · 08-10-2005, 01:47 AM

anal sex on a first date would be exciting for me too.
...i want some cum swallowing on first date.

tresisa · 08-10-2005, 01:52 AM

i suggest...gang bang

xNetworx · 08-10-2005, 01:53 AM

She can be submissive and let you do freaky shit to her (facials, anal, etc.). That would make her a freak if she likes it and gets off on being used like a cock mitten. I'd prefer that over some chick that wants to take control and "do things" to me. The sign on my ass says "do not enter".

sonofsam · 08-10-2005, 01:54 AM

god damn that sig is hypnotizing

tristan_D · 08-10-2005, 01:55 AM

erotic asphyxiation.

JFK · 08-10-2005, 01:55 AM

lets skip dinner, I just want to blow you

SteveLightspeed · 08-10-2005, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

lets skip dinner, I just want to blow you

"nutricious and delicious!"

NaughtyRob · 08-10-2005, 02:00 AM

She swallows the cum.

SteveLightspeed · 08-10-2005, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer

She swallows the cum.

...out of another woman's pussy, then maybe....

SteveLightspeed · 08-10-2005, 02:13 AM

A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what's wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him because he was just too kinky for her.
"What a coincidence!" exclamimed the woman. "My boyfriend just left me for the same reason."
The two decided to go back to her place. The woman disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ballgag in hand only to see the man about to leave.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "I thought you were kinky."
"I am," he replied. "I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse. I'm done!"

Love Sex · 08-10-2005, 02:24 AM

I dont think a chick suggesting or having sex on a first date is a freak. Thats a good start.

Love Sex · 08-10-2005, 02:27 AM

oh thats a good one.

08-10-2005, 01:41 AM	#1
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08-10-2005, 02:13 AM	#14
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what's wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him because he was just too kinky for her. "What a coincidence!" exclamimed the woman. "My boyfriend just left me for the same reason." The two decided to go back to her place. The woman disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ballgag in hand only to see the man about to leave. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I thought you were kinky." "I am," he replied. "I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse. I'm done!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

08-10-2005, 02:24 AM	#15
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	I dont think a chick suggesting or having sex on a first date is a freak. Thats a good start.

08-10-2005, 02:27 AM	#16
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	oh thats a good one.