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SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 01:41 AM

Lady in the street but a freak in the bed
 
What does a woman have to do in bed to achieve "freak" status? This should be good coming from a bunch of jadaed porn types...

Let's hear your definition.

Mine? She suggests anal sex on your first date.

martyVP 08-10-2005 01:44 AM

ass to mouth on the first date.

WarChild 08-10-2005 01:45 AM

She's willing to do Sleazy Dream without any money involved.

alias 08-10-2005 01:46 AM

This thread is subconsciously about Steve Lightspeed's mother. :2 cents: :disgust

reed_4 08-10-2005 01:47 AM

anal sex on a first date would be exciting for me too.
...i want some cum swallowing on first date.

tresisa 08-10-2005 01:52 AM

i suggest...gang bang :thumbsup :thumbsup

xNetworx 08-10-2005 01:53 AM

She can be submissive and let you do freaky shit to her (facials, anal, etc.). That would make her a freak if she likes it and gets off on being used like a cock mitten. I'd prefer that over some chick that wants to take control and "do things" to me. The sign on my ass says "do not enter".

sonofsam 08-10-2005 01:54 AM

god damn that sig is hypnotizing

tristan_D 08-10-2005 01:55 AM

erotic asphyxiation.

JFK 08-10-2005 01:55 AM

lets skip dinner, I just want to blow you :thumbsup

SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
lets skip dinner, I just want to blow you :thumbsup

"nutricious and delicious!"

NaughtyRob 08-10-2005 02:00 AM

She swallows the cum.

SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
She swallows the cum.

...out of another woman's pussy, then maybe....

SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 02:13 AM

A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what's wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him because he was just too kinky for her.
"What a coincidence!" exclamimed the woman. "My boyfriend just left me for the same reason."
The two decided to go back to her place. The woman disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ballgag in hand only to see the man about to leave.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "I thought you were kinky."
"I am," he replied. "I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse. I'm done!"

Love Sex 08-10-2005 02:24 AM

I dont think a chick suggesting or having sex on a first date is a freak. Thats a good start.

Love Sex 08-10-2005 02:27 AM

oh thats a good one.


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