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tical · 08-03-2005, 08:30 PM

lets hear em

sonofsam · 08-03-2005, 08:32 PM

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

the black ones try and take your watch

KingK7 · 08-03-2005, 08:35 PM

Q: What do you call the first black Vice President?

A: A n1gger

Q: What do you call the first black man in space?

A: A n1gger

escorpio · 08-03-2005, 08:35 PM

Priest and a rabbi are watching a Little League game. The priest says "I sure would like to fuck one of those little boys!"
"Out of what?", replied the rabbi.

KingK7 · 08-03-2005, 08:36 PM

Q: What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?

A: He drowns

Rob · 08-03-2005, 08:37 PM

Why did God give Mexicans noses?

So they have something to pick in the off season.

KingK7 · 08-03-2005, 08:38 PM

My favorites:

Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with two black eyes?
A: Nuttin', I already told that bitch TWICE!

Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?
A: The fucking dishes, if she knows whats GOOD for her.

fris · 08-03-2005, 08:40 PM

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

Ecksent · 08-03-2005, 08:45 PM

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane for a living?

A pilot, you racist fucker!!!!

sonofsam · 08-03-2005, 08:47 PM

i think a lot of people know a lot of good ones but are afraid to post them in fear of being labelled a racist.. its all in good fun, i'm persian and i love hearing FOB jokes

so don't hold back and share

SinSational · 08-03-2005, 08:47 PM

what did the black kid get on his SAT's?

barbeque sauce

Rob · 08-03-2005, 08:47 PM

****WARNING!!! THESE ARE THE TWO MOST HORRIBLE JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE WAY I THINK OR FEEL, I AM MERELY A PORTAL.****

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim

Q: What's the hardest part in eating a bald pussy?
A: Getting the diaper off

No lie, my friend once told the first one at someone's engagment party in front of the women! The room was dead silent.

Rob · 08-03-2005, 08:48 PM

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A: A pizza can feed a family of 5.

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is black.

tical · 08-03-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is black.

hahaha I love the save!

reed_4 · 08-03-2005, 08:50 PM

What do you call a nigga on a bike.
A THEIF!!!

tical · 08-03-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7

Q: What do you call the first black Vice President?

A: A n1gger

Q: What do you call the first black man in space?

A: A n1gger

hahahahahahahaha this one rocks

Spunky · 08-03-2005, 08:54 PM

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy! -

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

escorpio · 08-03-2005, 08:55 PM

What does a black kid get for Xmas?

Your bike.

escorpio · 08-03-2005, 08:58 PM

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?

They're n1ggers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read?

They're n1ggers.

escorpio · 08-03-2005, 08:59 PM

What do you say to a Mexican in uniform?

Big Mac and a large coke, please.

sonofsam · 08-03-2005, 09:00 PM

What do you do when your tv gets up in the middle of the night and starts flying away?

"DROP IT NIGGA"

Holly · 08-03-2005, 09:01 PM

What did the Chinese couple name their mentally retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong

Holly · 08-03-2005, 09:05 PM

What's six miles long and goes four miles per hour?

A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

I have no idea, but it can sure pick lettuce.

Holly · 08-03-2005, 09:06 PM

What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Puerto Rican?

A superintendent who thinks he owns the building.

PixeLs · 08-03-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

What did the Chinese couple name their mentally retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong

Ain't really racism but funny.

tungsten · 08-04-2005, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

classic

Damian_Maxcash · 08-04-2005, 12:10 AM

Why dont blacks ski?

Thier lips explode at 20 thousand feet.

Why do blacks have wide brimmed hats?

It stops the birds shitting on thier lips.

je_rome · 08-04-2005, 12:52 AM

lol! you guys are so mean! but i must admit they all made me laugh. lol

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:10 AM

How do you keep negros out of your front yard?

You hang one in your back yard

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:11 AM

What do you call a negro in a suit and tie?

Defendant.

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:13 AM

what do you call a bus full of negro's going off a cliff?

A waste of a bus.

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:15 AM

why do negros cry during sex?

The mace is burning their eyes.

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:18 AM

What is a negro?

Proof that skunks screw monkeys

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:23 AM

how do you stop a negro from drowning?

Take your foot off of his head

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 01:25 AM

Why do negros always have sex on their minds?

Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.

Damian_Maxcash · 08-04-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontrealPimp

Why do negros always have sex on their minds?
Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.

Its a thin line.

davis · 08-04-2005, 01:55 AM

sooo wrong.

MontrealPimp · 08-04-2005, 02:00 AM

u know u cracked up when reading those, comon....

bbe · 08-04-2005, 04:16 AM

Q. A n1gger and three monkeys are sitting in a tree....Whats the n1ggger?
A. Branch Manager

Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Father's Day in Harlem

Q. Why don't hahahahahahas and indians intermarry?
A. Because their kids would be too lazy to steal

Q. Whats the difference between a n1gger and a large pizza?
A. The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. What do you call a thousand n1gger at the bottom of the sea?
A. good start.

Q. How do you starve a n1gger ?
A. Hide his welfare check under his workboots

Q. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A. pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven

Q. How do you fit 6 million jews in a car?
A. 2 in front, 3 in back, and the rest in the ashtray

krazyone · 08-04-2005, 04:43 AM

What do you call a hahahahahaha on water ski's?

A top water jig!!!

krazyone · 08-04-2005, 04:45 AM

Why don't hahahahahahas go square dancing?

Evertime they hear hoe down the think someone shot their sister.

escorpio · 08-04-2005, 05:13 AM

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-nine year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Herb Kornfield · 08-04-2005, 05:17 AM

If the world was a jacket where would all the brothers live?

In the hood

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 08-04-2005, 06:32 AM

How do you stop 4 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.

Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
Because it may be your bike.
Why do you throw a rock at a N1gger on a bike?
Because it may be your n1gger.

So 2 pedophiles are at the beach, and the one pedophile says to the other pedophile
"Hey you! Get outta my son!"(son-sun)

What do you call 50 n1ggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.

Why don't hahahahahahas celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism.

Drake · 08-04-2005, 06:57 AM

I'm curious. Whenever you come across a 'racist jokes' section online, you'll find the majority to be racist toward Blacks.

I've often wondered if this is a indices of the level of discrimination that Blacks face compared to other racial groups. In other words, more jokes are created about them because of an abundance of negative stereotypes prepetuated over time, and thus they're the easiest targets.

Spankys Teens · 08-04-2005, 07:10 AM

I would have to agree Mike33....in europe majority is jew pranks and against moslims
i guess it depends where you're at and what kind of sterotypes you have.
I do have to say some where funny and i had tears in my eyes...some were just plain cruel.

nico-t · 08-04-2005, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontrealPimp

Why do negros always have sex on their minds?

Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.

Damian_Maxcash · 08-04-2005, 07:33 AM

and here is all time favorite.

Why did God give blacks rhythm?

'Cause he fucked up thier hair......

Fucking gets me every time

Metalsound · 08-04-2005, 11:36 AM

Pretty funny !!

tristan_D · 08-04-2005, 08:13 PM

you guys are very good at this. LOL

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,976	What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit? How do you know when you're in a gay church? Only half the congregation kneels to pray! What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? May I push your stool in? What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence. A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers" How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit! Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?" How do you fit three gays on one barstool? Turn it upside-down! What do you call a ship full of fags? The navy! - What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,370	What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're n1ggers. Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? They're n1ggers. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,370	What do you say to a Mexican in uniform? Big Mac and a large coke, please. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	What do you call a negro in a suit and tie? Defendant.

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	what do you call a bus full of negro's going off a cliff? A waste of a bus.

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	why do negros cry during sex? The mace is burning their eyes.

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	What is a negro? Proof that skunks screw monkeys

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	how do you stop a negro from drowning? Take your foot off of his head

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MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	Why do negros always have sex on their minds? Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.

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bbe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 110	Q. A n1gger and three monkeys are sitting in a tree....Whats the n1ggger? A. Branch Manager Q. What is the definition of confusion? A. Father's Day in Harlem Q. Why don't hahahahahahas and indians intermarry? A. Because their kids would be too lazy to steal Q. Whats the difference between a n1gger and a large pizza? A. The pizza can feed a family of four. Q. What do you call a thousand n1gger at the bottom of the sea? A. good start. Q. How do you starve a n1gger ? A. Hide his welfare check under his workboots Q. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven Q. How do you fit 6 million jews in a car? A. 2 in front, 3 in back, and the rest in the ashtray Last edited by bbe; 08-04-2005 at 04:18 AM..

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