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My favorites:
Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with two black eyes?
A: Nuttin', I already told that bitch TWICE!
Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?
A: The fucking dishes, if she knows whats GOOD for her.Comment
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
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what did the black kid get on his SAT's?
barbeque sauce
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****WARNING!!! THESE ARE THE TWO MOST HORRIBLE JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE WAY I THINK OR FEEL, I AM MERELY A PORTAL.****
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim
Q: What's the hardest part in eating a bald pussy?
A: Getting the diaper off
No lie, my friend once told the first one at someone's engagment party in front of the women! The room was dead silent.

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What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"
How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!
What do you call a ship full of fags?
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What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?Comment
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What's six miles long and goes four miles per hour?
A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I have no idea, but it can sure pick lettuce.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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Originally posted by HollyWhat did the Chinese couple name their mentally retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong
Ain't really racism but funny.Comment
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classicOriginally posted by frisWhat do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

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Why dont blacks ski?
Thier lips explode at 20 thousand feet.
Why do blacks have wide brimmed hats?
It stops the birds shitting on thier lips.Comment
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lol! you guys are so mean! but i must admit they all made me laugh. lolComment
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Its a thin line.Originally posted by MontrealPimpWhy do negros always have sex on their minds?
Because of the Pubic hair on their heads.Comment
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Q. A n1gger and three monkeys are sitting in a tree....Whats the n1ggger?
A. Branch Manager
Q. What is the definition of confusion?
A. Father's Day in Harlem
Q. Why don't hahahahahahas and indians intermarry?
A. Because their kids would be too lazy to steal
Q. Whats the difference between a n1gger and a large pizza?
A. The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q. What do you call a thousand n1gger at the bottom of the sea?
A. good start.
Q. How do you starve a n1gger ?
A. Hide his welfare check under his workboots
Q. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A. pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven
Q. How do you fit 6 million jews in a car?
A. 2 in front, 3 in back, and the rest in the ashtrayLast edited by bbe; 08-04-2005, 03:18 AM.Comment
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What do you call a hahahahahaha on water ski's?
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Why don't hahahahahahas go square dancing?
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How do you stop 4 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
Because it may be your bike.
Why do you throw a rock at a N1gger on a bike?
Because it may be your n1gger.
So 2 pedophiles are at the beach, and the one pedophile says to the other pedophile
"Hey you! Get outta my son!"(son-sun)
What do you call 50 n1ggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.
Why don't hahahahahahas celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism.Comment
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I'm curious. Whenever you come across a 'racist jokes' section online, you'll find the majority to be racist toward Blacks.
I've often wondered if this is a indices of the level of discrimination that Blacks face compared to other racial groups. In other words, more jokes are created about them because of an abundance of negative stereotypes prepetuated over time, and thus they're the easiest targets.Comment
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I would have to agree Mike33....in europe majority is jew pranks and against moslims
i guess it depends where you're at and what kind of sterotypes you have.
I do have to say some where funny and i had tears in my eyes...some were just plain cruel.Comment
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and here is all time favorite.
Why did God give blacks rhythm?
'Cause he fucked up thier hair......
Fucking gets me every timeComment
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