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spacedog · 02-04-2002, 10:23 PM

can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?

fever · 02-04-2002, 10:27 PM

I dont think thats possible. But what are you going to use the pic for?

spacedog · 02-04-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fever
I dont think thats possible. But what are you going to use the pic for?

Leak it to newsgroups..

AaronM · 02-04-2002, 10:30 PM

Actually, this is vey possible. No problem at all.

spacedog · 02-04-2002, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Actually, this is vey possible. No problem at all.

would you care to enlighten me my buddy?

kmanrox · 02-04-2002, 10:36 PM

actually, im dying to hear this one too, Aaron, a standalone picture clickable?

i'm pretty certain it is impossible, but by all means....

AaronM · 02-04-2002, 10:43 PM

I really should not let the cat out of the bag yet but since you asked and I am sure that he will want your business....

At this time there is only one program capable of performing the miracle that you are asking about. Boneprone is getting ready to release "*Jesus Image Clicker 1.0" in about one more week.

The program is designed to do what you want plus a shitload more. I am really not at liberty to discuss anything else about the program at this time so I will have to direct all questions to Boneprone. His ICQ is: 66883099

I believe the release of the program is set for next Monday. Watch for the new thread for ALL of the details.

*Jesus Image Clicker is a registered trademark of the Boneprone Family. Patent pending

kmanrox · 02-04-2002, 10:45 PM

thank you aaron for this plethora of knowledge you bring to the table....

spacedog · 02-04-2002, 10:52 PM

Damn funny...lol

AaronM · 02-04-2002, 10:53 PM

You people always laugh at the Jesus programs but they bring in mad cash.

jimmyf · 02-04-2002, 11:42 PM

There is a program and it has nothing to do with any Jesus.

optikalz · 02-05-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?

Spacedog,

Here's how you do it

1) Build a flash file using the still graphic you want clickable
2) activate hyperlink in flash behind graphic so the graphic is clickable
3) Save as .swf file -- depending on the newsbrowser of the user, it may be viewable without having to d/l any macromedia files

If you find this useful, do me a favor and put a link to my free tgp submitter on all your webmaster resource pages. Thanks!

redshift · 02-05-2002, 12:51 AM

ay spacedog is this what you want???

http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.jpeg

you have to have access to the server conf files to do this thou

looks real enough dont it hahahah

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-05-2002, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
ay spacedog is this what you want???

http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.jpeg

HOLY FUCK BATMAN !!! He's done it !!
Hmmm

redshift · 02-05-2002, 12:56 AM

hmm this brings up some interesting ideas!

like stickin a little some advert on the bottom saying click this pic to see her get ...

wonder how tgp owners would feel about it?

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2002, 01:05 AM

You just opened a whole freakin' barrel of worms.

redshift · 02-05-2002, 01:09 AM

I like this one better
http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.gofuckyourself

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2002, 01:16 AM

clever.... but I don't think that's gonna help space much....

redshift · 02-05-2002, 01:25 AM

well he could make a post with one regular jpg
and then list maybe 5 of these type links below

But the BW bill would be HUGE

Your right it's not what he's wanting
but it was as close as I could get

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2002, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
well he could make a post with one regular jpg
and then list maybe 5 of these type links below

But the BW bill would be HUGE

Your right it's not what he's wanting
but it was as close as I could get

Nah, he lives on freeservers anyway.... but it'd only be a matter of a few minutes before the reviewers caught the trick and banned him forever.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-05-2002, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
hmm this brings up some interesting ideas!

like stickin a little some advert on the bottom saying click this pic to see her get ...

wonder how tgp owners would feel about it?

We've just invented TGP3 !!!

redshift · 02-05-2002, 01:47 AM

hehe Im gonna bust off one of my unused domains and see what happens.

let's see how many tgp's I can get blacklisted on

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-05-2002, 01:51 AM

you'd prolly get right past the ones that are checked by scripts

redshift · 02-05-2002, 02:02 AM

I bet all the TGP owners are reading this saying to themselves
"he better not submit that shit me"

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-05-2002, 02:04 AM

Bwahahahaaa

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Nah, he lives on freeservers anyway.... .

Not really true anymore...
I have 2 sites on real hosts now..

There's some interesting ideas floating around here...
I'm experimenting right now with fucking around the images source code to see if it's possible..
The goal for me is for the jpg or gif to remain as a clickable link after it is downloaded onto the users harddrive..

pr0view · 02-05-2002, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

The goal for me is for the jpg or gif to remain as a clickable link after it is downloaded onto the users harddrive..

this is impossible... you need either html source OR a properly-configured httpd behind the image to do that... once you save it as JPG, it's just JPG...

Za Ha · 02-05-2002, 08:58 AM

Actually this will not go past scripts....
cause they check if the pictures work and if they are over 20k or so...

But what you are doing is making a very small file with a picture on it...

But great idea!

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 08:59 AM

Maybe I can do it via .swf with out the .swf extension showing & have .jpg show as the extension instead, but .swf would dramatically increase the file size..

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2002, 08:59 AM

Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2002, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?

http://www.xxxsyndicate.com/test.jpg

I don't think you can do it any other 'easy' way

mika · 02-05-2002, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!

Yes. He's skyrocketing. Last week he cant find a decent free host for his website, next week he runs his own.
That's what I call business instinct

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!

We will be taking signups real soon , after all the servers & scripts are tested & properly configured..

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2002, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Yes. He's skyrocketing. Last week he cant find a decent free host for his website, next week he runs his own.
That's what I call business instinct

Atleast the man has spirit, dunno if it pays off

mika · 02-05-2002, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

We will be taking signups real soon , after all the servers & scripts are tested & properly configured..

Sign me up. Now that you know how to check server stats - I'm game!

Jakke PNG · 02-05-2002, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

http://www.xxxsyndicate.com/test.jpg

I don't think you can do it any other 'easy' way

...and that doesn't work on opera nor netscape

Besides it's a HTML page. I should read more carefully, if I was a surfer I wouldn't know 5 day trials must be cancelled.

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika

Sign me up. Now that you know how to check server stats - I'm game!

Good thing it's my partner that does the server admin & script installations..
Me, I'm just the webmaster & marketer..

mika · 02-05-2002, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

Good thing it's my partner that does the server admin & script installations..

Any chance you might wanna tell who the partner is.. Just curious.

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 09:26 AM

He don't post on the BBS , but he's a Canadian & he knows his shit when it comes to server admin, scripts & software, etc..but he don't know much about being a webmaster , so we teamed up..
He can do all the server config, setup, maintenance, etc;
& I do the website & promotion & site maintenance, pages, etc..

Pornwolf · 02-05-2002, 10:23 AM

Alright Spacedog! There's a lotta support for you on GFY!

pr0view · 02-05-2002, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
but he don't know much about being a webmaster , so we teamed up..

and he definitely teamed up with someone who knows about "that webmaster thing"...

btw, whose money are on the line? his?

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0view

and he definitely teamed up with someone who knows about "that webmaster thing"...

btw, whose money are on the line? his?

Remember my post way back , "Webmaster for hire"...
That's how this project began.. I was given an offer..
We discussed some things & after discussion decided to team up..
Yes, he is the one investing capital for the scripts, software & dedicated servers...

AaronM · 02-05-2002, 11:08 AM

You people are WAY off base from the real solution. Just be patient, the new program comes out in less than a week.

spacedog · 02-05-2002, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
You people are WAY off base from the real solution. Just be patient, the new program comes out in less than a week.

Just make sure I am the first to get that gamma copy..

02-04-2002, 10:23 PM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	clickable images??? can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image? like just the image without being on an html page?

02-04-2002, 10:36 PM	#6
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02-04-2002, 10:45 PM	#8
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	thank you aaron for this plethora of knowledge you bring to the table.... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-04-2002, 11:42 PM	#11
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02-05-2002, 01:25 AM	#19
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	well he could make a post with one regular jpg and then list maybe 5 of these type links below But the BW bill would be HUGE Your right it's not what he's wanting but it was as close as I could get Last edited by redshift; 02-05-2002 at 01:27 AM..

02-04-2002, 10:27 PM	#2
fever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	I dont think thats possible. But what are you going to use the pic for?

02-04-2002, 10:30 PM	#4
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Actually, this is vey possible. No problem at all.

02-04-2002, 10:43 PM	#7
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I really should not let the cat out of the bag yet but since you asked and I am sure that he will want your business.... At this time there is only one program capable of performing the miracle that you are asking about. Boneprone is getting ready to release "Jesus Image Clicker 1.0" in about one more week. The program is designed to do what you want plus a shitload more. I am really not at liberty to discuss anything else about the program at this time so I will have to direct all questions to Boneprone. His ICQ is: 66883099 I believe the release of the program is set for next Monday. Watch for the new thread for ALL of the details. Jesus Image Clicker is a registered trademark of the Boneprone Family. Patent pending

02-04-2002, 10:52 PM	#9
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Damn funny...lol

02-04-2002, 10:53 PM	#10
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	You people always laugh at the Jesus programs but they bring in mad cash.

02-05-2002, 12:51 AM	#13
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	ay spacedog is this what you want??? http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.jpeg you have to have access to the server conf files to do this thou looks real enough dont it hahahah

02-05-2002, 12:56 AM	#15
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	hmm this brings up some interesting ideas! like stickin a little some advert on the bottom saying click this pic to see her get ... wonder how tgp owners would feel about it?

02-05-2002, 01:05 AM	#16
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	You just opened a whole freakin' barrel of worms.

02-05-2002, 01:09 AM	#17
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I like this one better http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.gofuckyourself

02-05-2002, 01:16 AM	#18
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	clever.... but I don't think that's gonna help space much....

02-05-2002, 01:47 AM	#22
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	hehe Im gonna bust off one of my unused domains and see what happens. let's see how many tgp's I can get blacklisted on Last edited by redshift; 02-05-2002 at 01:54 AM..

02-05-2002, 01:51 AM	#23
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	you'd prolly get right past the ones that are checked by scripts __________________

02-05-2002, 02:02 AM	#24
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I bet all the TGP owners are reading this saying to themselves "he better not submit that shit me"

02-05-2002, 02:04 AM	#25
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Bwahahahaaa __________________

02-05-2002, 08:58 AM	#28
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Actually this will not go past scripts.... cause they check if the pictures work and if they are over 20k or so... But what you are doing is making a very small file with a picture on it... But great idea!

02-05-2002, 08:59 AM	#29
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Maybe I can do it via .swf with out the .swf extension showing & have .jpg show as the extension instead, but .swf would dramatically increase the file size..

02-05-2002, 08:59 AM	#30
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?! __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-05-2002, 09:26 AM	#39
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	He don't post on the BBS , but he's a Canadian & he knows his shit when it comes to server admin, scripts & software, etc..but he don't know much about being a webmaster , so we teamed up.. He can do all the server config, setup, maintenance, etc; & I do the website & promotion & site maintenance, pages, etc..

02-05-2002, 10:23 AM	#40
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Alright Spacedog! There's a lotta support for you on GFY! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

02-05-2002, 11:08 AM	#43
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	You people are WAY off base from the real solution. Just be patient, the new program comes out in less than a week.