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spacedog 02-04-2002 10:23 PM

clickable images???
 
can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?

fever 02-04-2002 10:27 PM

I dont think thats possible. But what are you going to use the pic for?

spacedog 02-04-2002 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fever
I dont think thats possible. But what are you going to use the pic for?

Leak it to newsgroups..

AaronM 02-04-2002 10:30 PM

Actually, this is vey possible. No problem at all.

spacedog 02-04-2002 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Actually, this is vey possible. No problem at all.

would you care to enlighten me my buddy?

kmanrox 02-04-2002 10:36 PM

actually, im dying to hear this one too, Aaron, a standalone picture clickable?


i'm pretty certain it is impossible, but by all means....

AaronM 02-04-2002 10:43 PM

I really should not let the cat out of the bag yet but since you asked and I am sure that he will want your business....

At this time there is only one program capable of performing the miracle that you are asking about. Boneprone is getting ready to release "*Jesus Image Clicker 1.0" in about one more week.

The program is designed to do what you want plus a shitload more. I am really not at liberty to discuss anything else about the program at this time so I will have to direct all questions to Boneprone. His ICQ is: 66883099

I believe the release of the program is set for next Monday. Watch for the new thread for ALL of the details.

*Jesus Image Clicker is a registered trademark of the Boneprone Family. Patent pending

kmanrox 02-04-2002 10:45 PM

thank you aaron for this plethora of knowledge you bring to the table....

:NopeNope

spacedog 02-04-2002 10:52 PM

Damn funny...lol

AaronM 02-04-2002 10:53 PM

You people always laugh at the Jesus programs but they bring in mad cash.

jimmyf 02-04-2002 11:42 PM

There is a program and it has nothing to do with any Jesus.

optikalz 02-05-2002 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?

Spacedog,

Here's how you do it

1) Build a flash file using the still graphic you want clickable
2) activate hyperlink in flash behind graphic so the graphic is clickable
3) Save as .swf file -- depending on the newsbrowser of the user, it may be viewable without having to d/l any macromedia files

If you find this useful, do me a favor and put a link to my free tgp submitter on all your webmaster resource pages. Thanks!

redshift 02-05-2002 12:51 AM

ay spacedog is this what you want???

http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.jpeg

you have to have access to the server conf files to do this thou

looks real enough dont it hahahah

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-05-2002 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
ay spacedog is this what you want???

http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.jpeg


HOLY FUCK BATMAN !!! He's done it !!
Hmmm

redshift 02-05-2002 12:56 AM

hmm this brings up some interesting ideas!

like stickin a little some advert on the bottom saying click this pic to see her get ...

wonder how tgp owners would feel about it?

Amputate Your Head 02-05-2002 01:05 AM

You just opened a whole freakin' barrel of worms.

redshift 02-05-2002 01:09 AM

I like this one better
http://www.zd11.com/ls/pic01.gofuckyourself

Amputate Your Head 02-05-2002 01:16 AM

clever.... but I don't think that's gonna help space much.... :smokin

redshift 02-05-2002 01:25 AM

well he could make a post with one regular jpg
and then list maybe 5 of these type links below

But the BW bill would be HUGE


Your right it's not what he's wanting
but it was as close as I could get :rasta

Amputate Your Head 02-05-2002 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
well he could make a post with one regular jpg
and then list maybe 5 of these type links below

But the BW bill would be HUGE


Your right it's not what he's wanting
but it was as close as I could get :rasta

Nah, he lives on freeservers anyway.... but it'd only be a matter of a few minutes before the reviewers caught the trick and banned him forever. :smokin

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-05-2002 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
hmm this brings up some interesting ideas!

like stickin a little some advert on the bottom saying click this pic to see her get ...

wonder how tgp owners would feel about it?

We've just invented TGP3 !!! :thumbsup

redshift 02-05-2002 01:47 AM

hehe Im gonna bust off one of my unused domains and see what happens.

let's see how many tgp's I can get blacklisted on :)

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-05-2002 01:51 AM

you'd prolly get right past the ones that are checked by scripts :glugglug

redshift 02-05-2002 02:02 AM

I bet all the TGP owners are reading this saying to themselves
"he better not submit that shit me"

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-05-2002 02:04 AM

Bwahahahaaa

spacedog 02-05-2002 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Nah, he lives on freeservers anyway.... . :smokin


Not really true anymore...
I have 2 sites on real hosts now..


There's some interesting ideas floating around here...
I'm experimenting right now with fucking around the images source code to see if it's possible..
The goal for me is for the jpg or gif to remain as a clickable link after it is downloaded onto the users harddrive..

pr0view 02-05-2002 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

The goal for me is for the jpg or gif to remain as a clickable link after it is downloaded onto the users harddrive..

this is impossible... you need either html source OR a properly-configured httpd behind the image to do that... once you save it as JPG, it's just JPG...

Za Ha 02-05-2002 08:58 AM

Actually this will not go past scripts....
cause they check if the pictures work and if they are over 20k or so...

But what you are doing is making a very small file with a picture on it...

But great idea! :thumbsup

spacedog 02-05-2002 08:59 AM

Maybe I can do it via .swf with out the .swf extension showing & have .jpg show as the extension instead, but .swf would dramatically increase the file size..

Jakke PNG 02-05-2002 08:59 AM

Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!

Jakke PNG 02-05-2002 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
can you make an image clickable as a stand alone image?

like just the image without being on an html page?


http://www.xxxsyndicate.com/test.jpg


I don't think you can do it any other 'easy' way :(

mika 02-05-2002 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!
Yes. He's skyrocketing. Last week he cant find a decent free host for his website, next week he runs his own.
That's what I call business instinct

spacedog 02-05-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit spacedog, you opening a free host?!

We will be taking signups real soon , after all the servers & scripts are tested & properly configured..

Jakke PNG 02-05-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Yes. He's skyrocketing. Last week he cant find a decent free host for his website, next week he runs his own.
That's what I call business instinct
Atleast the man has spirit, dunno if it pays off :)

mika 02-05-2002 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog



We will be taking signups real soon , after all the servers & scripts are tested & properly configured..

Sign me up. Now that you know how to check server stats - I'm game!

Jakke PNG 02-05-2002 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather



http://www.xxxsyndicate.com/test.jpg


I don't think you can do it any other 'easy' way :(

...and that doesn't work on opera nor netscape :(
Besides it's a HTML page. I should read more carefully, if I was a surfer I wouldn't know 5 day trials must be cancelled.

spacedog 02-05-2002 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


Sign me up. Now that you know how to check server stats - I'm game!


Good thing it's my partner that does the server admin & script installations..
Me, I'm just the webmaster & marketer..

mika 02-05-2002 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

Good thing it's my partner that does the server admin & script installations..

Any chance you might wanna tell who the partner is.. Just curious.

spacedog 02-05-2002 09:26 AM

He don't post on the BBS , but he's a Canadian & he knows his shit when it comes to server admin, scripts & software, etc..but he don't know much about being a webmaster , so we teamed up..
He can do all the server config, setup, maintenance, etc;
& I do the website & promotion & site maintenance, pages, etc..

Pornwolf 02-05-2002 10:23 AM

Alright Spacedog! There's a lotta support for you on GFY!
:thumbsup

pr0view 02-05-2002 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
but he don't know much about being a webmaster , so we teamed up..
and he definitely teamed up with someone who knows about "that webmaster thing"...

btw, whose money are on the line? his? :1orglaugh

spacedog 02-05-2002 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0view


and he definitely teamed up with someone who knows about "that webmaster thing"...

btw, whose money are on the line? his? :1orglaugh


Remember my post way back , "Webmaster for hire"...
That's how this project began.. I was given an offer..
We discussed some things & after discussion decided to team up..
Yes, he is the one investing capital for the scripts, software & dedicated servers...

AaronM 02-05-2002 11:08 AM

You people are WAY off base from the real solution. Just be patient, the new program comes out in less than a week.

spacedog 02-05-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
You people are WAY off base from the real solution. Just be patient, the new program comes out in less than a week.

Just make sure I am the first to get that gamma copy..


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