if you HAD TO kill your entire immediate family, HOW would you ? - GoFuckYourself.com

nofx · 08-04-2005, 11:17 PM

a villain has a gun to your head and demanding you to kill your immediate family which is is front of you, how will you do it ?

you HAVE no other option but to kill them, having the villian kill you instead isnt an option.

would you kill them so they feel no pain? make it as fast and as painless as possible? kill them slowly?(you sick bastard)

who would you kill first? your wife? your children ?

smack · 08-04-2005, 11:18 PM

all of them?

do i get access to any special weapons like large military ordinance, or fertilizer bombs?

i would wanna get it all done with one fell swoop.

nofx · 08-04-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

all of them?

do i get access to any special weapons like large military ordinance, or fertilizer bombs?

i would wanna get it all done with one fell swoop.

yes ALL Of them

your ENTIRE immediate family

you get access to any weapon you desire and need to use to kill them however you choose

gun, knife, hacksaw, any amt of explosives, bowling ball, spoon , anything you need

smack · 08-04-2005, 11:21 PM

couple pounds of c4 should do the trick.

nofx · 08-04-2005, 11:23 PM

i would kill my mother first via multiple stab wounds to the face

then would be my father followed up by my brother who is in a wheelchair(easy kill)

smack · 08-04-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

followed up by my brother who is in a wheelchair(easy kill)

you could take him out Red Dragon style. duct tape him to the chair, set him on fire, and roll him into the police station.

nofx · 08-04-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

you could take him out Red Dragon style. duct tape him to the chair, set him on fire, and roll him into the police station.

or I could stuff his legless torso with a large amount of explosives with a remote detonator, wheel him into a police station and run out, while the cops are still trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, blow him the fuck up and kill alot of douche bag cops.

MrAwesome · 08-05-2005, 12:08 AM

twisted post, very twisted

MrAwesome · 08-05-2005, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

i would kill my mother first via multiple stab wounds to the face

then would be my father followed up by my brother who is in a wheelchair(easy kill)

naaaaaasty

dropped9 · 08-05-2005, 12:09 AM

you are a sick fucker.

SilverTab · 08-05-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

i would kill my mother first via multiple stab wounds to the face

then would be my father followed up by my brother who is in a wheelchair(easy kill)

tristan_D · 08-05-2005, 12:11 AM

reminds me of this incident in Nepal some years ago where the prince massacred the entire royal family. creepy.

Evil Doer · 08-05-2005, 12:24 AM

I would bunnyhop around my n00b mom, then knife her
..then I'd nade my dad

lol, what a sick thread

Radik · 08-05-2005, 12:30 AM

with a m203 because your a noob.

bhutocracy · 08-05-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Doer

I would bunnyhop around my n00b mom, then knife her
..then I'd nade my dad

lol, what a sick thread

remember to circle strafe.

Mr. Pat · 08-05-2005, 12:34 AM

the purpose of this post is what exactly?

nofx · 08-05-2005, 12:48 AM

just put the barrel of the shotgun up to your significant others forehead and pull the trigger

kerplow , next

Jakke PNG · 08-05-2005, 12:54 AM

My entire family is one person, my mom.
I'd probably hit her on the head with a blunt object, such as the non-sharp end of an axe.

PixeLs · 08-05-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Pat

the purpose of this post is what exactly?

A research on how a smart person reacts on an absolutely stupid situation.

Lensman · 08-05-2005, 01:06 AM

Is this thread really necessary?

08-04-2005, 11:17 PM	#1
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	if you HAD TO kill your entire immediate family, HOW would you ? a villain has a gun to your head and demanding you to kill your immediate family which is is front of you, how will you do it ? you HAVE no other option but to kill them, having the villian kill you instead isnt an option. would you kill them so they feel no pain? make it as fast and as painless as possible? kill them slowly?(you sick bastard) who would you kill first? your wife? your children ? __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. Last edited by nofx; 08-04-2005 at 11:18 PM..

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	i would kill my mother first via multiple stab wounds to the face then would be my father followed up by my brother who is in a wheelchair(easy kill) __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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08-05-2005, 12:48 AM	#17
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	just put the barrel of the shotgun up to your significant others forehead and pull the trigger kerplow , next __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

08-05-2005, 12:54 AM	#18
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My entire family is one person, my mom. I'd probably hit her on the head with a blunt object, such as the non-sharp end of an axe. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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