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pr0 · 02-04-2002, 03:58 PM

My girlfriend sent me this today....she's taking a Sociology course, & this is an actual paragraph from a 1950's Home-Ec book they had to read for some reason or another.

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How To Be a Good Wife
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking bout him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with alot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a life.
Clear away the clutter. Make on last trip through the main part of the house just before he arrives, gathering up school books, toys, papers, etc. Then, run a dust cloth over the tables. He will fell he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the kid's hands and faces, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Minimize the noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the kids to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.
Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take of his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing, and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other pleasant entertainment. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax.
The goal: try to make your home a place of peace and order where he can relax in body and spirit. "

I need a time machine & a bag of dank.......& i'd be in heaven.

[Labret] · 02-04-2002, 04:00 PM

Ahhhh those were the days.

RaGe · 02-04-2002, 04:03 PM

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Be a little gay and a little more interesting.

Yeah, a little threesome action would be relaxing..

^R3K^ · 02-04-2002, 04:04 PM

very cool, my wife does all of those things now.. whats the difference?

cool1 · 02-04-2002, 04:28 PM

I just read this to my wife and she told me to
"GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Roald · 02-04-2002, 04:29 PM

Good ol' days

Marcus · 02-04-2002, 08:11 PM

http://cartalk.cars.com/Mail/Haus/07-10-98-1.html

updated version at the bottom

pr0 · 02-04-2002, 08:14 PM

For those who dont like clicking links

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1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day becomes too hectic, just leave him a voice-mail message regarding where you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the Lancome counter on your way home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming irritated every time he belches at the table. (Don't forget to use his credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and let her know you'll need her for an extra day this week. Tell her that any miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children: Drop them off at Grandma's!

5. Minimize the noise: When he arrives at home remind him that the washer and garbage disposal are still not working properly and the noise is driving you crazy (but do this in a nice way and greet him with a warm smile...this way he might fix it faster).

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Simply remind him that the last one home does the cooking and the cleanup.

7. Make him comfortable: Remind him where he can find a warm, fuzzy blanket if he's cold. This will show you really care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word..

9. Make the evening his: A chance to get the washer and garbage disposal fixed.

10. The goal: To try to keep things amicable without reminding him that you make more money than he does.

hehe

katiepants · 02-04-2002, 08:26 PM

hahahaha thats hilarious

kmanrox · 02-04-2002, 09:06 PM

how depressing that the times have changed so much.... i always wondered why id get all pissy when i came home and the house was in disarray and my kids were dirty... apparently im OLD FASHIONED!!

well, minus the weed i smoke all the time and the transexuals i occasionally have sex with, oh and my occasional jungle fever..... shit, oh well, at least i'm partially old fashioned eh?

playa · 02-04-2002, 09:10 PM

my my have the tables done turn,,,

these days the men are doing the cooking and cleaning,,
WTF happen fellas??

i goto college and noticed that 85% are females,,,,

next thing is women will start making more money than males

whats next a women president??

bunky · 02-04-2002, 09:12 PM

WHY CANT IT BE LIKE THAT NOW?!?! mah GF's mom does all that shit and man IF i eat i have to cook and i work at 50+ hour week job.. cleaning is ½/½ half the time i do it the other half it doesnt get done.. but i love her so thats what matters right?

bunky

Tam · 02-04-2002, 09:48 PM

rotflmfao

If I did all that my husband would think I had totally gone mad and demand to have HIS wife back, or he'd think I fucked something up REAL bad.

We both work at home so everything here is split 50/50 in household stuff............ he does more than me actually, and has never cheated on me once in 19 years....... so I guess I do SOMETHING right......

Put a ribbon in my hair....... rotfl..... that's for pussies.

Sleepy · 02-04-2002, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by bunky
WHY CANT IT BE LIKE THAT NOW?!?! mah GF's mom does all that shit and man IF i eat i have to cook and i work at 50+ hour week job.. cleaning is ½/½ half the time i do it the other half it doesnt get done.. but i love her so thats what matters right?
bunky

My wife was like that.
Here are two possible remedies to the problem.

#1. Throw everything she owns in the friggin trash. That includes shoes, hats, clothes, makeup and any other shit that aggs ya. If dishes are a problem then throw em the fuck out.

OR

#2. Become a total and complete slob. Shit splatter the toilet as often as possible, leave trash on the floor, spill your ashtray and leave it there. At some point you will exceed her acceptable level of "gross" and she will clean.

If shes unaffected by #2 get the fuck out of there.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-04-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Tam

Put a ribbon in my hair....... rotfl..... that's for pussies.

You put ribbons in your pussy hair ???

This I gotta see ... send me a pic Hon :D

Tam · 02-04-2002, 10:18 PM

Be kinda hard, Hungry, I don't have any of that......... rotfl

UnseenWorld · 02-04-2002, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
ahh, the fifties, when women where barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and faggots where in the closet. ..

You can laugh, but in many ways it was a better time to be a child than since the sexual revolution. Most kids could count on a stay-at-home parent to be waiting for them, to try to ensure they weren't getting into trouble (getting pregnant, rolling drunks, burning down buildings, buying/selling/using drugs, etc.).

I don't recall my mom or any of my friends' moms being barefoot, and pregnancy then tended to be in the context of a family, whereas you can hardly take a bus ride nowadays without seeing a 16 year old girl with an 18 month old baby.

Come to think of it, you see a lot more barefoot females to day than you did then, too.

Rictor · 02-04-2002, 11:44 PM

I'll trade my wife for a 1950s wife.

Tam · 02-05-2002, 12:05 AM

unseenworld...... while we struggled financially, I have been a stay at home mom for nearly 9 years now and I wouldn't have it any other way..... I am so proud of my kids. NOT one is on drugs or pregnant, they are smart and respectful kids....... I am a firm believer in they are my kids and I will raise them. I once mentioned going and getting a job outside the home and they freaked... so I got a job AT home, and they are so much more well adjusted than alot of their friends with parents who work and are gone all the damn time........ We don't have the normal family in today's standards, but my kids are very well adjusted and I totally believe it's because I am always here for them.

Tam

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Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,507	rotflmfao If I did all that my husband would think I had totally gone mad and demand to have HIS wife back, or he'd think I fucked something up REAL bad. We both work at home so everything here is split 50/50 in household stuff............ he does more than me actually, and has never cheated on me once in 19 years....... so I guess I do SOMETHING right...... Put a ribbon in my hair....... rotfl..... that's for pussies. __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

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Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,507	unseenworld...... while we struggled financially, I have been a stay at home mom for nearly 9 years now and I wouldn't have it any other way..... I am so proud of my kids. NOT one is on drugs or pregnant, they are smart and respectful kids....... I am a firm believer in they are my kids and I will raise them. I once mentioned going and getting a job outside the home and they freaked... so I got a job AT home, and they are so much more well adjusted than alot of their friends with parents who work and are gone all the damn time........ We don't have the normal family in today's standards, but my kids are very well adjusted and I totally believe it's because I am always here for them. Tam __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!