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pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:08 PM

He was locked up in my basement.

boner 2.0 · 08-03-2005, 10:09 PM

I bring my chainsaw?

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by boner 2.0

I bring my chainsaw?

Yea bring it over....

I stuck a gun to his head earlier, & he was unable to turn the urine running down his leg into wine.

StickyGreen · 08-03-2005, 10:16 PM

fucking idiots...

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

fucking idiots...

awww, did i hurt your feelings sweetheart?

PixeLs · 08-03-2005, 10:17 PM

We're Cursed!

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

We're Cursed!

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:22 PM

Jesus knows all about this thread

TheGoldenChild · 08-03-2005, 10:22 PM

that's funny he changed my oil in La Mirada earlier
and he made it perfectly clear his name was pronounced
"HAY ZEUSS"

:-)

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Jesus know all about this thread

i'll make sure to repent....right after i get back from the titty club

High Quality · 08-03-2005, 10:23 PM

WTF, how did that fucker get out of my pants..

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

i'll make sure to repent....right after i get back from the titty club

He made all those titties for you. Give thanks

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

He made all those titties for you. Give thanks

I'm spiritual, & their might even be a "god". But i'm not buying some dude who allowed himself to be crucified by abunch of romans was the son of god.

Sorry, i know a little too much about history to buy it.

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by High Quality

WTF, how did that fucker get out of my pants..

He sent them back, said he had never had anything so tight in the crotch

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Sorry, i know a little too much about history to buy it.

Then you know why he did...

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Then you know why he did...

yea just like martyrs today blow themselves up in the name of allah

when you're going to die, its a natural instinct to say something profound

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

yea just like martyrs today blow themselves up in the name of allah

when you're going to die, its a natural instinct to say something profound

I'm often profound, Not dead yet

mrkris · 08-03-2005, 10:34 PM

I found jesus at http://www.loljesus.com

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

I found jesus at http://www.loljesus.com

Jesus has a sense of humor, his dad created you and allowed the creation of that site

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Jesus has a sense of humor, his dad created you and allowed the creation of that site

alright brainwashed bible thumper, go find another thread

mrkris · 08-03-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

alright brainwashed bible thumper, go find another thread

hahahahah bible thumpers make me chuckle ;)

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

alright brainwashed bible thumper, go find another thread

Not brainwashed, not a thumper but know what the book says.
What's wrong with this thread?

Furious_Female · 08-03-2005, 10:54 PM

Tell him I said hihi

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Tell him I said hihi

I'll tell him twice if ya want me to

pornguy · 08-03-2005, 11:01 PM

I knew it. I knew he was not lost again. the people that knock on my door every sunday will be so happy when I tell them!!!

Turboface · 08-03-2005, 11:33 PM

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 11:37 PM

Buddy Christ for President in 08'

tristan_D · 08-03-2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Buddy Christ for President in 08'

is this from a Kevin Smith movie Dogma? Love that movie.

aico · 08-03-2005, 11:57 PM

Jesus mows my lawn... does a damn good job of it too.

pr0 · 08-04-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

is this from a Kevin Smith movie Dogma? Love that movie.

yup...from dogma...buddy jesus

candyflip · 08-04-2005, 12:17 AM

reed_4 · 08-04-2005, 04:27 AM

you guys must be Satanists.

krazyone · 08-04-2005, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by High Quality

WTF, how did that fucker get out of my pants..

This quote reminds me of a shirt I use to have...
On the front it said "I think my name is God...."
On the back it said "Cause all she said last night was OH God , Oh God"

krazyone · 08-04-2005, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

fucking idiots...

Before you start thumping that Bible you should go to website that is not for webmasters of porn..

Digibucks · 08-04-2005, 06:54 AM

i work for adult but always believe......

dready · 08-04-2005, 07:35 AM

I love that T-Shirt... "Jesus is coming... Everyone look busy!"

pr0 · 08-04-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by reed_4

you guys must be Satanists.

yea i'm sure we're all satanist & not atheist

Manowar · 08-04-2005, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

fucking idiots...

jesus sucks

Mr. Pat · 08-04-2005, 07:54 AM

Tell jesus to return my porn tapes

Manowar · 08-04-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

pr0 · 08-04-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

jesus sucks

i'm pretty sure our modern day equivalent of jesus is david blane

High Quality · 08-04-2005, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

CDSmith · 08-04-2005, 08:01 AM

pr0 · 08-04-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

CS-Jay · 08-04-2005, 09:30 AM

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2005, 09:41 AM

saw him too yday he was pretty funny

pr0 · 08-04-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

saw him too yday he was pretty funny

damn pirates

Adultlexicon · 08-04-2005, 09:44 AM

simpleMe · 08-04-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

saw him too yday he was pretty funny

remembers me my grandma.. wend i was small she liked to watch with us that toon

DutchTeenCash · 08-04-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

damn pirates

saw that 50 times or so its SO funny

I mean nothing beats this but still its a close 2nd

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