Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 08-04-2005, 10:30 AM

New niche ????

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PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.

Oh well ...

Sosa · 08-04-2005, 10:32 AM

jesus, he was just a little fucked up

tenderobject · 08-04-2005, 10:32 AM

damn that sick!

p1mpdogg · 08-04-2005, 10:34 AM

thats awsome

bitches need to recognize that when a man wants to watch the boob tube, you dont give him bullshit stories about cuddling and crap like that.

word!

fight the power

StuartD · 08-04-2005, 10:35 AM

Guess he won't be able to watch much sports now huh?

dumb move.

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-04-2005, 10:36 AM

was that judge appointed by Bush?

The Stickman · 08-04-2005, 10:36 AM

That's frickin crazy!!!!

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right?

nap · 08-04-2005, 10:38 AM

Sounds like he belongs in Texas

LiveDose · 08-04-2005, 10:38 AM

"In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems."

This conclusion should be used more often in death penalty cases.

xxxdesign-net · 08-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Btw.. how many years did the woman that ran over her husband with a Mercedes got..?

LittleSassy · 08-04-2005, 10:44 AM

that's crazy...i guess he'll not gonna be able to watch sports for a long time....

Sparks · 08-04-2005, 10:47 AM

That's messed up

Doc911 · 08-04-2005, 10:47 AM

real americans do it doggy style so they can both watch football on tv

Scott McD · 08-04-2005, 10:50 AM

Damn, he could have at least asked her to wait till the commercials...

sickkittens · 08-04-2005, 10:51 AM

Someone just sent that to me. And I thought I took sports seriously at times.

HarrytheNazi · 08-04-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nap

Sounds like he belongs in Texas

...very offensive.

Rich · 08-04-2005, 11:51 AM

Justifiable homicide.

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-04-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman

That's frickin crazy!!!!

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right?

good call

2257-Ben · 08-04-2005, 02:34 PM

A whole new meaning to 'getting hammered'...

Downtime · 08-04-2005, 02:35 PM

that's insane lol

iwantchixx · 08-04-2005, 02:48 PM

holy fuck that's brutal. What's wrong with people these days?

zzgundamnzz · 08-04-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

New niche ????

Oh well ...

OMG read the rest...

"He left the bedroom after having sex with her, went into the kitchen and picked up a knife, some duct tape and a pair of scissors. He was annoyed at her attempt to 'cuddle' after sex and planned to kill her with the knife after muffling her expected screams with the tape.

"When the knife bent, Ms Noser lived 15 to 20 minutes and her face was basically unrecognisable from the hammer blows. She continued to moan for a period of time and the defendant continued to beat on her in an attempt to 'take off her face'," the judge said.

VeriSexy · 08-04-2005, 03:14 PM

That is one angry SOB

BellaSeaira · 08-04-2005, 03:19 PM

I guess I wont be pushing for any cuddling after sex!!

JuiceMonkey · 08-04-2005, 03:23 PM

and they say people are getting crazy...

tristan_D · 08-04-2005, 05:45 PM

no one should get in the way between a man and his TV

rickholio · 08-04-2005, 05:50 PM

Okay, this is a guy who obviously wanted his wife dead. I have serious doubts that the sports thing was anything more than just the 'trigger'.

Still, that's pretty fucked up. Not the most fuct up thing I've heard, mind, but still pretty fucked up.

Vitasoy · 08-04-2005, 06:03 PM

Holy crap.. That is fucked up

PixeLs · 08-04-2005, 06:07 PM

I think he wasn't satisfied with his last sexual encounter. It wasn't just about that TV show. ;)

BVF · 08-04-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman

That's frickin crazy!!!!

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right?

The last thing I want to do after sex is tickle a clit...and how in the hell can I watch tv if i'm tickling a clit?

sniperwolf · 08-04-2005, 06:29 PM

that's insane...any links to the story?

flashfire · 08-04-2005, 06:30 PM

I'm pretty excited that hockey is back too but hats going a little too far

directfiesta · 08-04-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sniperwolf

that's insane...any links to the story?

Google : Christoper Offord

http://www.emeraldcoast.com/specialo...e/offord1.html

BTW< this is a court transcript with DETAILS !!!! Pretty fucked up...

czarina · 08-04-2005, 06:35 PM

well, now he won't have anyone to bother him about cuddling after sex... where he's going, so he hopes!

Digibucks · 08-04-2005, 07:14 PM

people nowadays are getting more & more insane! HOLY cow...........

georgeyw · 08-04-2005, 07:18 PM

fuken hell - killing someone over wanting to watch the tv is fuked up but using a claw hammer to do it...psychoo

Spunky · 08-04-2005, 07:30 PM

So a backhand isn't good enough anymore?

reed_4 · 08-04-2005, 08:02 PM

the man really is crazy.

tungsten · 08-04-2005, 08:05 PM

thats retarted

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