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directfiesta 08-04-2005 10:30 AM

Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV
 
New niche ????

Quote:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.
Oh well ...

Sosa 08-04-2005 10:32 AM

jesus, he was just a little fucked up

tenderobject 08-04-2005 10:32 AM

damn that sick!

p1mpdogg 08-04-2005 10:34 AM

thats awsome

bitches need to recognize that when a man wants to watch the boob tube, you dont give him bullshit stories about cuddling and crap like that.

word!

fight the power

StuartD 08-04-2005 10:35 AM

Guess he won't be able to watch much sports now huh?

dumb move.

CheneyRumsfeld 08-04-2005 10:36 AM

was that judge appointed by Bush?

The Stickman 08-04-2005 10:36 AM

That's frickin crazy!!!! :helpme

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right? :1orglaugh

nap 08-04-2005 10:38 AM

Sounds like he belongs in Texas

LiveDose 08-04-2005 10:38 AM

"In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems."


This conclusion should be used more often in death penalty cases.

xxxdesign-net 08-04-2005 10:39 AM

Btw.. how many years did the woman that ran over her husband with a Mercedes got..?

LittleSassy 08-04-2005 10:44 AM

that's crazy...i guess he'll not gonna be able to watch sports for a long time....

Sparks 08-04-2005 10:47 AM

That's messed up

Doc911 08-04-2005 10:47 AM

real americans do it doggy style so they can both watch football on tv

Scott McD 08-04-2005 10:50 AM

Damn, he could have at least asked her to wait till the commercials...

sickkittens 08-04-2005 10:51 AM

Someone just sent that to me. And I thought I took sports seriously at times.

HarrytheNazi 08-04-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nap
Sounds like he belongs in Texas

...very offensive.
http://boifromtroy.com/archives/dont...th%20texas.jpg

Rich 08-04-2005 11:51 AM

Justifiable homicide.

Hollywood Horwitz 08-04-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stickman
That's frickin crazy!!!! :helpme

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right? :1orglaugh

good call
:1orglaugh

2257-Ben 08-04-2005 02:34 PM

A whole new meaning to 'getting hammered'...

Downtime 08-04-2005 02:35 PM

that's insane lol

iwantchixx 08-04-2005 02:48 PM

holy fuck that's brutal. What's wrong with people these days?

zzgundamnzz 08-04-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
New niche ????



Oh well ...

OMG read the rest...

"He left the bedroom after having sex with her, went into the kitchen and picked up a knife, some duct tape and a pair of scissors. He was annoyed at her attempt to 'cuddle' after sex and planned to kill her with the knife after muffling her expected screams with the tape.

"When the knife bent, Ms Noser lived 15 to 20 minutes and her face was basically unrecognisable from the hammer blows. She continued to moan for a period of time and the defendant continued to beat on her in an attempt to 'take off her face'," the judge said.

VeriSexy 08-04-2005 03:14 PM

That is one angry SOB :Oh crap

BellaSeaira 08-04-2005 03:19 PM

I guess I wont be pushing for any cuddling after sex!!

JuiceMonkey 08-04-2005 03:23 PM

and they say people are getting crazy...

tristan_D 08-04-2005 05:45 PM

no one should get in the way between a man and his TV

rickholio 08-04-2005 05:50 PM

Okay, this is a guy who obviously wanted his wife dead. I have serious doubts that the sports thing was anything more than just the 'trigger'.

Still, that's pretty fucked up. Not the most fuct up thing I've heard, mind, but still pretty fucked up. :disgust

Vitasoy 08-04-2005 06:03 PM

Holy crap.. That is fucked up

PixeLs 08-04-2005 06:07 PM

I think he wasn't satisfied with his last sexual encounter. It wasn't just about that TV show. ;)

BVF 08-04-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stickman
That's frickin crazy!!!! :helpme

The least he could have done was say, "Play with my balls while I watch Sportscenter and I will tickle you clit".

Thats a fair trade off right? :1orglaugh

The last thing I want to do after sex is tickle a clit...and how in the hell can I watch tv if i'm tickling a clit?

sniperwolf 08-04-2005 06:29 PM

that's insane...any links to the story?

flashfire 08-04-2005 06:30 PM

I'm pretty excited that hockey is back too but hats going a little too far

directfiesta 08-04-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniperwolf
that's insane...any links to the story?

Google : Christoper Offord

http://www.emeraldcoast.com/specialo...e/offord1.html

BTW< this is a court transcript with DETAILS !!!! Pretty fucked up...

czarina 08-04-2005 06:35 PM

well, now he won't have anyone to bother him about cuddling after sex... where he's going, so he hopes!

Digibucks 08-04-2005 07:14 PM

people nowadays are getting more & more insane! HOLY cow...........

georgeyw 08-04-2005 07:18 PM

fuken hell - killing someone over wanting to watch the tv is fuked up but using a claw hammer to do it...psychoo

Spunky 08-04-2005 07:30 PM

So a backhand isn't good enough anymore? :disgust

reed_4 08-04-2005 08:02 PM

the man really is crazy.

tungsten 08-04-2005 08:05 PM

thats retarted


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