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Old 08-03-2005, 12:53 PM   #1
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Why you don't have a girlfriend

http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:55 PM   #2
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I DON'T KNOW WHY@!!@ahh!@
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:57 PM   #3
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because it is cheaper to hire two maids and a gardener
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:58 PM   #4
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:59 PM   #5
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:07 PM   #6
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Their never satisfied that's why!
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:10 PM   #7
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my wife would be pissed lol
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:11 PM   #8
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The reason I don't have "A" girlfriend is that I have many.
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:14 PM   #9
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because it is cheaper to hire two maids and a gardener
This is true...
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:25 PM   #10
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I'm not adventurous enough.
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:26 PM   #11
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Because My wife would kill me????






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Old 08-03-2005, 01:29 PM   #12
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actually cheaper to hire two maids, a gardener, a driver, bodyguard and a hooker
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:33 PM   #13
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nice hair LOL reminds me of oceanblue (the band) though he looks nerd.
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:38 PM   #14
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hahahaha i love it
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:39 PM   #15
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Because I am an asshole. I don't need a website to tell me that.
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:46 PM   #16
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cause they never get to be girlfriends... just "close friends"
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:33 PM   #17
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who wants one? just too many for me to sleep with haha

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Old 08-03-2005, 03:45 PM   #18
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That article is hilarious
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:54 PM   #19
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Old 08-03-2005, 04:07 PM   #20
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cause they never get to be girlfriends... just "close friends"
Exactly! My thing is, I was so busy getting my business started I haven't had time to pursue anything serious. My focus has been else where. I have been getting little lonely as of late so i have been open to the whole girlfriend idea. I'm taking applications. There's this one chic who's about 7 years older than me (i'm 28 and she is 34) and it's apparent we are attracted to each other but she keeps worrying about age not to mention we have a mutual close friend that would flip out if she found out we were involved. Decisions Decisions....
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Old 08-03-2005, 05:41 PM   #21
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maybe because commitment is not just my thing.
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Old 08-03-2005, 07:57 PM   #22
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:11 PM   #23
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pretty cool link with pretty huge numbers..

I seea lot of married folks 'round hear huh!
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:20 PM   #24
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:21 PM   #25
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Why you don't have a girlfriend?
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