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Sly · 08-02-2005, 08:19 PM

I was looking through the local dating ads and found something very amusing. Most of the posts by females were quite selective in what they like in men. Good looking, good job, works out, into sports, funny, smart, etc. I proceeded to scroll down through the post to their picture. Not ONE of the girls with strict requirements was even half way decent looking or have an average weight. All ugly. All fat. All with shit jobs.

I have nothing wrong with ugly people. I have nothing wrong with fat people. I don't even have anything wrong with people with crappy jobs so long as they work and have some ambition.

But holy shit, how does someone like that demand so much from others? The typical post also said "men suck, why can't I find a decent man!" Uh... maybe because you're a stuck-up fat ugly slob that thinks you're God's gift to man when in reality a 30 year old desperate virgin wouldn't want anything to do with you.

My rant for the evening. Carry on.

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 08:21 PM

play the cripple card....it'll get you madddd pussy

chadglni · 08-02-2005, 08:21 PM

www.askabastard.com May I quote you?

Sly · 08-02-2005, 08:22 PM

Ahahaha. Have you tried it?

"I'm sick and in pain. Please comfort me!"

chadglni · 08-02-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

play the cripple card....it'll get you madddd pussy

Only from women that want to push him around.

Yes I know it's corny but why am I still laughing?

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Ahahaha. Have you tried it?

"I'm sick and in pain. Please comfort me!"

back when i was sick & in pain...i played it all the time

but now i'm healthy & making bling again....so i just pimp dem ho's

Sly · 08-02-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

www.askabastard.com May I quote you?

I'm flattered. Though I think I'll add it to my own personal rant page. This will be entry #2, haha. I wish I was more articulate.

fris · 08-02-2005, 08:25 PM

i date off of sexsearch

Spunky · 08-02-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

www.askabastard.com May I quote you?

Lol..those were some great answers on there

DateDoc · 08-02-2005, 08:28 PM

i'd say most of the ads on CL are guys looking for pics or guys pranking other guys but then I'm sure you knew that already. Be especially aware of the ads with pics!

pr0 · 08-02-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn

i'd say most of the ads on CL are guys looking for pics or guys pranking other guys but then I'm sure you knew that already. Be especially aware of the ads with pics!

wow...how you know that much about it, well thats just funny

TheJimmy · 08-02-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

www.askabastard.com May I quote you?

haha man I love some of those entries!

shit like this: "Her- ?Lick my asshole while I tickle your balls.?
You- ?No!? (Unless you get off on that sort of thing you perverted bastard.)"

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-02-2005, 08:38 PM

that was Bonnie Lee Bakely's scam, until she took a shot in the head.

Meloman · 08-02-2005, 08:40 PM

hahaha. this thread is funny and reminds me of stuff I see when I check out ads.

Ok.. so I'm only 5"4. If I do a personal search on any dating site for girls under 5"4....they ALL say "looking for tall men"...and the dating sites that actually are specific will show "looking for men over 6"0".

Now in reality no women shorter than me has ever had a problem with my height. Especially women that are like 4"11...anyone is a giant to them, lol.

I think personal ads are filled out with what peoples "ideal" requirements are, but not necessarily what they date in reality.

It is kinda funny funny to ready some profiles, lol.

DateDoc · 08-02-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

wow...how you know that much about it, well thats just funny

lol, CL personals used to be a great advertising board for dating sites. Back in the day 1 ad could garner you 10 joins if you knew what you were doing. Now everyone spams it and you'd be lucky to get 1 join off 10 ads. These days CL surfers are so pissed they flag everything and your ad is down before you get any traffic from it.

08-02-2005, 08:19 PM	#1
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,340	Anyone date off of Craig's List? I was looking through the local dating ads and found something very amusing. Most of the posts by females were quite selective in what they like in men. Good looking, good job, works out, into sports, funny, smart, etc. I proceeded to scroll down through the post to their picture. Not ONE of the girls with strict requirements was even half way decent looking or have an average weight. All ugly. All fat. All with shit jobs. I have nothing wrong with ugly people. I have nothing wrong with fat people. I don't even have anything wrong with people with crappy jobs so long as they work and have some ambition. But holy shit, how does someone like that demand so much from others? The typical post also said "men suck, why can't I find a decent man!" Uh... maybe because you're a stuck-up fat ugly slob that thinks you're God's gift to man when in reality a 30 year old desperate virgin wouldn't want anything to do with you. My rant for the evening. Carry on. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

08-02-2005, 08:21 PM	#3
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08-02-2005, 08:22 PM	#4
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,340	Ahahaha. Have you tried it? "I'm sick and in pain. Please comfort me!" __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

08-02-2005, 08:25 PM	#8
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08-02-2005, 08:28 PM	#10
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	i'd say most of the ads on CL are guys looking for pics or guys pranking other guys but then I'm sure you knew that already. Be especially aware of the ads with pics! __________________

08-02-2005, 08:21 PM	#2
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08-02-2005, 08:38 PM	#13
CheneyRumsfeld Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,341	that was Bonnie Lee Bakely's scam, until she took a shot in the head.

08-02-2005, 08:40 PM	#14
Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	hahaha. this thread is funny and reminds me of stuff I see when I check out ads. Ok.. so I'm only 5"4. If I do a personal search on any dating site for girls under 5"4....they ALL say "looking for tall men"...and the dating sites that actually are specific will show "looking for men over 6"0". Now in reality no women shorter than me has ever had a problem with my height. Especially women that are like 4"11...anyone is a giant to them, lol. I think personal ads are filled out with what peoples "ideal" requirements are, but not necessarily what they date in reality. It is kinda funny funny to ready some profiles, lol.