Does anybody want to go into business with me? - GoFuckYourself.com

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 03:22 PM

Ok I am ready to take on NookieBucks.com full time if I have the right people
around me. I need some smart guys or gals that are not afraid to put in work that will stick with me and the program till it's time to get out. If you ask anybody that has met me they know I am all about business and getting things done so I am looking for like minded people if you dont have anything to offer to the table please dont waste my time or yours now if you are serious hit me up Kyle at kshmedia dot com for more info.

Thanks, Kyle

After Shock Media · 08-02-2005, 03:24 PM

Buhahahaha!

That said I am sure there are still some idiots around here that may.

DamageX · 08-02-2005, 03:24 PM

Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

DamageX · 08-02-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Buhahahaha!

That said I am sure there are still some idiots around here that may.

Don't knock it 'til you try it. Maybe he does have good ideas, you never know. If he has a business plan, I'll read it.

galleryseek · 08-02-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

DamageX · 08-02-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

It worked for all the big sponsors, didn't it?

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

I sure do I am willing to change it to fit what the other people bring to the table but it's pretty basic idea right now nothing to fancy. The ROI will be great for all that want to do business with me.

After Shock Media · 08-02-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

I sure do I am willing to change it to fit what the other people bring to the table but it's pretty basic idea right now nothing to fancy. The ROI will be great for all that want to do business with me.

A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

Sounds good the basic idea but I got some fresh idea's that I think will change adult and bring more business forever one.

bangman · 08-02-2005, 03:31 PM

Good luck Hoppes.
One of your many, many defining characteristics is detication. Detication to what, I don't know. But you got it. Just go through with it, don't just talk about it - DO IT!

DamageX · 08-02-2005, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

What he said.

galleryseek · 08-02-2005, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman

Good luck Hoppes.
One of your many, many defining characteristics is detication. Detication to what, I don't know. But you got it. Just go through with it, don't just talk about it - DO IT!

I've always admired your defining characteristic, the ability to destroy words like dedication!

DateDoc · 08-02-2005, 03:35 PM

What are the $$$ req'd, what is the plan, what are you investing?

Theo · 08-02-2005, 03:38 PM

galleryseek get online on msn pls

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

Thats the thing profit will be high first 6 to 12 mo. but most of that money and profit is going back into the business the people in the circle will have money to live everybody eats. If you bring money to the table and thats it I need that person to act like a bank they can have say so to a point. I can do a full return on investor's money with in 2 years anything after that is ROI.

After Shock Media · 08-02-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

Thats the thing profit will be high first 6 to 12 mo. but most of that money and profit is going back into the business the people in the circle will have money to live everybody eats. If you bring money to the table and thats it I need that person to act like a bank they can have say so to a point. I can do a full return on investor's money with in 2 years anything after that is ROI.

so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Not at all thats the thing if an investor wants to bring money to the table he will get money back just like a bank. The company will be an LLC and I can get a loan to start this business! I need people with skill that want to make it in this business thats what I am looking for your time because I know if I offer people $10.00 an hour I will get crap people but if they know they are part of this business as much as I am then they will look at it like this is their baby also and make shit happen!

Love Sex · 08-02-2005, 03:56 PM

well what exactly is your business plan?

Deej · 08-02-2005, 03:57 PM

i think your on to something....theoretically anyway.....shun the haters.....

tredge on....ICQ me....with more elaborate plans and what exactly your looking for.....i know some ;) and also have goals

who knows maybe you have something good to say

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

well what exactly is your business plan?

I dont know if you have ever made a business plan but their's alot to it over 100 pages in detail of whats what and how things get done I'll give you a basic idea you see TrafficCashGold, RealityCash, BangBros etc etc Just like that all set up the same do business the same way grow the same way but with a twist these guys have good sites good support good content I just think I can build and have better idea's for sites and what sufers like and I have fresh ideas for traffic that none of these programs have ever done.

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

i think your on to something....theoretically anyway.....shun the haters.....

tredge on....ICQ me....with more elaborate plans and what exactly your looking for.....i know some ;) and also have goals

who knows maybe you have something good to say

I'll hit you up!

Deej · 08-02-2005, 04:11 PM

my foot is tapping.....

Deej · 08-02-2005, 04:12 PM

well....ill tap my foot on the pot.....afk,,,,,crappalappin....

Funky Bastard · 08-02-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

well....ill tap my foot on the pot.....afk,,,,,crappalappin....

LOL I hear yeah damn ICQ is going crazy!

Deej · 08-02-2005, 04:18 PM

some horrible soup last night....

Love Sex · 08-02-2005, 04:50 PM

yes I know about them. So basically you want to build a sponsor program. Sounds like you have an idea not a plan. Building a TrafficCashGold, RealityCash, BangBros etc are not little operations.

What sites have you built?

Deej · 08-02-2005, 04:51 PM

alrighty then......

vicki · 08-02-2005, 05:02 PM

Kyle, you are in San Antonio?

small world ;)

Murderous · 08-02-2005, 05:03 PM

I am afraid you will have to further your details before anyone will take you seriously. I am not that skeptik, but it doesn't sound like you have anything real solid here. Show us otherwise.

Project-Shadow · 08-02-2005, 05:25 PM

Isn't this kak_azn?

QuaWee · 08-02-2005, 05:27 PM

You have to be fucking kidding me.

jade_dragon · 08-02-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Worked for Trump

pornguy · 08-02-2005, 05:31 PM

Depends on what you are looking for, and what you are offering.

DraX · 08-02-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard

Ok I am ready to take on NookieBucks.com full time if I have the right people
around me. I need some smart guys or gals that are not afraid to put in work that will stick with me and the program till it's time to get out. If you ask anybody that has met me they know I am all about business and getting things done so I am looking for like minded people if you dont have anything to offer to the table please dont waste my time or yours now if you are serious hit me up Kyle at kshmedia dot com for more info.

Thanks, Kyle

Good luck kyle, i hope you are serious and that you find someone as serious as you.

Mako · 08-02-2005, 07:44 PM

Kyle...you are without a doubt, the stupidest fuck I have ever seen.

As is anyone that even sends you an ICQ.

I'm sure your "goldmine" of ideas centers around your fake Ferrari...Perhaps you'll run an affiliate contest to give it away eh? That wouldn't cost you much at all man, fantastic "ROI" (which btw, you don't have a clue about) considering that you don't actually own one...

I like it!

Mako · 08-02-2005, 07:46 PM

Oh and PS - To the sheep that were actually foolish enough to send this 16 year old kid an ICQ, here's your new business partner's history:

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

reed_4 · 08-02-2005, 08:49 PM

that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

candyflip · 08-02-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

He's not in trouble. He's just a dumb douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Pete-KT · 08-02-2005, 09:16 PM

haha he is back again where is Juicy with all those links

candyflip · 08-02-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_PeteKT

haha he is back again where is Juicy with all those links

Remember this one?

hempisgood · 08-02-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

Holy shit this is going to get interesting! baaaahahahhah

siccmade · 08-02-2005, 09:51 PM

Sounds like you'd be better off an affiliate homeboy.

nofx · 08-02-2005, 09:55 PM

i will loan you the money to buy one bullet and a handgun..

figure the rest out yourself

08-02-2005, 03:22 PM	#1
Funky Bastard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,544	Does anybody want to go into business with me? Ok I am ready to take on NookieBucks.com full time if I have the right people around me. I need some smart guys or gals that are not afraid to put in work that will stick with me and the program till it's time to get out. If you ask anybody that has met me they know I am all about business and getting things done so I am looking for like minded people if you dont have anything to offer to the table please dont waste my time or yours now if you are serious hit me up Kyle at kshmedia dot com for more info. Thanks, Kyle

08-02-2005, 03:24 PM	#2
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Buhahahaha! That said I am sure there are still some idiots around here that may. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

08-02-2005, 03:24 PM	#3
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it? __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

08-02-2005, 03:31 PM	#10
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	Good luck Hoppes. One of your many, many defining characteristics is detication. Detication to what, I don't know. But you got it. Just go through with it, don't just talk about it - DO IT! __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

08-02-2005, 03:35 PM	#13
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	What are the $$$ req'd, what is the plan, what are you investing? __________________

08-02-2005, 03:38 PM	#14
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	galleryseek get online on msn pls

08-02-2005, 03:56 PM	#18
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	well what exactly is your business plan?

08-02-2005, 03:57 PM	#19
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	i think your on to something....theoretically anyway.....shun the haters..... tredge on....ICQ me....with more elaborate plans and what exactly your looking for.....i know some ;) and also have goals who knows maybe you have something good to say __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

08-02-2005, 04:11 PM	#22
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	my foot is tapping..... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

08-02-2005, 04:12 PM	#23
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	well....ill tap my foot on the pot.....afk,,,,,crappalappin.... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

08-02-2005, 04:18 PM	#25
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	some horrible soup last night.... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

08-02-2005, 04:50 PM	#26
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	yes I know about them. So basically you want to build a sponsor program. Sounds like you have an idea not a plan. Building a TrafficCashGold, RealityCash, BangBros etc are not little operations. What sites have you built?

08-02-2005, 04:51 PM	#27
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	alrighty then...... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

08-02-2005, 05:02 PM	#28
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	Kyle, you are in San Antonio? small world ;) __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

08-02-2005, 05:03 PM	#29
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	I am afraid you will have to further your details before anyone will take you seriously. I am not that skeptik, but it doesn't sound like you have anything real solid here. Show us otherwise.

08-02-2005, 05:25 PM	#30
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Isn't this kak_azn?

08-02-2005, 05:27 PM	#31
QuaWee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: boogers Posts: 5,791	You have to be fucking kidding me. __________________ i luv mainstream

08-02-2005, 05:31 PM	#33
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Depends on what you are looking for, and what you are offering. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

08-02-2005, 07:44 PM	#35
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	Kyle...you are without a doubt, the stupidest fuck I have ever seen. As is anyone that even sends you an ICQ. I'm sure your "goldmine" of ideas centers around your fake Ferrari...Perhaps you'll run an affiliate contest to give it away eh? That wouldn't cost you much at all man, fantastic "ROI" (which btw, you don't have a clue about) considering that you don't actually own one... I like it! __________________

08-02-2005, 07:46 PM	#36
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	Oh and PS - To the sheep that were actually foolish enough to send this 16 year old kid an ICQ, here's your new business partner's history: The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes a.k.a. Funky Bastard a.k.a. kak_azn a.k.a. HKS a.k.a. JimmyBones ----------------------------------------------------------- The first post - 05-13-04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461 Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948 Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430 Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966 Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881 Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925 Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500 He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906 He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105 Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046 The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219 Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727 Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 - http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069 Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379 Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883 Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123 bitching about not getting his sig money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674 wondering who is into atm on the board http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885 registering a porns website http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934 his petition to ban me http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949 selling proxy lists http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436 trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366 wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422 trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005 Wondering why he has to file taxes http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109 trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405 Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551 Asking for investors http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920 wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185 Begging for money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521 __________________

08-02-2005, 08:49 PM	#37
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p __________________

08-02-2005, 09:16 PM	#39
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	haha he is back again where is Juicy with all those links

08-02-2005, 09:51 PM	#42
siccmade Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canton, Ohio Posts: 1,641	Sounds like you'd be better off an affiliate homeboy. __________________ Adult XXX Hits - Adult Traffic Exchange. Get free traffic!

08-02-2005, 09:55 PM	#43
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	i will loan you the money to buy one bullet and a handgun.. figure the rest out yourself __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.