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Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 03:22 PM

Does anybody want to go into business with me?
 
Ok I am ready to take on NookieBucks.com full time if I have the right people
around me. I need some smart guys or gals that are not afraid to put in work that will stick with me and the program till it's time to get out. If you ask anybody that has met me they know I am all about business and getting things done so I am looking for like minded people if you dont have anything to offer to the table please dont waste my time or yours now if you are serious hit me up Kyle at kshmedia dot com for more info.

Thanks, Kyle

After Shock Media 08-02-2005 03:24 PM

Buhahahaha!

That said I am sure there are still some idiots around here that may.

DamageX 08-02-2005 03:24 PM

Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

DamageX 08-02-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Buhahahaha!

That said I am sure there are still some idiots around here that may.

Don't knock it 'til you try it. Maybe he does have good ideas, you never know. If he has a business plan, I'll read it.

galleryseek 08-02-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

DamageX 08-02-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

It worked for all the big sponsors, didn't it? :)

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
Question is, what do YOU have to bring to the table? Got a business plan at least? Got a strategy behind it?

I sure do I am willing to change it to fit what the other people bring to the table but it's pretty basic idea right now nothing to fancy. The ROI will be great for all that want to do business with me.

After Shock Media 08-02-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
I sure do I am willing to change it to fit what the other people bring to the table but it's pretty basic idea right now nothing to fancy. The ROI will be great for all that want to do business with me.

A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
of fucking course he does... it looks something like this...

Buy tons of cheap content.
Make paysites.
Get affiliates.
Build Freesites.

BAM.

Sounds good the basic idea but I got some fresh idea's that I think will change adult and bring more business forever one.

bangman 08-02-2005 03:31 PM

Good luck Hoppes.
One of your many, many defining characteristics is detication. Detication to what, I don't know. But you got it. Just go through with it, don't just talk about it - DO IT! :)

DamageX 08-02-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

What he said.

galleryseek 08-02-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman
Good luck Hoppes.
One of your many, many defining characteristics is detication. Detication to what, I don't know. But you got it. Just go through with it, don't just talk about it - DO IT! :)

I've always admired your defining characteristic, the ability to destroy words like dedication! :winkwink:

DateDoc 08-02-2005 03:35 PM

What are the $$$ req'd, what is the plan, what are you investing?

Theo 08-02-2005 03:38 PM

galleryseek get online on msn pls

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
A pretty basic idea with a great ROI already?

Sure ok I will bite. What is the 6 mo. and 12 mo. projections?

Thats the thing profit will be high first 6 to 12 mo. but most of that money and profit is going back into the business the people in the circle will have money to live everybody eats. If you bring money to the table and thats it I need that person to act like a bank they can have say so to a point. I can do a full return on investor's money with in 2 years anything after that is ROI.

After Shock Media 08-02-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Thats the thing profit will be high first 6 to 12 mo. but most of that money and profit is going back into the business the people in the circle will have money to live everybody eats. If you bring money to the table and thats it I need that person to act like a bank they can have say so to a point. I can do a full return on investor's money with in 2 years anything after that is ROI.

so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Not at all thats the thing if an investor wants to bring money to the table he will get money back just like a bank. The company will be an LLC and I can get a loan to start this business! I need people with skill that want to make it in this business thats what I am looking for your time because I know if I offer people $10.00 an hour I will get crap people but if they know they are part of this business as much as I am then they will look at it like this is their baby also and make shit happen!

Love Sex 08-02-2005 03:56 PM

well what exactly is your business plan?

Deej 08-02-2005 03:57 PM

i think your on to something....theoretically anyway.....shun the haters.....

tredge on....ICQ me....with more elaborate plans and what exactly your looking for.....i know some ;) and also have goals

who knows maybe you have something good to say

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
well what exactly is your business plan?

I dont know if you have ever made a business plan but their's alot to it over 100 pages in detail of whats what and how things get done I'll give you a basic idea you see TrafficCashGold, RealityCash, BangBros etc etc Just like that all set up the same do business the same way grow the same way but with a twist these guys have good sites good support good content I just think I can build and have better idea's for sites and what sufers like and I have fresh ideas for traffic that none of these programs have ever done.

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
i think your on to something....theoretically anyway.....shun the haters.....

tredge on....ICQ me....with more elaborate plans and what exactly your looking for.....i know some ;) and also have goals

who knows maybe you have something good to say

I'll hit you up! :thumbsup

Deej 08-02-2005 04:11 PM

my foot is tapping.....

Deej 08-02-2005 04:12 PM

well....ill tap my foot on the pot.....afk,,,,,crappalappin....

Funky Bastard 08-02-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
well....ill tap my foot on the pot.....afk,,,,,crappalappin....

LOL I hear yeah damn ICQ is going crazy! :mad:

Deej 08-02-2005 04:18 PM

some horrible soup last night....

Love Sex 08-02-2005 04:50 PM

yes I know about them. So basically you want to build a sponsor program. Sounds like you have an idea not a plan. Building a TrafficCashGold, RealityCash, BangBros etc are not little operations.

What sites have you built?

Deej 08-02-2005 04:51 PM

alrighty then......

vicki 08-02-2005 05:02 PM

Kyle, you are in San Antonio?

small world ;)

Murderous 08-02-2005 05:03 PM

I am afraid you will have to further your details before anyone will take you seriously. I am not that skeptik, but it doesn't sound like you have anything real solid here. Show us otherwise.

Project-Shadow 08-02-2005 05:25 PM

Isn't this kak_azn?

QuaWee 08-02-2005 05:27 PM

You have to be fucking kidding me.

jade_dragon 08-02-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
so basicly you have nothing and it would be an investor crap shoot with a potential 100% loss plus time spent.

Try a real business plan, mk.

Worked for Trump :winkwink:

pornguy 08-02-2005 05:31 PM

Depends on what you are looking for, and what you are offering.

DraX 08-02-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Ok I am ready to take on NookieBucks.com full time if I have the right people
around me. I need some smart guys or gals that are not afraid to put in work that will stick with me and the program till it's time to get out. If you ask anybody that has met me they know I am all about business and getting things done so I am looking for like minded people if you dont have anything to offer to the table please dont waste my time or yours now if you are serious hit me up Kyle at kshmedia dot com for more info.

Thanks, Kyle

Good luck kyle, i hope you are serious and that you find someone as serious as you. :thumbsup

Mako 08-02-2005 07:44 PM

Kyle...you are without a doubt, the stupidest fuck I have ever seen.

As is anyone that even sends you an ICQ.

I'm sure your "goldmine" of ideas centers around your fake Ferrari...Perhaps you'll run an affiliate contest to give it away eh? That wouldn't cost you much at all man, fantastic "ROI" (which btw, you don't have a clue about) considering that you don't actually own one...

I like it!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mako 08-02-2005 07:46 PM

Oh and PS - To the sheep that were actually foolish enough to send this 16 year old kid an ICQ, here's your new business partner's history:

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

reed_4 08-02-2005 08:49 PM

that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

candyflip 08-02-2005 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

He's not in trouble. He's just a dumb douchebag who doesn't know when to quit. :1orglaugh

Pete-KT 08-02-2005 09:16 PM

haha he is back again where is Juicy with all those links

candyflip 08-02-2005 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_PeteKT
haha he is back again where is Juicy with all those links

Remember this one?

http://www.enterdesignstudio.com/gfy/kak.gif

hempisgood 08-02-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
that's a lot of evidence. now he's in trouble. :p

Holy shit this is going to get interesting! baaaahahahhah

siccmade 08-02-2005 09:51 PM

Sounds like you'd be better off an affiliate homeboy. :pimp

nofx 08-02-2005 09:55 PM

i will loan you the money to buy one bullet and a handgun..

figure the rest out yourself


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