The very first Party like a board whore party at Internext! - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 07-30-2005, 11:11 AM

Tired of doing business on the show floor?
Parties too loud?
Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?

THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!

This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.

The party starts as soon as you leave your house

Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.

Step 2:
register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.

Step 3:
Post about how nice the rooms are.

Step 4:
Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.

Step 5:
Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.

Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.

Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!

Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!

The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .

Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-30-2005, 11:16 AM

Count me IN!!

OH and don't forget see SIG

p1mpdogg · 07-30-2005, 11:16 AM

now that is fucking funny

Machete_ · 07-30-2005, 11:17 AM

isent this the normal procedure?

pr0 · 07-30-2005, 11:18 AM

Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun.

#2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people

Spunky · 07-30-2005, 11:19 AM

Had a good laugh on that one

pr0 · 07-30-2005, 11:20 AM

funny shit btw ; ) you pegged 99.9% of the people here....good job

eroswebmaster · 07-30-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun.

#2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people

haha...did you actually take this personal?

I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.

Manowar · 07-30-2005, 11:21 AM

pr0 · 07-30-2005, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

haha...did you actually take this personal?

I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.

naw, i got a good laugh outta it

Trax · 07-30-2005, 11:23 AM

haha nice

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-30-2005, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

#2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

Keep telling yourself that! There is a time for biz and one for party. The "good" deals as you call them are done by good business people who know how to check their watches.

polish_aristocrat · 07-30-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

haha...did you actually take this personal?

I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.

we all know you refer to Juicy though...

eroswebmaster · 07-30-2005, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

we all know you refer to Juicy though...

Not really...only thing that might be attributed to Juicy is step 1, posting in the airport..but everything else is standard protocol for conventions.

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-30-2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Not really...only thing that might be attributed to Juicy is step 1, posting in the airport..but everything else is standard protocol for conventions.

If I don't make the show, can I still be involved by posting.

"Post Pics!"

" Looks like everyone had a great time"

" You look fucked up"

"

classic"

and

" We'll have to hang out at the next show"

polish_aristocrat · 07-30-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner

" Looks like everyone had a great time"

Fetish · 07-30-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Tired of doing business on the show floor?
Parties too loud?
Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?

THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!

This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.

The party starts as soon as you leave your house

Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.

Step 2:
register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.

Step 3:
Post about how nice the rooms are.

Step 4:
Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.

Step 5:
Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.

Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.

Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!

Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!

The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .

Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.

That is very funny but sad because it is so true of many on this and other boards.

TDF · 07-30-2005, 01:13 PM

so fucking funny...ahahahahhaha

Sly · 07-30-2005, 01:24 PM

I always get a chuckle out of the people posting pictures and news during the show. When I'm at a show the LAST thing I'm thinking about is GFY. I'm usually thinking about my next drink and where we're going to eat dinner, lol.

brand0n · 07-30-2005, 01:29 PM

juicy just called.

he said hell be posting from the next airport as soon as he can locate a wifi

3piece chicken Dinner · 08-02-2005, 05:29 PM

I am posting from the delivery van. I'm on my way people!!!!!!

JFK · 08-02-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

haha...did you actually take this personal?

I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.

You mean I signed up for nothing ??

beemk · 08-02-2005, 06:13 PM

hahahaha, thats good.

BradM · 08-02-2005, 06:15 PM

Eros.... fucking fantastic man.

Aly · 08-02-2005, 06:16 PM

You're brilliant!

SouthernGirl · 08-02-2005, 06:20 PM

like ive said before, "if a postwhore does something and doesn't post about it, does it really exist?"

07-30-2005, 11:11 AM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	The very first Party like a board whore party at Internext! Tired of doing business on the show floor? Parties too loud? Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling? THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA! This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY. The party starts as soon as you leave your house Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane. Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair. Step 2: register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived. Step 3: Post about how nice the rooms are. Step 4: Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY. Step 5: Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman. Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY. Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home. Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from! Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get. BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS! The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic . Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

07-30-2005, 11:16 AM	#3
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07-30-2005, 11:18 AM	#5
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun. #2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

07-30-2005, 11:19 AM	#6
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07-30-2005, 01:13 PM	#18
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	so fucking funny...ahahahahhaha __________________ Sig heil

07-30-2005, 11:16 AM	#2
3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	Count me IN!! OH and don't forget see SIG __________________ "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

07-30-2005, 11:17 AM	#4
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	isent this the normal procedure?

07-30-2005, 11:20 AM	#7
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	funny shit btw ; ) you pegged 99.9% of the people here....good job

07-30-2005, 11:21 AM	#9
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528

07-30-2005, 11:23 AM	#11
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	haha nice

07-30-2005, 01:24 PM	#19
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,328	I always get a chuckle out of the people posting pictures and news during the show. When I'm at a show the LAST thing I'm thinking about is GFY. I'm usually thinking about my next drink and where we're going to eat dinner, lol. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

07-30-2005, 01:29 PM	#20
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	juicy just called. he said hell be posting from the next airport as soon as he can locate a wifi __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-02-2005, 05:29 PM	#21
3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	I am posting from the delivery van. I'm on my way people!!!!!! __________________ "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

08-02-2005, 06:13 PM	#23
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	hahahaha, thats good. __________________ I host with Vacares

08-02-2005, 06:15 PM	#24
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Eros.... fucking fantastic man.

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08-02-2005, 06:20 PM	#26
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