The very first Party like a board whore party at Internext!
 

Tired of doing business on the show floor?
Parties too loud?
Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?

THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!

This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.

The party starts as soon as you leave your house

Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.

Step 2:
register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.

Step 3:
Post about how nice the rooms are.

Step 4:
Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.

Step 5:
Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.

Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.

Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!

Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!

The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .

Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.

Count me IN!! :thumbsup :thumbsup


OH and don't forget see SIG

now that is fucking funny

isent this the normal procedure?

Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun.

#2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people

:1orglaugh Had a good laugh on that one

funny shit btw ; ) you pegged 99.9% of the people here....good job

haha...did you actually take this personal?

I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

naw, i got a good laugh outta it :1orglaugh

haha nice

Keep telling yourself that! There is a time for biz and one for party. The "good" deals as you call them are done by good business people who know how to check their watches.

we all know you refer to Juicy though...

Not really...only thing that might be attributed to Juicy is step 1, posting in the airport..but everything else is standard protocol for conventions.

If I don't make the show, can I still be involved by posting.



"Post Pics!"

" Looks like everyone had a great time"

" You look fucked up"

" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh classic"

and

" We'll have to hang out at the next show"

:1orglaugh

That is very funny but sad because it is so true of many on this and other boards.

so fucking funny...ahahahahhaha

I always get a chuckle out of the people posting pictures and news during the show. When I'm at a show the LAST thing I'm thinking about is GFY. I'm usually thinking about my next drink and where we're going to eat dinner, lol.

juicy just called.

he said hell be posting from the next airport as soon as he can locate a wifi

I am posting from the delivery van. I'm on my way people!!!!!!

You mean I signed up for nothing ??:waaaaahh :waaaaahh

hahahaha, thats good.

Eros.... fucking fantastic man. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh You're brilliant!

like ive said before, "if a postwhore does something and doesn't post about it, does it really exist?"