Who woud win in a military battle--Canada vs Denmark(newslink) - GoFuckYourself.com

rambler · 08-01-2005, 12:44 PM

Canada, Denmark at odds over Arctic island. Could this lead to a militaryconflict?

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Mutt · 08-01-2005, 12:46 PM

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

JD · 08-01-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

hahaha

reynold · 08-01-2005, 06:34 PM

Yes, I think US will win this one...lol

sperbonzo · 08-01-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

ok....THAT was funny!

bbe · 08-01-2005, 07:15 PM

You forgot the wooden guns.

VeriSexy · 08-01-2005, 08:18 PM

I thought they would fight with hockey sticks

Michael O · 08-01-2005, 08:22 PM

We will kick those moose fucking Canadians ass.

If not we will turn to Georgie he owes us a little for supporting him in Iraq ;)

Spunky · 08-01-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

We will kick those moose fucking Canadians ass.

If not we will turn to Georgie he owes us a little for supporting him in Iraq ;)

Bring it on contest whore..we burned down the whitehouse before and we'll burn down yours

BradM · 08-01-2005, 08:27 PM

As far as I know the Dutch speak 4 languages. I want them to try to coordinate an attack. No one will know what anyone is saying!

Michael O · 08-01-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Bring it on contest whore..we burned down the whitehouse before and we'll burn down yours

We have faught and defeated bigger nations than Canada so your not scaring us sig whore.

Michael O · 08-01-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

As far as I know the Dutch speak 4 languages. I want them to try to coordinate an attack. No one will know what anyone is saying!

In Denmark the Danes speak Danish
In The Netherlands/Holland the Dutch speak Dutch

PenisFace · 08-01-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

Bahahahaha

SmokeyTheBear · 08-01-2005, 09:01 PM

Neither, they dont have enough weapons to fight for long enough for either side to win anything..

Denmark would just send over some weed and we would give it to them , after all canada is almost the biggest country in the world.. The biggest democracy anyways.. I think china is a tad bigger..

BradM · 08-01-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

In Denmark the Danes speak Danish
In The Netherlands/Holland the Dutch speak Dutch

And in Germany the Germans speak German?
Please, asking me to keep track of every country is just asking too much.

Spunky · 08-01-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

We have faught and defeated bigger nations than Canada so your not scaring us sig whore.

Sure you have..but nobody wants to walk over ice fields and bypass polar bears to get at you..lol@ sigwhore

pr0 · 08-01-2005, 09:09 PM

I think i'll claim it myself....i think i can take on both their militaries with one gun & a box of ammo.

BradM · 08-01-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

I think i'll claim it myself....i think i can take on both their militaries with one gun & a box of ammo.

Just keep firing at our inflateable Navy boats and you'll sink 'em before they get there.

Mike Okitch · 08-01-2005, 09:14 PM

It's going to kill me to say this but Denmark would kick our asses.

West Edmonton Mall has more fully functional submarines than our navy and as long as this stands, we're what they call in fancy scientific terms...fucked.

Spunky · 08-01-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

It's going to kill me to say this but Denmark would kick our asses.

West Edmonton Mall has more fully functional submarines than our navy and as long as this stands, we're what they call in fancy scientific terms...fucked.

Our big brothers will look after us..we'll just cut off our resources if they don't

Holly · 08-01-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

I came in here all ready to make some smart-ass comment, and then read this ^^ and can't stop laughing.

tristan_D · 08-01-2005, 11:18 PM

there are still nations fighting over land territories? what is this, the medieval age?!

WiredGuy · 08-01-2005, 11:19 PM

I thought that island wasn't even inhabited.
WG

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-01-2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

LOL that's pretty good!

Michael O · 08-02-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I thought that island wasn't even inhabited.
WG

Its not this is Hans Island a big rock.

Its about the fishing rights, if they find oil in the area and sailing routes.

Dirty Dane · 08-02-2005, 12:22 AM

Letter from majority of Denmark:
You can have the rock. And please take Greenland too while you're on it. Nothing more than drunk whale killers.

btw... Danes don't speak dutch, Stockholm is capital of Sweden and our Lassie-movies still come in two versions.

JuiceMonkey · 08-02-2005, 03:34 AM

we will beat them with all of their ugly bitches they have there...
fuck there is some ugly people in denmark, what the fuck do they feed you there?

JuiceMonkey · 08-02-2005, 03:35 AM

Denmark said Monday that it will send a letter of protest

Denmark in a nutshell... they are going to send us a letter, maybe they should just hike up the taxes so they can finally get that phone they were talking about in the 80's

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JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	Denmark said Monday that it will send a letter of protest Denmark in a nutshell... they are going to send us a letter, maybe they should just hike up the taxes so they can finally get that phone they were talking about in the 80's __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey