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rambler 08-01-2005 12:44 PM

Who woud win in a military battle--Canada vs Denmark(newslink)
 
Canada, Denmark at odds over Arctic island. Could this lead to a militaryconflict?

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Mutt 08-01-2005 12:46 PM

hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

JD 08-01-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

hahaha :1orglaugh

reynold 08-01-2005 06:34 PM

Yes, I think US will win this one...lol

sperbonzo 08-01-2005 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

ok....THAT was funny!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bbe 08-01-2005 07:15 PM

You forgot the wooden guns.

VeriSexy 08-01-2005 08:18 PM

I thought they would fight with hockey sticks :helpme

Michael O 08-01-2005 08:22 PM

We will kick those moose fucking Canadians ass.

If not we will turn to Georgie he owes us a little for supporting him in Iraq ;)

Spunky 08-01-2005 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
We will kick those moose fucking Canadians ass.

If not we will turn to Georgie he owes us a little for supporting him in Iraq ;)

Bring it on contest whore..we burned down the whitehouse before and we'll burn down yours

BradM 08-01-2005 08:27 PM

As far as I know the Dutch speak 4 languages. I want them to try to coordinate an attack. No one will know what anyone is saying!

Michael O 08-01-2005 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Bring it on contest whore..we burned down the whitehouse before and we'll burn down yours

We have faught and defeated bigger nations than Canada so your not scaring us sig whore.

Michael O 08-01-2005 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
As far as I know the Dutch speak 4 languages. I want them to try to coordinate an attack. No one will know what anyone is saying!

In Denmark the Danes speak Danish
In The Netherlands/Holland the Dutch speak Dutch :winkwink:

PenisFace 08-01-2005 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.


Bahahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 08-01-2005 09:01 PM

Neither, they dont have enough weapons to fight for long enough for either side to win anything..

Denmark would just send over some weed and we would give it to them , after all canada is almost the biggest country in the world.. The biggest democracy anyways.. I think china is a tad bigger..

BradM 08-01-2005 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
In Denmark the Danes speak Danish
In The Netherlands/Holland the Dutch speak Dutch :winkwink:

And in Germany the Germans speak German?
Please, asking me to keep track of every country is just asking too much. :1orglaugh

Spunky 08-01-2005 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
We have faught and defeated bigger nations than Canada so your not scaring us sig whore.

Sure you have..but nobody wants to walk over ice fields and bypass polar bears to get at you..lol@ sigwhore

pr0 08-01-2005 09:09 PM

I think i'll claim it myself....i think i can take on both their militaries with one gun & a box of ammo.

BradM 08-01-2005 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
I think i'll claim it myself....i think i can take on both their militaries with one gun & a box of ammo.

Just keep firing at our inflateable Navy boats and you'll sink 'em before they get there.

Mike Okitch 08-01-2005 09:14 PM

It's going to kill me to say this but Denmark would kick our asses.

West Edmonton Mall has more fully functional submarines than our navy and as long as this stands, we're what they call in fancy scientific terms...fucked.

Spunky 08-01-2005 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
It's going to kill me to say this but Denmark would kick our asses.

West Edmonton Mall has more fully functional submarines than our navy and as long as this stands, we're what they call in fancy scientific terms...fucked.

Our big brothers will look after us..we'll just cut off our resources if they don't

Holly 08-01-2005 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I came in here all ready to make some smart-ass comment, and then read this ^^ and can't stop laughing.

tristan_D 08-01-2005 11:18 PM

there are still nations fighting over land territories? what is this, the medieval age?!

WiredGuy 08-01-2005 11:19 PM

I thought that island wasn't even inhabited.
WG

The Sultan Of Smut 08-01-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
hahaha - all i can think of is two fags hitting each other with their purses.

LOL that's pretty good!

Michael O 08-02-2005 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I thought that island wasn't even inhabited.
WG

Its not this is Hans Island a big rock.
http://www.see-sig.com/hans.jpg

Its about the fishing rights, if they find oil in the area and sailing routes.

Dirty Dane 08-02-2005 12:22 AM

Letter from majority of Denmark:
You can have the rock. And please take Greenland too while you're on it. Nothing more than drunk whale killers. :1orglaugh


btw... Danes don't speak dutch, Stockholm is capital of Sweden and our Lassie-movies still come in two versions. :thumbsup

JuiceMonkey 08-02-2005 03:34 AM

we will beat them with all of their ugly bitches they have there...
fuck there is some ugly people in denmark, what the fuck do they feed you there?

JuiceMonkey 08-02-2005 03:35 AM

Denmark said Monday that it will send a letter of protest

Denmark in a nutshell... they are going to send us a letter, maybe they should just hike up the taxes so they can finally get that phone they were talking about in the 80's


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