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BVF · 07-30-2005, 07:30 PM

Except when I'm about to shoot a scene, damn near every time I pop a Levitra pill thinking I'm gonna get some pussy, the pussy falls through.

I was supposed to get this little 19 year old shorty up the street...I get home, pop a Levitra and take a shower...I go to call her and she's gone.

FUCK...Now my head is all warm feeling from the Levitra and no place to stick my penis....Better go out and hit the streets and see what I can find.

drctfiesta · 07-30-2005, 07:32 PM

Alllah Ouakbarrrrrrr

tungsten · 07-30-2005, 07:32 PM

fuck a kleenex

chadglni · 07-30-2005, 07:35 PM

With your standards another lay should be right around the corner.

Spunky · 07-30-2005, 07:36 PM

Go rent some skank

BVF · 07-30-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Go rent some skank

Yep...I got TWENTY big ones burning a hole in my wallet! Soon as I take this puff I'm gone for an hour or so.

candyflip · 07-30-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

With your standards another lay should be right around the corner.

She probably didn't even make it around, she's just on it.

Jake · 07-30-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

.....no place to stick my penis....

You need a little insurance

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Doctor Dre · 07-30-2005, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

You need a little insurance

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BVF · 07-30-2005, 08:25 PM

There's a BOATLOAD of crackheads out there but no bored young tenders....Came home real quick to take a smoke break and I'm back out.

07-30-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

There's a BOATLOAD of crackheads out there but no bored young tenders....Came home real quick to take a smoke break and I'm back out.

I've never tried cock pills. I've heard horror stories about 4 hour erections and draining the blood.

iwantchixx · 07-30-2005, 09:02 PM

geez, you're such a gentleman. You'll fuck just about anything.

BVF · 07-31-2005, 12:47 AM

well it's almost four in the morning but now I can say.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

It was a long night...time for bed.

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