Don't take Levitra until you're SURE you're getting some pussy.
 

Except when I'm about to shoot a scene, damn near every time I pop a Levitra pill thinking I'm gonna get some pussy, the pussy falls through.

I was supposed to get this little 19 year old shorty up the street...I get home, pop a Levitra and take a shower...I go to call her and she's gone.

FUCK...Now my head is all warm feeling from the Levitra and no place to stick my penis....Better go out and hit the streets and see what I can find.

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Alllah Ouakbarrrrrrr

fuck a kleenex

With your standards another lay should be right around the corner. :1orglaugh

Go rent some skank :pimp

Yep...I got TWENTY big ones burning a hole in my wallet! Soon as I take this puff I'm gone for an hour or so.

She probably didn't even make it around, she's just on it.

You need a little insurance :winkwink: :

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freshlights feal soooooo good l0ol

There's a BOATLOAD of crackheads out there but no bored young tenders....Came home real quick to take a smoke break and I'm back out.

I've never tried cock pills. I've heard horror stories about 4 hour erections and draining the blood. :Oh crap

geez, you're such a gentleman. You'll fuck just about anything.

well it's almost four in the morning but now I can say.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

It was a long night...time for bed.