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07-30-2005, 05:39 PM
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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Beautiful pussy contest... Win a jar of my semen!
That's right, post your best pussy pics and if I declare you the winner I'll not only masturbate to your pic, I'll send you a jar of my very own frozen sperm for artificial insemination, cloning experiments, bukakke videos or whatever the fuck you want to use it for.
Claiming the prize is of course, optional. You may post your pics without the purpose of claiming the (not inconsiderable) prize if you wish. Let's see what you've got!
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07-30-2005, 05:40 PM
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President of Canada
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By the way, I AM aware that you can't create a clone from semen. Not from a single sperm anyway. Maybe from two but then it wouldn't be a clone, would it?
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07-30-2005, 05:41 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Frozen semen has broken tails, any chance of getting it fresh via fed ex?
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07-30-2005, 05:43 PM
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President of Canada
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07-30-2005, 05:47 PM
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President of Canada
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By the way, even though the contest is a joke, I DO want to see pussy pics and I WILL pay up if the winner insists!
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07-30-2005, 05:48 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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I already had you pegged for a crime I was going to commit and frame ya for. Anyone else have any semen or panties?
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