Beautiful pussy contest... Win a jar of my semen!
 

That's right, post your best pussy pics and if I declare you the winner I'll not only masturbate to your pic, I'll send you a jar of my very own frozen sperm for artificial insemination, cloning experiments, bukakke videos or whatever the fuck you want to use it for.

Claiming the prize is of course, optional. You may post your pics without the purpose of claiming the (not inconsiderable) prize if you wish.

Let's see what you've got!

By the way, I AM aware that you can't create a clone from semen. Not from a single sperm anyway. Maybe from two but then it wouldn't be a clone, would it?

Frozen semen has broken tails, any chance of getting it fresh via fed ex?

There's always a chance! :1orglaugh

By the way, even though the contest is a joke, I DO want to see pussy pics and I WILL pay up if the winner insists!

Ah man.
I already had you pegged for a crime I was going to commit and frame ya for.

Anyone else have any semen or panties?