I AM ASHAMED OF BEING A CANADIAN (rant) - GoFuckYourself.com

Shaddam IV · 07-27-2005, 01:31 PM

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

DamageX · 07-27-2005, 01:32 PM

Cool. Now tell us how you REALLY feel.

RuthB · 07-27-2005, 01:32 PM

that is just so stupid!

David! · 07-27-2005, 01:32 PM

Good, now can you shut the fuck up already?

davethetruth · 07-27-2005, 01:32 PM

Canada Isn't All Bad Eh.

GammaCash_Dom · 07-27-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

NO, NO,....Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch....do not believe her dude

So! How's your day so far??

JohnW · 07-27-2005, 01:34 PM

Shut the hell up...You aren't truly Canadian if you stand up and vent your feelings like you just did. We Canadians are raised to roll over and take whatever is thrown at us...and ask for more!

Now let me get back to eating my moose sandwich and smoking my crack pipe....

;)

J.

xlogger · 07-27-2005, 01:35 PM

, eh?

BradM · 07-27-2005, 01:39 PM

My response in Canadian: Sorry you feel that way.

Cman · 07-27-2005, 01:40 PM

the opinions express in this thread are of a retard and do not reflect the opinions of all other canadians.

thank you.

p.s. - dont' produce anything? hello? largest wheat/grain producer in the world, one of the largest non-arab oil producers in the world, largest hockey producer LOL

Thrawn$ · 07-27-2005, 01:40 PM

he probably lives in ontario

Thomas1007 · 07-27-2005, 01:42 PM

dont like Canada
Fuck Off "eh

pawsregd · 07-27-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$

he probably lives in ontario

vink · 07-27-2005, 02:00 PM

The Canucks were Heroes at Juno Beach
http://www.militaryhistoryonline.com...dday/juno.aspx

After Shock Media · 07-27-2005, 02:02 PM

You all make my katchup and we need that, really we do.
Not to mention all the lumber you send our way, honestly I appreciate it. Not as much as the katchup but hey not much compares to katchup.

enzo · 07-27-2005, 02:02 PM

he has to be from B.C

ronbotx · 07-27-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

Rich and DirectFiesta are consistent reminders of this fact....

sonofsam · 07-27-2005, 03:14 PM

canadian navy

Thomas1007 · 07-27-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enzo

he has to be from B.C

BC is a Beautiful Province

2257-Ben · 07-27-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007

BC is a Beautiful Province

Yeah, it's where all the "Newfies" retire out west...

pawsregd · 07-27-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

canadian navy

Whoooaaa!!! They finally got rid of the oars and got an electric motor...nice

Platinum Dave · 07-27-2005, 03:19 PM

The way the US government is going, everyone will be moving up to Canada and opening up shop soon.

EroticySteve · 07-27-2005, 03:22 PM

Canada is a beautiful country. You've got a lot to be proud of. Hockey, Beer, Hunting, Clean air and water, wide open spaces, French as a second language, the good view of Niagara Falls.

fuzzypeach · 07-27-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

I would say GO FUCK YOUR WIFE but we all know why you won't... so I'll just say GO FUCK YOURSELF

2257-Ben · 07-27-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash_Dom

NO, NO,....Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch....do not believe her dude

So! How's your day so far??

I'd fuck Ann Coulter in a heartbeat... she's a "Fox" contributor...

pornguy · 07-27-2005, 03:27 PM

you should export some of the women you guys are always talking about

DamageX · 07-27-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

My response in Canadian: Sorry you feel that way.

Kevsh · 07-27-2005, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

I've lived in Canada long time and can say I've partaked in any of those activities ... where do you live, in the Soo?

Hollywood Horwitz · 07-27-2005, 03:40 PM

dont forget about bacon,i was aboot to make some now,eh?

CDSmith · 07-27-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

What's wrong with moose cock?

iwantchixx · 07-27-2005, 03:47 PM

if u don't like it then get the fuck out of our country.

harkonen · 07-27-2005, 03:48 PM

The Spice Must .. oh .. well .. not through there I suppose ;)

Snapper · 07-27-2005, 03:51 PM

Such hostility! Sad to see. I like Canadians and Canada. Half the world's Frozen moose-poopsicles are made there.

Ya think is better being from somewhere else eh?

hilly · 07-27-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

Why are you ashamed of your country you fucking idiot?
The Canadians helpt free the world in 1944.

JFK · 07-27-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

he probably lives in ontario

he'd have to go all the way up to North Bay to suck Moose cock, thats what his problem is probably

TetsuoIronMan · 07-27-2005, 04:17 PM

Canada is a great place. Love BC

Just wish they would start exporting that sleeman across the pond. I really miss a cold honey brown lager.

tristan_D · 07-27-2005, 05:24 PM

I'm sure there are still things to be proud about. Always look at the glass half full and stop comparing yourself with otheres.

davis · 07-27-2005, 05:33 PM

... but people love canada! =)

and we dont have gwb as a leader... and we support minority rights... And, most importantly... the bacon! MAPLE BACON! *drools*

davis · 07-27-2005, 05:34 PM

and dont produce anything?... ever heard of BCbud? haha

sniperwolf · 07-27-2005, 06:24 PM

that's just not right..
love your own..hehe

sherie · 07-27-2005, 06:28 PM

Smack is an American thing, moose cock eater! lol

Spunky · 07-27-2005, 06:32 PM

Sounds like another Dork Jedi fake nick..
You don't like it here, go back home ya fucking raghead

reynold · 07-27-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

canadian navy

It only shows how secure the country is..

wjxxx · 07-27-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

canadian navy

PixeLs · 07-27-2005, 09:35 PM

Don't worry guys, you still have your 2005 Miss Universe...lol

mardigras · 07-27-2005, 09:40 PM

Some of my best friends know Canadians

WayneBrady · 07-27-2005, 09:42 PM

yeah you should be
and while you at it
here
While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
I then you don?t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I tell them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.

Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room
Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
Then he says come with me?
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it?s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Edd asks whats he doing here
He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off

TetsuoIronMan · 07-29-2005, 10:25 AM

Btw I just remembered some interesting books if anyone wants to take a few hours off slinging porno.

Michael Adams is the one with the quote "canadians are just unarmed americans with health insurance" - search google for "fire and ice"

Im very far from being an expert (being a european

only living in canada for a year and a half and visiting the US a couple of times) but its a good read even for an outsider. Warning: It is VERY pro-canada.

Also check out "How To Be A Canadian" - I learned a lot from that one.

Denis_SC · 07-29-2005, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY

IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

Fuck you , you fucking fuck !!!!

Denis_SC · 07-29-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

canadian navy

You don't wanna mess with that crazy mofo ....

07-27-2005, 01:31 PM	#1
Shaddam IV So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 810	I AM ASHAMED OF BEING A CANADIAN (rant) THERE IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF MY FELLOW CANUCKS ARE ALL USELESS COWARDS, WE DONT PRODUCE ANYTHING AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT TAKE US SERIOUSLY IF WE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUR FRUSTRATIONS, WE WOULDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO BUT EAT MOOSE COCK AND SHOOT SMACK.

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WayneBrady Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 148	yeah you should be and while you at it here While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack Then I got violent and banged my head on the window Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait I waited about 30 minutes Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO I then you don?t tell me what I see Then he said we can make you disappear Then I tell them not to threaten me He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over The cops then took me and threw me into a cell And the next day I was released and I went home. Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities Then it quickly flew off 15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk. The car then starts driving Were in there for 10 hours I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell I then reply I shit my sack They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again They put her in the corner of the room Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it. Then he says come with me? And then we all walked down a hall way We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold While it?s on the ground it craps itself The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell Edd asks whats he doing here He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car And the one that talks put me back in my sack I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again. They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere. He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash They get back in the car and dvive off

07-29-2005, 10:25 AM	#48
TetsuoIronMan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 140	Btw I just remembered some interesting books if anyone wants to take a few hours off slinging porno. Michael Adams is the one with the quote "canadians are just unarmed americans with health insurance" - search google for "fire and ice" Im very far from being an expert (being a european only living in canada for a year and a half and visiting the US a couple of times) but its a good read even for an outsider. Warning: It is VERY pro-canada. Also check out "How To Be A Canadian" - I learned a lot from that one.