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RogerV · 07-29-2005, 12:15 AM

It's happend to me a couple times when a girl gets air and on the way down it doesn't hit the hole. i thought my dick broke, hurt like hell

CDSmith · 07-29-2005, 12:18 AM

Mine gets as hard as granite. Stone doesn't bend.

Kimmykim · 07-29-2005, 12:20 AM

Rog, are you drunk?

Playa-Deak · 07-29-2005, 12:22 AM

Have you EVER been with a girl that you wanted to fuck real bad. And if you seen a pic of her your dick will get hard but when you actually get her in the sack... Your dick just won't get hard no matter what you do?

RogerV · 07-29-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Rog, are you drunk?

Naw just very tired and I have insomnia

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:25 AM

You know what's worse? When I'm getting fucked and I'm rubbing my clit and he pulls out too far and my fingernail catches the tip of his cock.

I feel so bad when that happens!

SleazyDream · 07-29-2005, 12:26 AM

happened to me last night.

This is someone else posting under Sleazy's Nic btw.

RogerV · 07-29-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

You know what's worse? When I'm getting fucked and I'm rubbing my clit and he pulls out too far and my fingernail catches the tip of his cock.

I feel so bad when that happens!

Ummm yea that would suck

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Playa-Deak

Have you EVER been with a girl that you wanted to fuck real bad. And if you seen a pic of her your dick will get hard but when you actually get her in the sack... Your dick just won't get hard no matter what you do?

Man, once I was with a guy I had been friends with for years and we had always had this attraction...I did coke sometimes then and we blew a few lines, and then like an idiot I gave him head...well, numbed his shit out and he couldn't get it up.

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

Ummm yea that would suck

Yeah, and I don't even have long nails, lol!

xenigo · 07-29-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

You know what's worse? When I'm getting fucked and I'm rubbing my clit and he pulls out too far and my fingernail catches the tip of his cock.

I feel so bad when that happens!

Uh, yeah that fucking hurts. Experienced that one!

WiredGuy · 07-29-2005, 12:29 AM

Is this today's blog entry of the day

WG

RogerV · 07-29-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

Man, once I was with a guy I had been friends with for years and we had always had this attraction...I did coke sometimes then and we blew a few lines, and then like an idiot I gave him head...well, numbed his shit out and he couldn't get it up.

thats happend to me before

JD · 07-29-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

It's happend to me a couple times when a girl gets air and on the way down it doesn't hit the hole. i thought my dick broke, hurt like hell

are you aware that there's a joint in your shit very much like your knuckles? I've popped mine a couple times. Doesn't really hurt, just not cool

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:33 AM

I've had some crazy mishaps during sex, lol. But I always have a good sense of humor about it, and sometimes the giggle just adds to the experience. Once my ex had me bent over our bathroom counter, and I was pushing back on him, so we were fucking pretty hard, and he bottomed out and it hurt a little, so I didn't push back on the next stroke and he slammed into me and smacked my head on the mirror and it broke, hahaha.

Zebra · 07-29-2005, 12:40 AM

I was doing a girl from behind once and she slammed her head back right while I was leaning forward and she whacked me right in the nose and it started bleeding like a fountain. Made a mess all over her back and my nose was swollen for days.

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

I was doing a girl from behind once and she slammed her head back right while I was leaning forward and she whacked me right in the nose and it started bleeding like a fountain. Made a mess all over her back and my nose was swollen for days.

OMG!

I broke a window with my head....never broke a nose, haha.
I was in my bf's bed..right under the window, and he fucked my head right into that window. He tried to stop but I was like, hey, the window's already broke, let's deal with it after we both get off, haha.

je_rome · 07-29-2005, 12:48 AM

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You know what's worse? When I'm getting fucked and I'm rubbing my clit and he pulls out too far and my fingernail catches the tip of his cock. I feel so bad when that happens!

ouch! happened to me once. since then, i like my girls to have short fingernails. ;) it just hurts a lot.

RogerV · 07-29-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

I was doing a girl from behind once and she slammed her head back right while I was leaning forward and she whacked me right in the nose and it started bleeding like a fountain. Made a mess all over her back and my nose was swollen for days.

LMAO

iwantchixx · 07-29-2005, 12:51 AM

chase, I agree on that finger nail thing. THAT SUCKS when it happens to me. That's why I make my girls cut their nails if they plan to do that hahaha.

Unfortunately my new girlfriend has super duper long nails and I don;t have the heart to ask her to cut em.

chase · 07-29-2005, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

chase, I agree on that finger nail thing. THAT SUCKS when it happens to me. That's why I make my girls cut their nails if they plan to do that hahaha.

Unfortunately my new girlfriend has super duper long nails and I don;t have the heart to ask her to cut em.

You have a girlfriend? *sniff sniff*

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 07-29-2005, 12:58 AM

It really hurts when that happens

Batts

SleazyDream · 07-29-2005, 01:12 AM

I was fucking this chick last night....and It slipped out as i was starting the up stroke (she was on top) and I rammed my cock up her labia and caught the tip of my cock on her clit piercing...I felt horrible...it really fucked her up....tore her hood.

I was fucking her friend about 10 minutes later and made the same mistake...pulled out a little too far and this time smashed my cock on the chicks pelvic bone and folded my cock over....I figure it was a case of Instant Karma. Mabe I need to get penis enlargement pills so my dick grows longer?

chase · 07-29-2005, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I was fucking this chick last night....and It slipped out as i was starting the up stroke (she was on top) and I rammed my cock up her labia and caught the tip of my cock on her clit piercing...I felt horrible...it really fucked her up....tore her hood.

I was fucking her friend about 10 minutes later and made the same mistake...pulled out a little too far and this time smashed my cock on the chicks pelvic bone and folded my cock over....I figure it was a case of Instant Karma. Mabe I need to get penis enlargement pills so my dick grows longer?

I've had the first thing happen, minus the piercing, thank God. I've got a meaty mound, so it caught just below where my lips meet at the top and it hurt like a bitch.

07-29-2005, 12:15 AM	#1
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Has your dick every bent and popped while fucking It's happend to me a couple times when a girl gets air and on the way down it doesn't hit the hole. i thought my dick broke, hurt like hell

07-29-2005, 12:18 AM	#2
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07-29-2005, 12:25 AM	#6
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	You know what's worse? When I'm getting fucked and I'm rubbing my clit and he pulls out too far and my fingernail catches the tip of his cock. I feel so bad when that happens! __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

07-29-2005, 12:26 AM	#7
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	happened to me last night. This is someone else posting under Sleazy's Nic btw. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

07-29-2005, 12:20 AM	#3
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07-29-2005, 12:33 AM	#15
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	I've had some crazy mishaps during sex, lol. But I always have a good sense of humor about it, and sometimes the giggle just adds to the experience. Once my ex had me bent over our bathroom counter, and I was pushing back on him, so we were fucking pretty hard, and he bottomed out and it hurt a little, so I didn't push back on the next stroke and he slammed into me and smacked my head on the mirror and it broke, hahaha. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

07-29-2005, 12:40 AM	#16
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I was doing a girl from behind once and she slammed her head back right while I was leaning forward and she whacked me right in the nose and it started bleeding like a fountain. Made a mess all over her back and my nose was swollen for days. __________________ Old School

07-29-2005, 12:51 AM	#20
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	chase, I agree on that finger nail thing. THAT SUCKS when it happens to me. That's why I make my girls cut their nails if they plan to do that hahaha. Unfortunately my new girlfriend has super duper long nails and I don;t have the heart to ask her to cut em.

07-29-2005, 12:58 AM	#22
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	It really hurts when that happens Batts

07-29-2005, 01:12 AM	#23
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I was fucking this chick last night....and It slipped out as i was starting the up stroke (she was on top) and I rammed my cock up her labia and caught the tip of my cock on her clit piercing...I felt horrible...it really fucked her up....tore her hood. I was fucking her friend about 10 minutes later and made the same mistake...pulled out a little too far and this time smashed my cock on the chicks pelvic bone and folded my cock over....I figure it was a case of Instant Karma. Mabe I need to get penis enlargement pills so my dick grows longer? __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.